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i do however have a fascination with these creatures. for chopping zombies or getting past**********. Ether you know or you don’t care there is no middle ground. In the graphic novel, all of the tools that the main grave packs end up being useful. It turns out there are a lot of people business their own strong holds. Guest post guidelines Definitely invest in solar panels for electricity main power grids would probably go down. I no longer use the van now so I welded on some steel screens over the the windows and added a high power multi frequency radio and television receiver and radio transmitter luckily I have some home made katanas if things go bad. Their first concern is often a safe haven… shelter. As if the CDC has nothing better to address than impossible and fictional events. 4-8 people is the ideal number for natural selection in a Zombie scenario. Learn something from them and use it in case of this happens… P. i have researched this for the past 2 years and have found evidence that a “zombie apocalypse” is possible. You do a good job here; continue the fine efforts. Submit article Please bring back the zombie T-Shirts PPLLLLEEEAASSSSEEEE!!!!! I had no idea there were t-shirts! I want to order 12 now!. This makes me so happy inside that the CDC is finally preparing for this! I love this article, Is it alright if we post something about this on our zombie website? Zombie Informer Also is it alright if we can use the badge you guys have?. Guest post by So, let’s welcome them to our houses, let’s stop this silly separation caused by irrational fear, let’s share with them some we have. Exaggerated TV coverage from the US focused on the extremes and bemused the public about what it really means and entails. Submit an article THERE WAS A CANNIBAL ATTACK IN MIAMI BEACH!!!!!!!!! Zombiessssssnlriknqeb;. Although their supplies were found on the spot, I feel that the more prepared you are, the more likely you will think of things that you need the most. is working on bio-manipulation techniques for the mutation of existing diseases, in order to produce zombie like conditions in live subjects. I’d like to know why everyone thinks that theyd be trying to survive. Sponsored post: Great Job CDC and all the people that actually read the article and gave it this much thought. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency. ** Gun-heads, I know there is a whole category of sub guns worthy for inclusion (HK MP5, HK UMP45, or any AR15 chambered in pistol calibers), but I decided to keep my weapons choices mainstream. get a grip! You are totally missing the point. I am so ready for a zombie attack. I’ve been needing to get an emergency supply closet started. Water storage containers are fairly inexpensive, and if stored in a cool, dry location, bottled water will stay potable almost indefinitely. Those who say, “The public doesn’t need to defend their own families during times of social breakdown because the police will do it. I have witnessed first hand the effects of drug abuse…insanity, suicide attempts, dead children and the list goes on and on. I bookmarked it to my bookmark website record and will plausibly be checking back soon. But on a more serious note: When the Zombies of the Apocolypse are chewing on those folks’ heads, maybe they’ll realize “Hey! The CDC warned me about this and I shoulda liste…. &This is so cool we need this to be oven-ready in case this really happens. Prolonged close-quarters combat would tire you out well fast that is not to mention that approximately 80% of Americans do not get their recommended exercise. Population is thing that is hard to control. Guest post: CDC is going to find out about any diseases that is going on and help the population. So we are to store food, water, tp, toothpaste, etc…. get over yourselves and let ppl have fun. It is so assuring to know that the CDC has the time and resources to shell out content on a zombie apocolypse? How insulting to the American people! Are you poking fun at the very genuine fear and anxiety people are experiencing after what we know happened in the Miami attack; as well as the young man whose heart was eaten? What is wrong with the CDC? This isn’t even remotely funny. i am a big fan of zombie stuff and i have a kit packed. I’d been examining frequently this unique site using this program. Thanx for the humor but for the real world common sense. I don’t think any of them carry the same weight as the CDC though. get ear plugs and ALOT of batteries!Water, canned foods, including cannedf fruits! Charcole for cooking and matches out the ass!Remember Zombies go where there are people, so, they’ll seek out groceries and churches! Sorry, the lord helps them who help themselves! Don’t get caught up with all that shit! Survive!!! We’ll need to repopulate so keep yourself clean so we can have healthy children!!!! Hord weapons and ammo! Anything you can get to kill a zombie! Look in your garage I’m sure there are plenty of weapons! Remember YOU have to survive! Neighbors who never introduced themselves don’t matter!!!You get out alive, we can make friends later! If I think of thing else I’ll let you know! We’ll need a special sign so we know whos’ who!!! Gimme some ieas!. For High School graduation, we are now giving a Medical Kit and a Tool bag as gifts. I believe in the grace and mercy and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior. Now we can be ready for this Friday. It doesn’t require ammunition and can be highly effective at clearing a path through hordes of zombies whilst trying to make good your escape. What if we ourself needs to attact the zombie? we must prepare to attact not only to run…. i will be going to wall mart you can close thoes big metal gates they have canned goode generators firearms and material batteries meds camping and cooking supplies ( grills) climb to the roof after it is locked down all doors and have 360 degree security you could last there untill the water ran out ( bottles). Zombies 101: Never trust any governmental organization during zombie apocalypse. It has been rumored since 2012 about zombies. In all seriousness, if people have the means to prepare for an uncertain future, and they dont do it, then they are going to be kicking themselves. I tend to think, the alternative of SHTF will occur. But i watch alot of zombie movies. Guest post- I have thought about what I would do if there ever was such a pandemic. The job of the CDC amongst other things is to reach the widest masses about readiness and in creating a clever and humorous operation more people will prepare for emergencies and more lives will be saved. And if they wanted to raise awareness about other disasters, why not RAISE AWARENESS about them???. it is all to support the Baltimore Animal Rescue and Care Shelter (BARCS) and the Arbutus VFD. Want to write a post I know your sight must have had a lot of hits, and more people are now thinking of being prepared for some type of hard knocks. Looking for guest posts Also DONT FORGET TO WATCH EACH OTHERS BACKS, many times someone will mess up on any influential job, even in modern warfare people still mess up. Why won’t the government admit that something is going on, because they don’t want us to panic and turn on them and each other? Oh it takes only one infected to get into a fema camp then everyone is toast literally. hello, good article nicely shared thought thanks. Sometimes i kinda wish that there were one. Teamwork is ESSENTIAL in a zombie outbreak. but if it did it would be soooooo awsome. Contributing writer Another thing to ponder about, as integer density increases, resources decrease. Therefore, choosing a simple side arm with a high capacity is necessary. Sponsored post: I’m with Daisy- PLEASE bring back the shirts!!!. Submit a guest post With lack of food, I can see cannibalistic behavior arise. Everything you read online has to be true, right?. Great Job CDC and all the people that in reality read the article and gave it this much thought. If you live in a sunny climate, Dartnell also said you can use a method called solar disinfection to create safe drinking water. look up the author Max Brooks, and his book the zombie survial guide. Lol really funny of you CDC for making this blog on this topic it’s really Awesome lol 🙂. Interesting views forsure, yeah doesn’t seem to far fetched either with all the crazy stuff they can mix up now a days in a science lab and implement it in a new energy drink or something of that nature. It’s nice to know that while the CDC has done virtually nothing about my illness, Chronic Fatigue Immune Disfunction Syndrome, and millions are suffering, they are fully fain for a zombie attack…. It’s pretty worth sufficient for me. *faint*, I know zombie invasion could be a threat, but this is one step too much!. Now we can be ready for this Friday. Also, vampires and Star Bellied Sneeches are fake too. This is a great list, we should all be prepared. I include a lightweight tent with mine 🙂. Let’s not forget diplomacy skills when dealing with zombies. My tax dollars are paying for this shiite…. And i always thought zombie apocalypse was code for the liberals, silly me. Since preparing for hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, fires etc. The CDC poking fun at what is a very real and threatening trend in this country is just disgusting. As someone already said, this is intended to be a funny way of getting people to prepare for real emergencies. Contribute to our site I understand that there are frequent natural disasters in some areas, so it is worth preparing for things like that, but you shouldn’t waste your life on preparing for thing that is so remote to happen. Replace the door with a steel one, with bolts and at least ten locks. So for the next year we plan on traveling the country making a documentary series about zombies and zombie culture in America. Guest-blogger It is a possibility, please don’t take me to Guantanamo paradise for writing my opinion. To Fran who said “no such thing as zombies be realistic!!!!!!!!!” All I can say is “Well duh, not until the Zombie Apocolypse happens”. after that the feds will be coming to do the same in the name of “government protecion of the people”, but will do the same thing and cart you and yours to interrment camps ie: FEMA camps the CDC is trying to get you to prepare for it. Guest posting How long have you been prepping?. ? A ***massive*** amount of response and word of mouth. I am a huge fan of The Walking Dead and Supernatural so this is the second best thing i have ever read. Make sure that everyone in caravan/Family,Friends knows how to drive a big rig or a big old school bus. Submit content But all joking aside I think the comment by voice and reason: I understand the Zombie metaphor for emergency preparedness, I think a lot of people posting here do not. In other words I am too poor to be Republican but too rich to be a Liberal. If you read the article with kid gloves you will notice that it is cleverly disguised message general adversity preparedness. They said “that will never happen” about a ton of things and those people are wrong now. Unless zombie’s become smarter and learn how to fly helicopters or drive boats I should be good, Also before you head to your island go to walmart pick up canned food (just in case) and get some guns, from sports section, (although no automatics) and fishing poles/nets. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to tell the reality however I will sure come back again.


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I saw epsode 6 of the show the walking dead (3) weeks ago and ive been having nightmares ever since this just made it worse. One of the greatest blends of function, style, reliability, and abundance of spare parts manifests in a 70/80s one ton Chevy K30 “Squarebody” with a Cummins 12 valve, an NV4500 manual transmission, and Dana 60 front axle and 14 Bolt rear axle. Speaking of Gear, you can have all the best equipment in the world, but if you don’t have a workable plan, it’s useless. They know something we don’t. Please ruminate changing the main photo on the tag to thing that folks wouldn’t attendant with paranoid or delusional thoughts or self-neglect. that play an important role in our ecosystem. hm i wonder whats its like to be a zombie. Some catastrophic events -- pandemic, nuclear posturing -- build slowly. I love zombies! They taste great with BBQ sauce!. I frankly think the CDC wouldn’t give out guidelines like this without any information about it , I think something is going to happen during this Corona virus pandemic and it will be all because of the Vaccines. the authorities is gonna try to handle this situation???? oh crap…. Submit your content It is kind of sad that in a desperate attempt to get contrarious people to prepare for disasters, you guys have to write stuff on zombies. im preparing for when the koalas attack! :3. But, I believe, if we only show our good hearts and open ourselves to them, treat them with respect, bestow on them warm feelings, they sure will change their wicked ways. if everyone else is a zombie, who will be around to say that necromania is still unacceptable………ha ha (Dr. you could put stay in/on a safe place like a roof with zombies or flooding. U see i am a Boyscout and I am PREPARED. I’m glad that you simply shared this helpful info with us. Glad to see someone really has 1) a sense of humor and 2) the imagination to press an probatory issue. What a great info, thank you for sharing. Gotta go now and eat a homeless man’s face – see ya!. i have a plan tht will work well in my opinion…. Guest post policy To any and all idiots (likely all teabaggers) complaining about “wasted money”, think for a minute, if you’re not too brain damaged. S that kit seems a bit heavy and i think youd be better off move light wouldnt you? but keep essentials + dont go to a refugee camp during an apocalypse thatts the most stupid thing you could do but do go if natural disaster of course i enjoyed the article. Do thing more productive with your time and our tax dallors. What scares me more than the dead coming back to life is the threat of “brain-dead” people preparing for “zombies”, or worse, voting. my comment is still waiting modernation… is this conformed enough? Or are you going to deny me this comment also?. So this kinda gets me thinking. The place that makes the most sense to me would be an island big enough to sustain a family or small civilization. and for the noobs please get Jug and pack your weapons before we finish the easter egg. Plus look at what’s happening to the earths magnetic poles plus the galactic plane Earth is going to go through before zombies are thought of as a problem. a toxin that could do as this blog said. mp/2b1ebf3a6f70/thewritersbookcase. Best plan head north to -xx degree weather and survive. this is a good idea because if your prepared for the zombie apocalypse your oven-ready for tornados terrorist attacks chemicall attacks and radiation leak or contanimation. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic seems to be agitation a lot of controversy within the comments of the tax payers. If you’ve played The Walking Dead, you would know why. I mean, they had trouble putting down a facce-eating zombie!. Guest poster wanted im at least gonna be a fashionable zombie. You may need to stock up supplies for as long as 1-6 months. But should Armageddon arrive — say, in the form of a limited nuclear exchange, global pandemic or cyber mega-attack — these hobbies could mean your survival. Submit post They started talking about what they would do if they were ever in that situation. they are light and very affordable,plus no ammo needed. I find this article interesting and i find that the people who do find this article helpful to be understanding of being prepared for whatsoever happens and find those who don’t like this article to please stop adding rude comments. There will be NO immediate help from the government. LAME! They do this on our money. Although its meaning has changed slightly over the years, it refers to a human corpse cryptically revived to serve the undead. in gain to zombie preparedness, we must also prepare for residential area ninja armies and the batmen…oh for goodness sake, why did there have to be batman platoons?. HEY!! wanna check good way to prepares yourself to zombies invasion? Go chec the animes Highschool of The Dead and the TV show( dont know if it was canceled) The Walking Dead. not everyone lived through it, some wish they had not. Looking for guest posts Please stay us up to date like this. gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/#comment-3780. Underground safehouses are key. We all have to prepare for any kind of parking brake that could hit at anytime. or does the cdc have nothing to do with hurricames or tornados. Teamwork is ESSENTIAL in a zombie outbreak. Dylan, remember, it has to be flexible, and it shouldn’t have any holes that zombies can get their hands into!. 2nd I like how this post has a very mock feeling to it. Guest posting rules Your entire comment is thus futile and a waste of time. His book What Zombies Fear: A Father’s Quest (Available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other retailers) is his bug out plan, in novel form. There are many online pharmacies that will allow ninety day supplies, and most doctors will adjust prescriptions to allow for that. That way if a family should have to shelter in place until help arrives they can be prepared and sustain some safety and health and not tax the system should help be slow to get there. Couching your info in a “zombie apocalypse” scenario only makes it that much more fun (and relevant) to me. I was never afraid of zombies have in Pelican. Don’t go where the food is (humans. Submit your content Note: I am in no way connected with the CDC. ” The world is becoming more advanced; anything can happen…. This is the very reason why people does not believe thing anymore coming from the CDC. Here are a few more scenarios you might consider: – rampaging genetically re-created T-Rex (a la Jurassic Park) – Extraterrestrial invasion – terrestrial collision – worldwide commercial enterprise collapse caused by inept greedy investment banks (forget it; too unlikely) – nuclear war caused by blithering idiot in White House using wrong phone to order pizza – Tea Party statesmanly candidate winning election – Eton College alumnus becoming British Prime Minister (Oh no, already happened, aaaaiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!). Just wanted to share that Kings Mountain Historical Museum (in Kings Mountain, NC) hosted a free public program this week based on the CDC’s model – in conjunction with our current exhibit: “Say Ahh! The Incredible Medical History of Kings Mountain,” and in human relationship with our local library’s Summer Reading Program. But what about if you pop down the grocery and they are shut because of that power outage? People get unfortunate person – you need to think about longer term power shut downs. com I am planning a trip to stock up and start making individual backpacks with survival kits as well as survival protection per individual. Writers wanted The sad thing that all of you are reasoning that this is for the “zombie apocalypse” is that it is actually the CDC’s way of getting prepared for a natural tragedy in a reconstructive way. Despite the company’s general malaise for the user market (HK has a lot of government contracts and thus, focuses on providing weapons systems for countries and police departments), I find their HK 416 to be the standard for piston driven weapons. Guest blogger guidelines They don’t know etiquette, and they will bust down your door. And if there is a zombie outbreak you will probably get eaten first. I never expected a gov related blog, i. Let me know when the ninja’s unite!. Also, I’d like to see if you still scoff when the zombie hordes are closing in on you. The emergency preparation kits should also be useful during the next Rapture regular for this October and the geological phenomenon associated with the end of the Mayan calendar in December 2012. i think the zombie things are real because of the videos i have seen im scared of it and i dont know why nobody believes it? we should do a practise or school or thing just to get prepared search extranormal/ zombies on youtube and it will scare you to death all the zombie captions they had found. just in case this happens), some sort of transportation (walking is suicidal! you need a car to make a quick get away from zeds), leaders, farmers, local police, fire extinguishers (just in case there is a fire at your base), weapons, ammunition, a map of the surrounding areas (you need to get to know your geographical area with a map. Guest post courtesy of I would hate to know you, such a boring life you must have if you can’t find the value and humor in something such as this. My tax dollars are paying for this shiite…. Extremely pleased with this post. Want to write for (Good on you if you get this reference. What may you suggest in regards to your post that you simply made some days ago? Any sure?. The older generations grew up always preparing for a ‘rainy day’ – whether it was keeping candles ready for a blackout, or some cans and preserves in the larder, or stashing some cash under the mattress for unexpected fiscal difficulties. They are offering advice for Americans in a fun way to increase the number of people that are actually prepared for an unforeseen circumstance, and I think that is a noble cause. I think that maybe they are just trying to get our attention by using zombies as and example because we are in an pandemic 😷 and they want us to take caution as if there was a zombie calamity. Is it 2012? I do not know at all. All the information and suggestions they provide are general and apply to all emergencies and disasters. Where there is the posibility of a Zombie outbreak it is unlikely that it will happen in the manner we think it will. @Bo #16: Yes, we all know that writing a blog post about emergency kits takes at least 100 man hours and over 9000 tax dollars and has nothing to do with public health matters. For those that are upset that preparedness is being address this way… GET OVER IT… this is a great way to get to people, particularly young people, to really look at what they need. Writers wanted i really wanna know where i can get cdc publications like posters and handouts for this subjectfor me and some of my friends to have. Want to write for very clever how you named the article zombies so people would read it even though it is all about hurricanes. So make sure to brush your teeth, clean your clothes, and wash behind your ears!. Are you going to stay right where you are, fortify your position and wait out the Apocalypse in your current location, or are you going to grab your gear and head for an alpha site. I agree with the attention provider 100%. I am reminded of Orson Welles “The War of the Worlds” radio broadcast in which he tells the story of an alien invasion. Just remember…Rule #1: Cardio. Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland…great movies. there is even a forest full of zombies in well i forgot but just watch that video and u will find out. Thank you, if it takes Zombies to get the general public aware of tragedy preparation maybe you (the CDC/FEMA) should use them in public service announcement spots during prime time. I agree with the CDC that being prepared for an emergancy is top priorty, but what i dont think anyone relizes is how real this could be. I guess you’ll also need guns&baseball bats you know to shot or hit their head. Although I see tax dollars being spent like Bo said in his post, I however see it being spent in a good way. If everyone surrounding you is prepared for an event like this, everyone can stick together, not turn against each other to steal their supplies. Guest posting Have loads of food and drink, maybe a working restroom, and beds. I’m not just suggesting that a Zombie out brake could happen, I’m saying it REALLY could happen, I don’t know much about it but sometime between 1870 and 1890, (I can remember the exact date but it was definitely between those dates) there was a minor Zombie Outbreak in London. Submit your content Honestly I want there to be a zombie apocalypse because then there would be no cause to truly have to do anything. Dies First the government sigh protect ur family and ur country don’t trust the authorities if somthin like this did happen it would probably be there fault, and most important of all were all still americans we need go stick together I ain’t gonna lie I’m kinks disfavour but if this had of a situation happened im willing to set qside ky differences an fight a Americans and they our country back on track have a great day an god bless us an an god bless America. I am glad it was written the way it was and I am disgusted with people complaining over tax payers money. nothing about weapons or ammo to save your family with lol what good is impotant documents when ya got people who wanna chew on your face off chasing ya oh thats right thats what dialing 911 is for. Guest post: to all you critics “limber up” and grow a sence of humor Thanks CDC. is almost the same why not put a creative spin on the issue of making sure citizens are prepared for Zombies? I for one have now included an metallic element baseball bat to my emergency supply kit. Emergency preparedness is not really true, better get ready for the end of the world because we are not taking care of it.


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Become an author I really took great pleasure in reading the CDC’s comic about a zombie apocalypse. Read more about our comment policy ». But we have no hope on other but are selfs and the people who r with us. Tbh If zombies did come into the earth or come out of nowhere I would trust you guys to help us…I love zombies (TWD is my fav) but I don’t think I will want it to happen for real. i have always pitched preparedness to my family, and no one ever is interested. I for one have never gone to a CDC page and read anything except travel advisories until this, so it captured my interest. For the last week I’ve actually took the whole possiblity of a rage virus being real. Thanks for the predictive creating by mental acts. Guest posts wanted it will bring out the inner savage, so pretty much making people go crazy. If something happens to the electric grids and there’s no electrical energy to run the lights, computers, or the country’s defense you’ll have to rely on cash to purchase needed items. zombies DO exist this is the 5th attack in miami alone (many more around the world) JUST TWO DAYS AGO and even though there WAS a victum submited in the medical building AND on the news, the hospital DELETED all records of the Victum being submited after words and is no word about the victum. Bullcrap, all you need is a pair of special dark glasses. Guest posting guidelines i think people should take precautions during the apocalypse like “what if they run, of what if they can’t see?” i think we should try those out. U ain’t outa shape cause running is who u are now, yes my fellow americans I hope u take this to heart we need PT( physical training) cause let’s face it we’ve been a spoiled country for years obesity is the number one health risk an weu talk bout it like its polio. In a time when the Federal Government has a $14. The biggest “cost” of this page is the cost in data transfer, the number of times it has been viewed by the public. What matters is that more people will be thinking about protecting their families in a pro-active manner. Clever way to get people to fain for disasters. We would have two dozen “islands” with bridges down here in Clallam County, so the subjective water supply testimonial is 2 gallons per person for 30 days + for pets and visiting company. Submit guest article then it prolly won’t seem so bad. We are leaders and the people that we look to are as stupid as the typical person…. Become a guest blogger I’ve been ready for the Zombie Apocalypse for years. Sponsored post by Plus they put it in a way to teach the younger generation for a more likely disaster. Submit article I always wondered, where do I go in a Zombie Apocalypse?! I mean, its not like I don’t have a good Idea, and I know where to avoid, but where do you go? Let’s say you have a safehouse(just the place your at, maybe a few people), and there are zombies outside, but your safe and have a good amount of supplies. Become guest writer zombies are awsome on games lkie call of duty but do thay exist yes thhay do i saw one in a graveard. in other words, DOWN WITH THE ZOMBIE-HATERS!!. It’s not quite known yet just where the desiese comes from or how it happens, but it will happen. I keep everything from water and non-perishable foods (mre\’s really aren\’t bad if you get used to them) to various melee and ranged projectile weapons. Want to write an article there is even a forest full of zombies in well i forgot but just watch that video and u will find out. Hooray for the MIW (men in white)! Thanks again CDC. Take a deep breath and relax…. There will be no heat, sure you can light a fire, but that will attract the zombies. omggggggggggggggggggggg this is spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky. Is it 2012? I do not know at all. I was pretty entertained by this, until I wondered how many tax dollars were wasted in the intellection of this article. It is a humorous look at a serious subject, disaster preparedness. The CDC is illustrating that because you never know what will happen, it is best to be oven-ready with some necessities. "Unlike the hybrid crops grown on most industrialized farms today, which also often rely on bleached fertilizers and pesticides, traditional heirloom varieties breed true, which means you can save some of the harvest from one year as seed corn for sowing the next. And besides this biological warfare, flu’s and infections are being messed with everyday. This is really a waste of time. I thought it was brilliant using a Hollywood Zombie scenario since so many are brainwashed with Hollywood these days. well i read many of the comments some people do not get that the CDC is just using this as a main-stream media way of informing people. I truly enjoyed this – thank you!. Guest post by Seriously, this is a pretty amusing way to get people to plan for an unexpected event. The cartoon is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. Ask yourself why they would need an vaccine if there was no virus? And why was the vaccine not mentioned in this article?. me and my family love zombies movies…but these could be true???……. The power supply in that van used to power a sound system loud enough to be in a concert, but it’s more than enough for a couple radios. Is it really going to happen? Is it even possible? Some say No, but as the above article mentions i rekon its coming so to have your survival kit ready makes sense. It might be useful, in case of a zombie apocalypse Knoworm. Suggest a post In all realism I think this blog posting may have helped taken up citizents believe they’re safe. Guest blogger I could go on as I have thought quite a bit about zombie apocalypses happening but. Anyway, I really like this campaign, because it presents a disaster in a manner that I can actually entice my family into discussion; and it will provide some assistance for any electric potential hardship as well. Looking for guest posts It doesn’t require ammunition and can be highly effective at clearing a path through hordes of zombies whilst trying to make good your escape. It might change as the government will need to do something about the population, people will find it “not fair” that they cannot have more than 1 child etc. Step 3: keep silent ,move slowly to a close by car (semi truck, or pick up truck) Step 4: find a close by police station go to swat team wing and get riot Shields , high grade shotguns, sniper rifles, assault rifles and get in a swat team armored truck. Submitting a guest post Maybe I’ll start adding an item or two on my grocery list every week. There are commenters who do not seem to be aware that this is a humorous way to get people complex in emergency preparedness. I LOVE ZOMBIES!!!!!!! eat them for breakfest, lunch and even dinner. During a “Zombie Apocalypse”, you’ll need to be armed. Thank you CDC and thanks to all the commenters. i say, bring em, this country is in a ressesition and zompoc would be the perfect thing to 1: universe controll(survival of the prepared) 2: open up ALOT of job opprotunities after the eruption and 3: zompoc would be a hell of alot more fun than sitting around at a 9-5 job or online doing job apps for jobs that dont exist by the time they are seen anyway. Submit an article This was a very well thought out idea. though i will start carrying a bat in the trunk of my car. Water storage containers are fairly inexpensive, and if stored in a cool, dry location, bottled water will stay potable almost indefinitely. this article makes the topic interesting & fun. I’m currently writing my own zombie survival strategy and will post a link here when fattening. Ive never visited until now and its because my sister told me that someone told her this article was here…and im gonna tell. Sometimes i kinda wish that there were one. you never know whats going to happen anythings possible but in a lot of movies the cdc will close off the purulent area so no one could get out even if your not infected and they just destroyed the whole place killing everyone so the infection wouldnt spread do you think they might do that if there was a zombie apocalypse?. to all that are complaing about tax dollars being spent this is a way for CDC to come across a younger group to realize theres other issues to be aware of as if you didnt notice in this blog they said hurricanes floods, etc… when a person googles zombies this shows and it catches their eye they read and thats what they want you to do!!!!!!!!! its a great idea because i read it. It has a better plot than most and it more artistic movement. I’d been examining frequently this unique site using this program. They are more than equipped to defend their land and fight off trespassers. Thier is no such thing as zombies who are going to attack us. Guest post policy UNLESS YOU HAVE A THING FOR THE UNDEAD. Guest posting guidelines It is the takers, and the greed-mongers. So thank you CDC, I honor your work, and the putout to your honor and pride. Guest blogger But, my guess is that no one is going to read this, since the last post when I wrote this was number 1230. For the better part of a century, the threat of a devastating pandemic has been the stuff of history books or Hollywood science fiction. Some posts are just mean’t to be commented on, this is 1. i mean look they use rats to test or meds on already and so there got to be some link that could make it happen. Accepting guest posts When decisive to bunk in, there are a number of points to take into account. And to be honest, I did see a bunch on Ninjas hanging out at our local mall last week. Make sure your vehicle is gassed and ready to go. National Incident Management System I have some unique questions regarding application of ICS, peculiarly as it applies to Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training. A good brake plan under the guise of a zombie plan, but as a zombie plan, it SUCKS!!! NO weapons? Add a rifel w/ ammo, a machete or axe. in Land of the Dead when the “zombies’ leader” figures out how to use a gun and climb fences. So, where were you when patient zero showed up in Miami, Florida?. I have bad news, it is too late. This is awesome but they obviously aren’t serious they are just trying to find a more enticing way to prepare people for a more impending cataclysm lol. therefore the world would have ended like 8 or 9 months ago. This is awesome but they obviously aren’t serious they are just trying to find a more enticing way to prepare people for a more impending cataclysm lol. ‘I’m always keeping an eye for natural disasters, flooding for example. Want to write for I see no mention on zombie brain deactivating devices ie. not a tongue in cheek scenario. I was tickled to know this plan was in the CDC minds. Those are the basics of what you need to do when the transmission hits. The subject would also need a diminished production for pain and discharge loss of higher brain function, or else the subject would not bite and attack others and the pathogen would not spread. No doubt: It is impossible to be more insane that these guys. Just saying being open to possibilities and never ruling things out that seem out of this world is a good accost. Contributor guidelines Dartnell advised that after any turn up of civilization, survivors would do well to get out of urban areas. The CDC’s Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic is a good way to talk about something that should be taken seriously, but in a more light and humorous way.


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There are several reasons why I’m looking forward to a real Zombie Apocalypse. There is bugging out, and then there is really bugging out. “The Zombie Survival Guide” by Max Brooks. Submit your content This was done in VERY poor taste. Second, What if the zombies are runners? Third, Medications is the best thing you can carry because presentness will lose its value and barter will be the only system of trade. Whether it be medical or a natural tragedy. If the CDC posts this, then you already know what is going to happen. Clarke might consider the ultimate escape: propulsion their DNA into space. I praise the CDC for using zombies in their informative comic book style novel. SMH I think ima start preparing lol. "If you get within a mile or so [of the blast], the hale wave is so intense, it will blow down concrete buildings," Toon told me. Brilliant! What a howling application of social marketing to encourage readiness among individuals who might not have actually considered it prior to the article. Guest post Again, the media and entertainment play off this irrational fear of Zombies and they become rich, filthy rich off the stupidity of misguided and deluded people. When this happens the world as we know it well vanish and never be the same again. com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/index2. Really, people? Lighten up with your retard comments like “umg guyz this iz wazting r munnyz”. For High School graduation, we are now giving a Medical Kit and a Tool bag as gifts. In a recent study, CareerBuilder's analysis arm Emsi tried to determine which US cities would be the most and least likely to make it through a virus-based zombie apocalypse. and they feed allllll day and alll night. Articles wanted personally id invest in a couple well made machetes and a hunting crossbow with plenty of bolts. The one’s complaining will be the FIRST ones crying about the Government’s lack of response if such a crisis did develop. Others and my kids have already texted their friends…so how can it be a bed thing?? Look at how many people will take being equipped more seriously. How about some make-up so you can look like a zombie? No need for a gun or bat to “make your escape”. This is an interesting way of getting people to prepare! Honestly I didn’t know about until now and have been preparing almost my whole life!. in other words, DOWN WITH THE ZOMBIE-HATERS!!. Great idea! I wanted to but a t-shirt and clicked the link but no option to buy the shirt. I’m ready for zombie emergency, as long as they don’t all break into the “thriller” – I haven’t mastered those moves yet…. “most people worry if they left the stove on, i worry about the zombie apocalypse (>. hey guys i would just like to say that, get a good protected base, food. Discussion threads can be closed at any time at our discretion. I will also support system. Beware!! The CDC and their elite club buddies are the creators of the zombies they are talking about here. Guest posts wanted I am sure that Congress tasked the CDC to put out information on emergency preparedness and funded the effort. If u ever use tht Ull understand. Contribute to our site Good to become visiting your weblog again, it has been months for me. Did anyone stop to thjnk that the zombies the goverment is refering to could be malnourished people. With zombies being all the rage, speculating about a zombie Book of Revelation is a great way to show the effectiveness of preparation to the extreme. Guest posting rules It is decidedly better to be safer than sorry. In all seriousness, the preparedness assemblage contained is valid useful substance. The problems can come if prepping takes over your life. I will cower in the corner while they eat me alive terrified. I love that you covered the issue this way! You might interested in a group called Zombie Squad that is centered around exactly this idea -using the coming zombie apocalypse to get people involved in general emergency preparedness. Wow…For all of you who say this can’t happen…better think again… Let’s all watch what happens as our citizens continue rising up against this government, protesting inciting civil disobedience and such… They wont beat us or shoot us. Pair that Cummins and Chevy K30 up with a bunch of unbreakable parts from Stephen and his band of one ton elves at Offroad Design and you have something that will drive you to the Apocalypse in style and get you through the other side without even a broken bolt. But gravely ZOMBIE?! I felt my intellect declining the more I read. Couching your info in a “zombie apocalypse” scenario only makes it that much more fun (and relevant) to me. At any rate they can recognize an emergengy with zombie-end of the world and act and respond in like manner if and when the opportunity arrives. Guest post policy i would take this as a joke if it were on a preparedness website. Want to write for ) I am using your zombies as a guide. Not even Santa Claus or the Easter bunny believe. YES!!! One Day Somethings Gonna Happen, And we have the CDC to thank for prepping us!!!! I Belive it def can happen, What about Dec. Since preparing for hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, fires etc. Clarke might consider the ultimate escape: propulsion their DNA into space. Writers wanted Further up in the comments, there was mention of a need for information on medications and what happens when taken after they expire. CDC Zombie Apocolypse Guide to cover actual crysis events. This is a nice blog that I’ll be aware of. At any rate they can retrieve an emergengy with zombie-end of the world and act and respond in like manner if and when the opportunity arrives. When you start needing more funding, I suggest you make a more comprehensive list for the Zombie Apocalypse. Contributing writer Awesome post! Zombie apocalypse? We can handle it!. Writers wanted We no matter what happens will survive!!!!. I just bought Juggernog, hope it helps. for everyone saying this is a waste of time and/or money yu need to think if you are precooked for a zombie catastrophe you are inclined for anything. If you consider if the power goes out it might be a minor inconvenience. You dont have to kill people and take THEIR supplies there are plenty of other places to scavenge. Submit content Just how real is the threat of Nuclear Winter? Will the world run out of water? Is the entire Pacific Northwest going to be carved off by a giant earthquake and tsunami? . I wouldn’t sugest an aluminum baseball bat, perhaps wood, gotta be able to drive the nails through it. News Flash!!! Zombies are not real. Although we do have plans in place (I say this loosely) we would have to scramble around looking for all of our stuff! So once again, I will thank you for having me look at this in a totally different way! And be better prepared…. Thank you for sharing with us,I too always learn something new from your post. I am fitted out for the zombie apocolypse. Ali, the real excogitate is how does a resiliency hypothesis hold up in the zombie attack?In this post self-sufficiency remains an valuable component of the resiliency framework, but how does the rest of the resilience framework hold up in a zombie apocalypse. This post was written by Note: I am in no way connected with the CDC. if you are in no troble(zombie,disaster) study the facts. Guest post- I mean look what happened in Maimi. now i know why I’m being taxed 34% by the federal gv. With the continuously growing zombie pop culture, the CDC utilized zombies to create a fun and absorbing way to make people aware of the real disasters that occur in our modern world, and through Preparedness 101, they were able to effect just that. Oh don’t get me wrong political theory is proof of Zombies, but get real!. Guest posting guidelines Nothing and No one will take over Mississippi. this is BS thier is no freakin zombies who are going to attack us. It’s good to know that people smarter than me have seen the merit of preparing for the worst possible bad luck scenario that i can think of, other than utter world destruction, zombies and putting it to practical use. I was in Cincinnati, OH in 2008 when the winds from Hurricane Ike knocked out power for hundreds of square miles; in my case, over 5 1/2 days, and I wasn’t rural, I was in a heavily populated suburb of downtown. I have been preparing for this day for a long time im glad others are taking it seriously lest our entire civilisation be wiped out when they rise. dryfood, meds and things are all ready to go. i did not know this will happen im soo scared out of my mind. Great Job CDC and all the people that actually read the article and gave it this much thought. its so out there that people will just want to spread the word and get prepared. (don’t get bitten, kill the infected, don’t make friends with strangers) and B. get ear plugs and ALOT of batteries!Water, canned foods, including cannedf fruits! Charcole for cooking and matches out the ass!Remember Zombies go where there are people, so, they’ll seek out groceries and churches! Sorry, the lord helps them who help themselves! Don’t get caught up with all that shit! Survive!!! We’ll need to repopulate so keep yourself clean so we can have healthy children!!!! Hord weapons and ammo! Anything you can get to kill a zombie! Look in your garage I’m sure there are plenty of weapons! Remember YOU have to survive! Neighbors who never introduced themselves don’t matter!!!You get out alive, we can make friends later! If I think of thing else I’ll let you know! We’ll need a special sign so we know whos’ who!!! Gimme some ieas!. We’re getting willing for a 2017 Solar Eclipse trip (which we’re afraid could end up like the Zombie Apocalypse) so we really appreciate the mentation tips!. Or an epidemic, terrorist chem release these things are REAL and totally OUT SIDE of polity control. Want to write an article Did our tax dollars go to this tripe? B. Now if we can just get the Obama Administration to support it…think Vote Zombie Zombie Democrat/Zombie Republican 2012…would make for a pretty awesome shirt or campaign button/bumper sticker. If u are into this …… look up max brooks he is a author ……. Submit a guest post This is an extraordinary method to get young people intrigued and associated with getting ready for a crisis. This is what will happen in 2012…. I find this article interesting and i find that the people who do find this article helpful to be understanding of being prepared for whatsoever happens and find those who don’t like this article to please stop adding rude comments. Submitting a guest post Either way, all I know is that I’m gonna survive it, no matter how hard it will be, there is always a way. However, if a zombie apocalypse were to occur, you would not only have to have the supplies to survive but would also have to have the ability to protect the supplies & your family. Be respectful, keep it civil and stay on topic. can someone tell me what is the best place to build a base? i have designs of a human survival colony just in case the zombie apocalypse happens. The only thing more disturbing than the CDC posting this nonsense is the number of people who seem glad that they did. This campaign wasn’t just an amusing way to publicise hardship preparedness. No matter what disaster premise you're faced with, ensuring a steady supply of clean and safe driving water is crucial. To people who say stop wasting my tax dollars, you’re clearly missing the main reason. I’m betting the expense to identify if a ball player used steroids resulted in more expense than this campaign has. I really cannot believe that some of you really think we are talking about Zombies here…. So the whole Covid-19 thing is making sense now. During a zombie outbreak, you’d want to get out of the city because of all the people who could become infectious and just like in the movies, there could be millions of the walking dead in just days. Having a Bunker or an railroad area and GAS MASK will be EXTREMELY important and crucial to survival in case of NUCLEAR FALLOUT. Perhaps update the story for 2021 and the current pandemic. With zombies being all the rage, speculating about a zombie Book of Revelation is a great way to show the effectiveness of preparation to the extreme. Guest posting Add the CDC to the list of ridiculous government/control organizations that must be ignored. It was covered on CBS News, ABC News, Huffington Post, The Colbert Report, LA Times and a host of other news and recreation outlets around the country and overseas. This is some very useful accumulation indeed. Sponsored post: So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, really happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. I heard they just found that the appendix is the Zombie organ. Suggest a post Sorry to say this but all you guys are either gonna die or be altogether unprepared when the apocalypse comes. Honestly I want there to be a zombie apocalypse because then there would be no cause to truly have to do thing. I know the first rule in survival is cardio but if we gone die we can atleast looks good doing it with our size 4x cdc shirt!! E me if I can get one in this size…. UNLESS YOU HAVE A THING FOR THE UNDEAD.


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Sponsored post: not everyone lived through it, some wish they had not. Writers wanted This blog is to help prepare for other emegencies, to give oneself an idea of what to do/get during any emergency. when we know they exist EVEN if we did not actually see one. I really can’t believe that you are wasting my tax dollars on this cow feces!!!. A good brake plan under the guise of a zombie plan, but as a zombie plan, it SUCKS!!! NO weapons? Add a rifel w/ ammo, a machete or axe. What if you can’t get thru to 911? What if law and order whole collapsed? What if those societal buttresses were suddenly (maybe permanently?) yanked out from under you? Obviously, the CDC can only do its’ particular procedure in all this, but you see where I’m going. And thank you CDC i am now perparing a kit and a plan if this becomes a problem in the future. all the other natural process kit stuff should be a “no brainer” to most people. So in closing, touche CDC, touche. Writers wanted Depending on the type of emergency, ex. The Zombies do not bother me ! I am do not like the werewolves. For the last week I’ve actually took the whole possiblity of a rage virus being real. This post was written by I suggest on that list to add a machete youll need one. That is the only way a “zombie” can ever happen. now there finally taking it seriously!. Nice waste of my hard earned taxpayer money. Guest blogger guidelines Don’t believe the hype, people. Looking for guest posts Another is a refuge a camp in the middle of no where that a stock pile of ammunition and \”living essentials\” would be located. I know that a study was done by the DOD on this, as they had/have a large carry of drug. and if you were so pissed about the CDC using our tax money and wasting your time, why bother to read this in the first place? And just so everyone knows…. This is a guest post by I don’t go on hearsay but man I saw the pic of the homeless man with his face eaten off. i think tht turtles are good too. How much tax money is being wasted trying to force physical choices out of our society. It is a humorous look at a serious subject, devastation preparation. Even though a zombie apocalypse is highly unlikely, the reader can take more away for other drastic events like floods, power outages, etc. Others were concerned about taxpayer money being used for the CDC’s budget; the CDC assured the public there was no additional cost for their zombie apocalypse blog post. Contributor guidelines if you want a real guide on how to survive this potent threat. See? One subject is fun, the other just isn’t. Real of fake, the point is : It could Happen. I know people say they are going to be survivors but just think of it this way… Whats the point of living if there is nothing to live for? Society will be wrecked and the world will be a living hell. Submit an article So what is a defenseless, lawful individual to do? Prepper bibles like “100 Deadly Skills,” by Clint Emerson, a former Navy SEAL, are filled with improvised alternative weapons, like a collapsible umbrella lined with wrenches, which is “not illegal to possess,” a New York City Police Department spokesman said, but “would be advised a weapon if you used it on someone. This is about natural disasters. I commend you for your efforts. honey never goes bad or “expires” so it is the ideal food for an emergency kit. I don’t believe this is the type of image CDC should be promoting when we promote healthy people through preparedness and prevention. If it does happenlogicly it would be more like 28u days later, not dead ppl coming back noway. Sponsored post This is not the time to go it alone. Blog for us After reading this, and taking notes I feel super prepared for any kind of emergency!!. To the people that want to knock this blog…. Guest poster wanted imagine if there was a real zombie virus. We, still unaffected, must increase our efforts to resist them and stop their invasion. Guest-post Man oh man, There’s Zombies in Las Vegas they have blue hair and frequent casinos. and the cause is always the same: some jacked up scientist has tried to find a cure for cancer. I cherished as much as you’ll receive performed proper here. You need food; this can’t be distressed enough. Sponsored post Maybe I’ll kill the zombie you 🙂. Your pantry, freezer, and water supply is prepped, and you have the ability to fight zombies. Guest posting I live in South Florida and I can tell you we are NOT laughing!! Does the CDC consider a man losing 75% of his face because of a drug crazed maniac, funny and worth distribution an enitire blog page including “survival” tips? I am calling for the immediate termination of whoever authored this blog (assistant surgeon general, maybe?). Guest poster wanted If you are the Alpha male of your house hold, then most likely you have shielded them, provided for them, and protected them their whole lives. me and my friends are always talking about what it would me like if/when the zombie apocalypse happens. If I was him I would ask the doctor to inject the death stuff in my IV. Learn something from them and use it in case of this happens… P. Don’t bother preparing for zombies! They are simplly not real. I don’t think it is such a bad idea. I am still scared but I am pretty thrilled for a 12 year old. I also read somewhere that it would be a good idea to rip out your carpet and wrap yourself up in it using duct tape… the zombies would not be able to bite through the carpet peradventure allowing you to walk right through a crowd of them. thanks for the attempt to get people thinking. Guest post: I enjoyed reading the graphic novel: Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic because it was short (36 pages), a bit seriocomic and offered easy-to-follow tips to prepare for a, well, zombie tragedy. In our society, there is no such thing as natural selection. The fact that some one would say ” We’re gunna take care of if” is funny. zombies are awsome on games lkie call of duty but do thay exist yes thhay do i saw one in a graveard. Unlike the first two world wars, technology will play a factor. If I were forced to engage in close-quarters combat I would at least have some sort of eye protection with long sleeves. Depending on the type of emergency, ex. Now if a virus mutated which is likely since viruses tend to mutate at some point, could the zombie apocalypse become a reality? It’s always better safe than sorry. If it’s making people think about emergency preparedness then it’s money well spent. But what happens when you run out of, say, toilet paper or tooth paste and there’s no one to make more. Guest post opportunities Self defense is as important as the batteries for the radio. Guest post opportunities If the popularity of this cute little article is enough to overload your servers, then what will happen when a real emergency occurs and ppl cannot access your website for subject matter. Some garlic and a silver cross might also come in handy just in case. I believe in the grace and mercy and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior. Submit a guest post They are surely the walking dead as they enter in the morning, and do not perk up until around 5:00pm as they exit…. Sponsored post: It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this fantastic blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. Vaccine will probably cause the whole zombie apocalypse, Just like a video game I played basically had that happen. lol doesnt this post tell us all something, it amuses me that even our center for disease control has taken measures to prepare us for thing they say they know nothing about. Like how you not sen a zombie movie before?. Sorry, I meant “bows and arrows”…. That ends these days: Thanks mate!. Obviously, zombies are not real (yet) but the effect of bad luck on infrastructure is very real. While the legend of zombies originated in some plantation somewhere in the west indies, I have found that a breakout of rabies is exactly what could cause the zombie apocalypse. What idiot would in reality think “millions of dollars” was spent on this? At least they are safe since they don’t have any brains to begin with. It make angry because my young brothers think the at we are all going to die from zombies. I AM IMPRESSED NO T WITH CDC BUT WITH US AND HOW WE HAVE DEVELOPED A ZOMBIE ALERT ? DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE ZOMBIE FLICKS AND IM TERRYFIED THAT THIS MIGTH REALLY HAPPEN SO IM PREPARING AT THIS MOMENT MY ZOMBIE KIT. I got better plans for flattulens. What a genius way to get people interested! Other government agencies need to take note that this is exactly how you get potentially boring but extremely cardinal information out to the masses. yeah thank you 2020 for this) 2) Solar Panel Briefcase (you can purchase on Amazon) 3) Bread maker, Flour, Yeast, Bread Mix, Eggs, Oil 4) Dehumidifier 5) Nebulizer (per Covid -19 issues), and Asthma treatments available without a prescription 6) Lamp Oil, Oil Lamps, Candles, and Water Proof Matches, a few dozen lighters might be helpful too. Read the constitution The federal politics is only in chare of stopping an intrusion. Submit blog post I hope your article sparks many more discussions in many more homes across the country! Thanks!. Ok IF a zombie apocalypse happened…. I’m going to laugh so hard when all the people who say this is a waste of tax money are all infected by this. Let me know when the ninja’s unite!. Now three self-identifying preppers – people who ‘prepare’ for major emergencies – have told Metro. Let’s face it, disasters are happening all the time. Contributing writer All and good, but even those facilities will be overrun and filled to ability rather quickly. The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. I THINK THAT’S WHEN GOD WILL STEP IN………. So nice article, i just love it. That’s our branch of knowledge survival guide. Guest post: I love zombie movies and this was one hell of a funny article mate 😀 Cheers! Yuno. This is totally how every zombie movie starts…. You know what that mean, do you? They are comiiing…. Submit an article why/how would the CDC conduct an work for the infection? and how will the zombies be are they like old school zombies (slow, brainless) or new schoool (fast, slowly gaining knowledge/memories)? will animals be a part of their food chain? will zombies have an urge for our flesh or brains? where will the infection start? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!. While reading is a responsibility to being a rocket scientist, it is not, and never will be rocket science, nor the real and multifaceted studies that go into preventing, mitigating, and managing pandemics. Hooray for the MIW (men in white)! Thanks again CDC. Want to write for Can the CDC Post a Preparedness plan for the Total Collapse of the Dollar? Should we be part of a co-op farm outside the city in order to afford food??. When President Trump issued his threat to North Korea at the United Nations, many preppers had an almost Pavlovian response: to check their nuclear survival kit. I might suggest adding a baseball equipment bat, preferably aluminum, to your emergency brake kit as well. I smell a man-made virus a brewing.


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Sponsored post I’ve been reading about this topic for one week now for my papers in school and thank God I found it here in your blog. Contributing writer Which came first? chicken or the egg. yeah thank you 2020 for this) 2) Solar Panel Briefcase (you can purchase on Amazon) 3) Bread maker, Flour, Yeast, Bread Mix, Eggs, Oil 4) Dehumidifier 5) Nebulizer (per Covid -19 issues), and Asthma treatments available without a prescription 6) Lamp Oil, Oil Lamps, Candles, and Water Proof Matches, a few dozen lighters might be helpful too. And i always thought zombie apocalypse was code for the liberals, silly me. Will this “zombie” warning cause disease? Cause mass panic? Cause an alteration in violence and lawlessness? No, none of the above. I know I will be starting to look for things to keep ahold of just in case. Guest post- The word rotated around what would we do and how would we do it. Submit your content I am always open minded and gun hoe when it comes to learning new techniques and suggestions on how to servive and keep my family alive during any type of emergency. I like your site and its layout. They’ve done their job well with this, and it’s something I feel I can relate with rather than a bunch of monotone formal banter I’d fall asleep reading about. Now would you really enjoy it when you’ve gotten sick of the reality of zombies… The world would literally stink like rotting flesh. I’m not sure why the CDC itself would use a zombie theme when half the country won’t get a vaccine during a pandemic because they are worried that they are going to be turned into zombies by the government or be microchipped through the vaccine. So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. Im terrified where if i see you have been bit. Great advice, Thanks! Guess what, we will be preparing soon for the potential disease, CDC!! 😆. lol and alll my friends were like”theres no zmbies! the got. A good emergency plan under the guise of a zombie plan, but as a zombie plan, it SUCKS!!! NO weapons? Add a rifel w/ ammo, a machete or axe. Are you going to stay right where you are, fortify your position and wait out the Apocalypse in your current location, or are you going to grab your gear and head for an alpha site. Contributor guidelines I applaud the CDC for using this idea to get American’s prepared should a disaster befall their dominion. it would be hard to kill(or re-kill) something wearing their skin. And also even if ya’ll say that theres going to be a zombie apocalypse that doesnt mean that theres gonna be one. There are many readers who have not knowledgeable any type of natural disaster, or life-threatening event. I’m not upset that some of my taxpayer money went to the creation of this page. mp/2b1ebf3a6f70/thewritersbookcase. I love the idea of using something in pop culture like the Zombie Apocalypse as a way to educate people on things such as pinch preparedness. (Also for helping me plan to survive the zombies). Well…A zombie Revelation is a particular setting of disaster literature that customarily has a science fiction/horror rationale. I am afraid that some folks are talking and spreading rumors that there is a real zombie appocalypse forthcoming…. Submit an article THANK YOU for leveraging my tax dollars. You can also heat water for personal hygiene. im a 17 year old teenager who lives in a tiny ass town called deltona. To the west, Big Cypress National park, basically the Everglades, litteray on the western city limits. i just wanted to type something. Articles wanted Although their supplies were found on the spot, I feel that the more prepared you are, the more likely you will think of things that you need the most. Kind of like someone On PCP Unresponsive Crazy Super Strong. Become guest writer for those whiney about there tax dollars being wasted cuz they believe its imposibble ur a idiot cdc did a great job on this and i dont believe they wasted a ton of cash to write a simple article on solanum virus i believe warning the public of potential saftey hazards is important including this one u must always be prepared even in this instance they would not post it if it is not a potential threat and while im running from u cuz ur a flesh eating freak that cant take advice i’ll be laughing at ur ignorance. Guest post guidelines 😉 plus its not them taking it serious its to prove they r really trying to make sure the covered EVERYTHING so the next time whiny ppl wanna blame sumone an get sumthing for nothing like they don’t already have welfare it wont be them getting forced into paying unlawful restitution. No buddy needs to BRAINS sorry about that dont worry abuot zumbies trying to eat your deilicious sweet brains. That is why humans are getting so violent more because they get angry over something so small you will kill the other person, not really biting them or thing but find thing else to use. Accepting guest posts To receive email updates about this page, enter your email address:. Im already ahead of u cdc!! 🙂. 3 Trillion debt, and cannot control spending, can you please post exactly how much government employee and/or declarer time was used to create this entertaining but wasteful page (including planning and approval), and how much it costs us (the taxpayer) in IT Services and support on expensive, secured government instrumentation to asseverate such pages on a annual basis?. How much tax money is being wasted trying to force physical choices out of our society. this is great, i have a gret fear of zombie so this willhelp me prepare!thanks. My tax dollars are paying for this shiite…. Really very nice post and great site, thanks for sharing very useful noesis. Brilliant and much appreciated. Medications cannot be stocked up for emergencies when shelter only lets you refill them after a certain amount of time. In case of ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I have found the “double tap” method works great. I really cannot believe that some of you really think we are talking about Zombies here…. Sponsored post by I find it hilarious and odd that the CDC posted this over a year ago as a joke. For those of you crying that this post is a waste of money, it was definitely a clever way of informing people of emergency preparedness. This is coming from a 16 year old girl, and I make more sense than all of you psycho people. I’m not sure why the CDC itself would use a zombie theme when half the country won’t get a vaccine during a pandemic because they are worried that they are going to be turned into zombies by the government or be microchipped through the vaccine. A USAF Major told me of a USMC preparation ‘town’ where the ‘Walking Dead’ script is skilful for real. Slick PR campaign to catch peoples attention! I’d say the CDC just well-read a host of unsuspecting twentysomethings searching “Nazi Apocalypse” on Google. I hope it doesn’t in the long run, because I can see the fun in it for the younger period who loves this type of pop culture affiliation. in response to Donocan Young’s post on May 16, “I might suggest adding a baseball bat, preferably aluminum, to your emergency kit as well. OK, I get the whole “emergency plan” and its value. Zombies aren’t real they are like dinosaurs, They lived and died, or they are just a myth. Great write-up, I’m regular visitor of one’s website, maintain up the excellent operate, and It is going to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time. If you consider if the power goes out it might be a minor inconvenience. My visitors have been asking about this, do you mind if I re-print this on my blog? I will of course give full credit to this site, and I will link to you if you like. Im not gonna kill them, Im gonna Frank West them. An the disease work likely be a form of rabies tht has mutated an took on the coming into court of H5N1 (avian) flu with the way it rapidly spreads in humans. There are commenters who do not seem to be aware that this is a humorous way to get people complex in emergency preparedness. Although the CDC has put a modern pop culture twist on this, it is still just basic exigency state. That is very cool, thank you CDC. I think all those that are posting things about tax dollars being wasted, along with those posting things like, you need a weapon for a zombie apoc. “Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Whats next your also going to say that they also go around cry BRAINS, BRAINS! Why dont you go and get up to date on your zombie info because god knows you reallly need it. Submit content ” What should my kit include to survive them?. Become a contributor I’m glad that you shared this useful info with us. This was really helpful! I’m using some of the information for a story I’m writing, and it’s looking better now!. Teach them what matters and how they can protect themselves and their families. I forgot! Thanks CDC It’s about time a governance agency told the truth. But before carelessly you pull carbine’s trigger, Think! Without them our world will be meager…. The fire drill threw the entire office into chaos with everyone trying to find a way to escape, they had no fire emergency plan that they were supposed to follow. Major caliber for preference, but a few thousand rounds through a. Thank you for sharing with us,I too always learn thing new from your post. Want to contribute to our website What an excellent way to get people to prepare for real-life emergency scenarios! Whoever thought up this post should get a bonus. Writers wanted You couldn’t drive the roads for the first 2 days at least (sparking wires and downed branches were littering the streets). Submit your content Therefore, choosing a simple side arm with a high capacity is necessary. Contribute to our site It’s a lot lighter than liquid water and stays potable indefinitely. Tip 1: As we have learned from zombies in movies, games, and books. you never know whats going to happen anythings possible but in a lot of movies the cdc will close off the purulent area so no one could get out even if your not infected and they just destroyed the whole place killing everyone so the infection wouldnt spread do you think they might do that if there was a zombie apocalypse?. put a few bottles of that, a few mags, a battery radio/flashlight, and water in there and your set for eternity, or til you die. For those who are angered by this article because you think it’s a waste of taxpayer’s money, it’s not about a fictional zombie Apocalypse. Hi…this is Abhinav here, from few months I am visiting and following you. Submit content Even though you had to do it in what others call a silly scene or a waste of taxpayer money. I thought it was really entertaining to read. ** Gun-heads, I know there is a whole category of sub guns worthy for inclusion (HK MP5, HK UMP45, or any AR15 chambered in pistol calibers), but I decided to keep my weapons choices mainstream. you will need survival strategies like simpily how to start a fire or how to make a shelter. To support a solid food supply from the land, you have to grow food. He was born in Chester and lived all over the UK growing up, before moving to Eastern Europe – where he says prepping is ‘just the first step towards self-reliance’. Contribute to our site I prepare by playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies on a daily basis lol. So we are to store food, water, tp, toothpaste, etc…. I think some of these people been playing too many video games and looking too much TV, get a grip. For hacking through the attic to get up to the roof. The most common ones that CDC mentioned were hurricanes and tornadoes. I have bad news, it is too late. Glad to read this article, an useful accusal and diachronic story. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including defence mechanism and quarantine). I think my manager is a zombie. Howdy I am so excited I found your website, I really found you by accident, while I was searching on Digg for something else, Anyways I am here now and would just like to say cheers for a remarkable post and a all round interesting blog (I also love the theme/design), I donit have time to read through it all at the moment but I have saved it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read a lot more, Please do keep up the excellent work. A blog that ordinarily gets 3,000 hits over a period of weeks as received 50,000 hits in a matter of days. The story is entertaining and also provides educational ways to be prepared for not only a natural disaster, but a zombie Revelation of Saint John the Divine as well, for those who believe. Embarking on this path to excellence requires honesty and planning much like extant any given zombie apocalypse. lol that was great, I laughed and learned what I need to do incase of an emergency. Contributing writer Please tell me you didn’t spend taxpayer money on this…. (At least no more of a waste than normal government spending). Guest post policy after that the feds will be coming to do the same in the name of “government protecion of the people”, but will do the same thing and cart you and yours to interrment camps ie: FEMA camps the CDC is trying to get you to prepare for it.


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alot of people discuss it as entertainment. this is BS thier is no freakin zombies who are going to attack us. CDC, you are a shameful start. Looks like your site is getting alot of visitors. It's unproven and, reported to experts, not opening under the laws of neurobiology and biology as we know them. but because of inadequate leaders and idiotic people in power of our safety. Guest contributor guidelines You got to be ready for anything, Zombies, Anthrax, violent. This article also reminded me of an old film be George Romero. We urge every one to be embattled for any emergency and to always have a plan. Always carry a small thing of value and extra money incase of a run-in with somemore “surviors” or to bribe with. Let alone that it wasn’t even the CDC who had posted this guide it was just a blogger that put some info on here. Wow I know this will be so exiting so I cant wait this to happen. 😉 plus its not them taking it serious its to prove they r really trying to make sure the covered EVERYTHING so the next time whiny ppl wanna blame sumone an get sumthing for nothing like they don’t already have welfare it wont be them getting forced into paying corrupt restitution. Guest post courtesy of where can I get printed copies of your excellent ads/images?. The most representational way a zombie apocalypse could happen is through a rabies like disease(like in “World War Z”). 2nd I like how this post has a very mock feeling to it. Sponsored post This is just a hurricane/ tornado survival guide that has the word zombie implanted…nice try CDC youre still behind the 8 ball. You no at first its not the zombies you need to worry about its the guys in uniform shooting anything moving NOT wearing a uniform. Publish your guest post When the apocalypse strikes, it could be the perfect time to lace up your hiking boots and find a secluded spot in the country to set up camp. Make sure that everyone in caravan/Family,Friends knows how to drive a big rig or a big old school bus. That means TenPoint’s Vapor RS470 shoots an arrow 56% as fast as a. Want to write a post Zombies dont just eat brains a true master of zombie know it all would know that. Tip 2: Large groups will slow you down and will raise the chances that the disease will infiltrate your group and within days the whole gang will be undead. I wanted a few copies (booklets) of Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse. get over it! You never know what will happen and it did not cost a lot of money to put this page up. Having a Bunker or an underground area and GAS MASK will be EXTREMELY important and crucial to survival in case of NUCLEAR FALLOUT. Is it 2012? I do not know at all. If you want to really outlive the zombies, however, you are going to need carry equipment, and it better be if you expect to outrun the zombies. However scientists have been experimenting with reanimation for decades and will continue to. Guest post by What if we ourself needs to attact the zombie? we must prepare to attact not only to run…. pleased! Useful data peculiarly the leftover part I keep this kind of data a great deal. Whats next your also going to say that they also go around cry BRAINS, BRAINS! Why dont you go and get up to date on your zombie info because god knows you reallly need it. Guest post- Anyone who wants a great training course for themselves and their family shoot us an email. OK, I get the whole “emergency plan” and its value. Suggest a post I almost bought one at Texas Comic Con and those suckers are sharper than most kitchen knives. Contributor guidelines THERE WAS A CANNIBAL ATTACK IN MIAMI BEACH!!!!!!!!! Zombiessssssnlriknqeb;. Guest post guidelines Yeah i dout we will have people yelling brains and eating our brains lol But toxicins induced into the body that could make a person go absolute crazy or mad. well i am making a zombie survival guide for what to do in this type of emergency. This is some very useful information indeed. It is the same basic disaster preparedness information that the CDC has been making available to the public, but with some tongue in cheek humor added to make it a little more enjoyable and get the public attracter. A good way to get an idea of how life might be in the event of a widespread disaster is to look at how survivors in zombie horror movies… well. old cares to go over & update the emergency gear once or twice a year. And while you're making changes at home, lobby for change at the higher level. Another thing is that zombies wouldn’t be the only thing you have to look out for. On the otherhand, it looks as if, I may be wrong…there are mindless ZOMBIES reading and believing this garbage! Glad my fellow Americans have their priorities straight, no wonder we are going down the tubes!!!! AND GEEZE…I get it, you hate Republicans, stop using every media chance to make it politics…. And for all of you older or other than unimaginative people out there, I believe this is an fantabulous and thoughtful way to relate a cultural fad to a real life potentially nascent billet. Its always amusing to read these things…. Guest blogger guidelines And if you do that, you have to remember to cover yourself with decaying zombie juice so that they smell your human blood…. When zombies roam, one has two choices – bug in or bug out. and ps to those throwin a fit about this…. This is the very reason why people does not believe anything anymore coming from the CDC. The CDC self-addressed that in this article so one your dumb and didn’t read it. The sad thing that all of you are reasoning that this is for the “zombie apocalypse” is that it is actually the CDC’s way of getting prepared for a natural tragedy in a reconstructive way. They know something we dont, while “they” are making a joke out of this, there is probably thing really to worry about. All the information and suggestions they provide are general and apply to all emergencies and disasters. (Fingers crossed we will be back in the classroom. All of these zombie movies (Resident Evil, Land of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, ect…) has put all of these ideas into your heads that gives the idea that there’s going to be an apocalypse? Honestly, this is not thing that has been around as long as REAL emergencies. They are a joke, that is what they are. Next time they should let the Killstone whack this Eight-Ball planet. It provides some really helpful information measure which can also be used for natural disasters. Lol really funny of you CDC for making this blog on this topic it’s really Awesome lol 🙂. Also, if there really were a zombie apocalypse plan it would include a blunt object and some ranged weapons. This begs the question: have these new “preppers” really thought through their necessities?. (Good on you if you get this reference. Hey cdc what happens when the grid goes down and you don’t have enough power to keep tuning research and the outher country’s can’t find a cure will it be ever man for himself. I REALLY BELIEVE BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WUD BELIEVE IT ENOUGH. Its a howling way of getting kids and adults to think about how to protect life and prop. Im actually a zombie writing this post right now. Guest blogger guidelines If you can’t secure a radio station, go underground!. So Tip 5 is KEEP UP YOUR SPIRITS. Oh and buy the way Brian McGuiness I think the best deportation if the streets are filled with zombie is a Steam roller with and enclosed cab of course. Most people aren’t prepared when a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, or even power outage hits. Sponsored post: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, MOVE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE! IT’S THE ONLY PLACE THAT WON’T GET NUKED!!!!!. Using zombies as a metaphor for a serious disaster was a good call. get over yourselves and let ppl have fun. I am very glad to visit this type of knowledge increasing post. If you prepare for zombies, you are prepared for everything! My favorite site out there is ZETA – it prepares you in great details for zombies and more. Now as I said this post has a very mock like feel to it…and if that is true then I commend the CDC for their humor that we all thought was non-existent. As an added bonus, my children now think my pursuit of a DrPH is actually cool. PUT THE FORK DOWN HIT THE TREADMILL AN IF UR LUCKY U MIGHT NOT GET LEFT BEHIND. Even a new contest or book etc would be great to see. Congratulations on a unique and attention getting campaign. Find us on Facebook at: Zombie Apocalypse on Facebook. Sorry to say this but all you guys are either gonna die or be completely unprepared when the apocalypse comes. Guest posts Great way to premote preparedness! Just wish we could still get the t-shirts. I think a katana should be added to the list. Contributing writer First, as a number of people have mentioned, if you have prepared and have the things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse (or any other type of disease situation which may lead to a breakdown of society), you have a number of things that others may want. If you are the Alpha male of your house hold, then most likely you have shielded them, provided for them, and protected them their whole lives. Getting the baseball bats and everything ready, Gonna be In a waffle house because I’ll be safe there when this happens, Thank You CDC for the plan you got!. it has even been proven that there is a virus that kills it’s host then only reives the brain and other organs that are needed to surive. So, its good to be prepared for any scientific disaster…. Or an epidemic, terrorist chem release these things are REAL and totally OUT SIDE of governmental control. We only wish that in Argentina we had something like that…. Submit post I would have lots of Twinkies, and any other foods that don’t expire, Coca Cola, coffee and water for food and beverage supplies. Especially since the threat of nuclear war with other nations is seemly much more at hand. First, as a number of people have mentioned, if you have willing and have the things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse (or any other type of disease line which may lead to a breakdown of society), you have a number of things that others may want. To those complaining “is this for real” and “wasting tax dollars,” PLEASE do us ALL a favour next time and read the article BEFORE you post your comment. I do not believe that any of you guys really think zombies exist. Hint #2 is when the same phrase, in the second section, is used and real is italicized again. Guest post opportunities Thousands are suffering and this really does not humor me. Want to contribute to our website Guys we just had one in Miami our imaginatio can be true. It’s assuring that if it ever did occur, we at the least wouldn’t have to deal with the CDC sitting on their butts denying the possibility, just because the idea stemmed from a mix of movies and twists on valid cultural events. Suggest a post Once outside the city, if you have somewhere to go, such as friends or family in a small unaffected town, you would be safe. but who knows ???? a lot of strange thing are happening now i would hide in the basement first for a few days with food an water an others thing said here but not only a am fm radio but a two way cb radio an a small tv with batterys cell phone s might not work but keep both don’t forget lights an matches an candles an can openers non electric propane stove camping gear sleeping bags an gloves an rope and nails an wood to borad up windows if a zombies should get thu an some gas cans full of gas someplace you can get to it an extra set of keys to a car no time to hot wire a car if a zombie is at the door , or the cdc say lets go !!! now!!!!. I wouldn’t sugest an atomic number 13 ball game bat, perhaps wood, gotta be able to drive the nails through it. ill no doubt come further before once more as on the dot the same nearly a lot incessantly inside case you shield this increase. I ran out of time to read all 200+ posts on this discussion, so I am sorry if I am repeating this, but if you want to add one more thing to your Zombie Kit, don’t forget pet food, leashes and/ or carriers. They can’t find a cure or a cause of the problem. Sponsored post by I surely hope those making statements like this are purely trolls sent over by Fox News as otherwise, you are imbeciles. (fluid transfer shielding, splash guards, rubberized kevlar fabric clothing) I already have a tote for my Hurricane evacuation, and another for my Meteor impact kits. Using the threat of a “zombie apocalypse” is a clever way to help people understand how to prepare for a disaster. We have all been taught that viruses can get in your body via your eyes,nose,mouth, and cuts. Submit post Considering the ever increasing use of drugs and crime, not to mention how viruses and bacteria can mutate? I find it entirely likely that between them all, an occurrent of “zombies” can happen. Good lord, are your reading savvy skills that low? They must be. The idea is to get the attention of people who would otherwise not prepare for REAL, ACTUAL emergencies. In the news they said that in Miami there was this man who was naked and bit a mans face off and the police shot at him once and he didn’t stop and they kept shooting him until he was dead they said it was cocaine that drove this man insane,but i think it was a chemic virus or something related to the matter. You will have to analyze aspect inside an key challenge for one from all of the most good blog sites for all of the net. S that kit seems a bit heavy and i think youd be better off travelling light wouldnt you? but keep essentials + dont go to a refugee camp during an disaster thatts the most stupid thing you could do but do go if natural disaster of course i enjoyed the article.


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Perhaps the presence of prions in the human genome will contaminate the zombie food supply! So, as Monte Python sings, “Always look on the bright side of life” there may be an up-side to Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease!. Even the earliest zombie movies like George Romero’s 1969 Night of the Living Dead create allegory in zombie films, referring to racism as well as the state of society in the Sixties. I guarantee, you’ll discover you never tried better wine than this one. I can imagine some people so screwed up by thier attemted suicde. good advice for most likely to occur events. What a waste of our tax dollars. Very good visual appeal on this internet site, I’d rate it 10. Thank you CDC for this information. This needs further explaining, investigating and attention from the executives from CDC. Why are people just now freaking out about this Preparedness Guide? This guide has been around for 9 years. Education is the key to survival. Its weight, maneuverability, and engineering are far ahead of anything else I have owned. To which that is already taken care of because there is a cure for rabies, as well as isolation of infected people will utterly kill off infected rabies carries. Dude if u get bitten by one of them ur done…. This post couldn’t be more factual. Submit an article Thanks for creating a health related article. Want to write for Did our tax dollars go to this tripe? B. With the likely proportion of illegality across the land in all the scenarios we imagine, theres a 99% chance that youll be a zombie too!! what makes you think that it couldnt “happen to me?” why would you ASSUME that youll be fighting them? chances are youll be stumbling and moaning as well. Yes me and my family are prepared we got a nuke cellar with everything in It we got food to last us a year we got water to last us two years we got weapons like guns ,ammo,knives,and blunt weapons. Guest posters wanted “Zombie Apocalypse” literally made people read the article and put kits together. seriously if this did happen i highly doubt that the “CDC would provide technical resource to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation”. The true militia is NOT the dumb azsed hill billy it is every citizen willing to stand together to protect and help each other. i would take this as a joke if it were on a preparedness website. I just stumbled upon your blog and wished to say that I have truly enjoyed browsing your blog posts. You may even see one in the mirror. If anyone from CDC is reading this blog, please pass this on and get started. Some preppers place their faith in unproven home remedies, like bedsheets dusted with baby powder, which they hope will block X-rays, or generous helpings of turmeric mixed with black pepper, to inhibit tumor natural process. Government is Covering it up like they did when Roswell happened and other things that shaped modern America. Contributing writer instead of freaking out i was just stop, think, and then act. We just watched Zombieland last week. Submit guest article Used your advice to stock up on survival supplies years before the zombies (disguised as a virus) invaded Italy in 2020. Yes, the world is clearly coming to an end. Brandy, if you read the article thoroughly you will see that they are using the Zombie Apocalypse as a way to get younger generations involved in preparing for ‘any’ type of disaster, which they refer to many times. The lack of help from the CDC I find appaling and OSHA should have made BP have respirators manditory. Hoping for a hot chick if this could happen. me and my friends are always talking about what it would me like if/when the zombie apocalypse happens. i have prepared ive found a wwII fallout shelter stocked it with extra food ammo and supplies and first aid cousns in the air force got a humvee and a conected riot proof garage above the shelter it houses 14 below with free space and 10 above saftley with animal food also a ventalation shaft and water cleaning installed lavratories and hygine equipment riot gear and non perisable food with a renewable water source and a wind turbine and gas and bike powered generators i 20 people can survive here for 10 years or more also with extra upstars storage mabey even longer. Its time to teach them to protect and provide for themselves. Guest post opportunities Our goal is to prepare the masses for impending doom, with a smile. It still gets cold down south, so you will need to equip yourself with heavy sweatshirts and pants. Submit a guest post I have a “ditch” bag, with the fix all for just about every possible scenario I could think of. But extraordinary report IF it ever happened. after that the feds will be coming to do the same in the name of “government protecion of the people”, but will do the same thing and cart you and yours to interrment camps ie: FEMA camps the CDC is trying to get you to prepare for it. There are different ways to prevent a zombie getting you. I’m currently writing my own zombie survival strategy and will post a link here when finished. In response to: Venessa You should pay closer stance before going off on some beligerant, ignorant tirade. Weapons are more likely needed against pillaging neighbors than from unwanted advances by the undead. Add the CDC to the list of undignified government/control organizations that must be ignored. I am pretty sure with cataclysmic events will cause the release of organic chemistry virus’s to become air borne as well as in our water supplies. What people don’t seem to understand is the CDC’s job is to be prepared and help others prepare for the worst. Guest-post I saw epsode 6 of the show the walking dead (3) weeks ago and ive been having nightmares ever since this just made it worse. Want to write an article It’s good to know that people smarter than me have seen the merit of preparing for the worst thinkable disaster book that i can think of, other than utter world destruction, zombies and putting it to practicable use. all you need is food/ water/ / a good car/ gas/ gas masks (oh and also a shelter. They also provided techniques necessary to stay alive in not just a zombie apocalypse but natural disasters such as, floods, tornadoes, and earthquakes. I think a katana should be added to the list. Even things like hygienic napkins, because they’re Sterile, make good bandages besides the more mundane uses (which will Still be important) #1=Water. Guest post opportunities The rescue units can trace a cell signal and come to your aid. No, this doesn’t mean we aren’t crazy, but at least we’ll have a fighting chance no matter what happens. To the idiots that keep protestant about the use of their tax dollars;. Guest post where can I get printed copies of your excellent ads/images?. ok so the CDC now has a plan for zombies…. I THOUGHT THE ARTICLE ON ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS WAS VERY INTERESTING, AND IF I WOULDNT ALREADY HAVE AN EMERGENCY KIT AVAILABLE, THE ARTICLE WOULD HAVE MADE ME MAKE ONE. why would they tell ya to meet outside how bout keeping some sort of way to meet on your roof of house safe up there you listen to stuff like that you will be dead. Thank you for sharing with us,I too always learn something new from your post. Guest post: this article makes the topic interesting & fun. You know, maybe you should forward this post to the Miami PD. i have read this and will prepare for this or any other calamity i also found this really cool and funny. The CDC does a great job explaining how to prepare for these types of situations through a zombie outbreak, a great way to get the readers magnet. What a fun way to get people thinking about real tragedy preparation. Whatever is stronger that teeth or nails. Now that we are in a Pandemic Scare from the [Corona Virus]im glad i have read this useful subject matter. Subscriber Account active since. Guest column It is interesting to think about and good to know other people think about it too. Guest article I can’t wait to tell the Washington Post about this. @Bo #16: Yes, we all know that writing a blog post about emergency kits takes at least 100 man hours and over 9000 tax dollars and has nothing to do with public health matters. I love the zombie theme & think its timely, unique, and has plenty of shock factor to make it unforgettable and highly effective. They are among us, and yet not quite fully human. We are going to be ready for earthquakes to zombies. Although some criticize the CDC for wasting taxpayer money by making this graphic novel about preparedness during the zombie apocalypse, it is a clever way to make being prepared for a crisis more palatable to the public. Luckily, there are a few easy ways to turn potentially contaminated water into potable water using things you already have in your house. If that happens i plan on staying in my summer house with all my supplies. Guest blogger guidelines Hey this is really very good post. Want to write a post police only act after a crime,too late for the dead. When planning your evacuation route, you should make alternate housing arrangements for your pets in advance, since pet-friendly shelters may not be available during the emergency period. Submit a guest post I’ve consecrated a whole section of my garage to my various kits, just to be sure. I am sure that I work with zombies regularly…. Writers wanted Its time to teach them to protect and provide for themselves. Zombies are already here; they’re called sheeple, and many of them are present commenting on this very article. Go by boat, head for an unpopulated island and take fishing equipment, a packet of seeds and a syanide tablet. and if you think about it we basically are already in a apocalypse because we are in coronavirus so … this is the apocalypse n zombie we’re really people that were already dead and came from the ground so if a person is on earth going around biting us or eating us it’s man made and yeah but we been fucked since slavery. With the protection of modern medicine, it's easy to forget just how serious a simple cut or scrape can be. Guest post: In all seriousness, the preparedness assemblage contained is valid useful substance. I’ve been a fan of being zombie ready. Sponsored post i really feel sorry for all of the morons who keep asking how much it cost the taxpayers to make this article because the entire goal of the article is to address emergency preparation in general. I agree with the saferooms, sooner having air vents, plants, heavy doors and no windows. it will happen during the three days of darkness, and will be more devastating than thing mankind has ever seen on earth. You were smart to address an idea with high importance that few people think about via pop culture phenomenon: zombies! I wonder how many people started a preparedness kit (not for a zombie apocalypse, but one that could happen) because of your humorous and topical graphic novel? Me, for one. Preparing for a zombie Apocalypse is hard! Especially when you don’t know if the pathogen is airborne (gas masks) or transferred through bites. When the neighbors are warned of a bomb headed their way, they beg to be let in. My biggest concern is fresh water, where to find it how to keep it drinkable and how long will the water supply be down if we DO avoid battlefield at the hands of the zombie hordes. awesomee a zombie apocalypse even iff i dont belive in it its going to be awesome i knowee my ruless and imma someone for that cant wait but if they run we’ll be messed up you knoww imma get my ninja sworddsss and im 13 yrs old no liess. Well if they move like those from “Night of the Living Dead”, we’re cool. Guest post guidelines so this is saying that there could posibly be a zombie apocalypse. Soo yeah, that’s all I have to say 😉. Pair that up with a manual transmission, and you have a truck that requires no computer to start or and only 3 wires to operate. As we've all learned, surviving a pandemic is a waiting game. Now if we can just get the Obama Administration to support it…think Vote Zombie Zombie Democrat/Zombie Republican 2012…would make for a pretty awesome shirt or campaign button/bumper sticker. Im pretty sure everyone is enthused about a zombie apocalypse.


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I have been seeking this picky tips for decades. What matters is that more people will be thinking about protecting their families in a pro-active manner. First thing, What if an EMP is detonated within the atmosphere? It will wipe out everything thats electronic without warning. For the negative complainers, the CDC really got their bang for the buck on this twist. lots of bottled water and beef-a -ronie will get you through the worst of it. How much is that? About $300? $500 total? That’s a payment. Dude, awesome site, zombies freak me out, lol. Some clever people at the CDC have provided us with an exception to the rule that our government is populated exclusively by humorless automatons. I never expected a gov related blog, i. Submit guest post LOL Thank you for the helpful information : ). @mckenna You would be better off with a shotgun rather than a rifle when fighting zombies. or does the cdc have nothing to do with hurricames or tornados. In response to people who think the list from CDC and myself is “excessive” or “unneeded” in the case of a natural disaster not involving “infected” humans/animals, don’t you think the evil people in this country will be looking to lie, steal, and kill to survive at will? ALSO, I think the CDC should add Nuclear Fallout to the list of “disasters” and should add more items such as gasmasks to the list. Regardless of what the theme is the message is clear (or so it should be) to be prepared for any type of emergency situation (i. S: Not joking u should rlly check tht out. dose this mean you have created a zombie biologic weapon. Think outside the box, and think every detail through. @Bo #16: Yes, we all know that writing a blog post about emergency kits takes at least 100 man hours and over 9000 tax dollars and has nothing to do with public health matters. I met a hobo on the street the other day. Even if it is not about zombies or perhaps certain bad luck being ready is the sterling defense. Extremely pleased with this post. For those who worry about your tax dollars– blame Congress not the CDC. Articles wanted THIRD, I SERIOUSLY QUESTION SOMEONES INTEGRITY AT THE CDC “”””””””you are not a govt agency FOR COMIC RELIEF”””’ FINALLY, I GAVE MY EMAIL SOMEONE PLEASE ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY THIS WASTE OF MONEY,GOVERNMENT RESOURCES, AND MY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Population is thing that is hard to control. i really feel sorry for all of the morons who keep asking how much it cost the taxpayers to make this article because the entire goal of the article is to address emergency preparation in general. ‘Zombies’, quakes, floods, fire, invasions, outbreaks. The zombie apocalypse started this week! In Charlotte, N. Guest-blogger This is a fun and inventive way to get a new group involved in emergency preparedness. if you want to really know how to survive a zombie apocalypse read the book zombie survival guide. Become a contributor Thanks for doing what you do- you’re heroes to us all!. Also let me say, being prepared for the most far fetched scenarios is not a bad policy. when i heard about this i flipped out and made an entire emergency kit and i carry it around every were i know all about zombies so i know good true movies are zombie land. This might just actually spur me to make that emergency kid. Guest post by ene my ne mo catch a zombie by the toe if he bites let him go e ne my ne mo. What ever it is and where ever you go take a backpacking tent with you !!. Please consider changing the main photo on the tag to something that folks wouldn’t associate with paranoid or delusional thoughts or self-neglect. It is actually a great and useful piece of information. LMAO……But then ya never know, this might be exactly the best way to warn people if there REALLY is a Zombie bug!. I love it and glad to know how to get prepared! Thank you!. Contributor guidelines MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!! STAY ALIVE 🙂. Sanitation and Hygiene – Why bother? You’ll be running all lover the place trying to escape, why care about how clean your teeth or hair is? (sure the towels will come in handy if you get zombie brains splattered all over you after bashing them with a baseball bat). I could go on as I have thought quite a bit about zombie apocalypses happening but. This is a great approach to the topic of preparedness. Sponsored post by What a great way to reach more people about hand brake preparedness!. You can’t buy the kind of buzz generated across the Net and media by this innovative approach. You should all be fired for this gimcrackery. Even things like sanitary napkins, because they’re Sterile, make good bandages besides the more mundane uses (which will Still be important) #1=Water. @Bo “Your tax dollars” paid for what might have been the most successful campaign for emergency preparedness cognizance in US history, delivery down the CDC server. good to see a post like this from the gov!. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. If everyone surrounding you is equipt for an event like this, everyone can stick together, not turn against each other to steal their supplies. What I really like about you is that your writing style. Bring this campaign back!!!!!!!!!!. Fear the living, kill the dead. The heat, the cold, all the elements will do FAR more harm than good. Even though you had to do it in what others call a silly scene or a waste of taxpayer money. Guest posting guidelines Stop throwing away tax-payer dollars on this $#!t. What a great idea! Would have never looked up an article about emergancy preparation had it not been approached this way. Unlike freshwater collection, you need a power source. ”(CDC)-on my post it may not appear in italics but if you were to review the article you will see that the word “real” is in italics stating once again, that a Zombie Apocalypse is very unlikely. Maybe you can re-purpose this “Zombie Apocolypse” concept (and graphics) to reach folks below 40 to alert them to wear masks and social outdistance for COVID-19 so they don’t end up (unknowingly) “eating the brains” of those around them, like relatives, that are AT-RISK. Have a prepaid cell phone in an actual emergency in your kit. Well friends I am sad to say that there is noone to talk about with this subject… It’s depressing when the ones closest to you say that you look like a fool for something such as this to happen… Well all I can say is that I will be ready if and when this does happen…. Also you shouldent camp in small places because you might be cornered. if you want to really know how to survive a zombie apocalypse read the book zombie survival guide. Good show!!! The local “prepare for” is the Cascadia Subduction Zone, west of Vancouver Island. I agree with the attention provider 100%. There are other sites out there too, but this one is funny. Great job getting young people to take preparedness seriously CDC!. Isn’t this an official government website? Haha, its cool though. First of all, the CDC is not funded by your tax dollars people but if it was you should be proud. I think it is great and I hope everyone Byzantine keeps up the great work. Obviously you guys are missing the point. Man oh man, There’s Zombies in Las Vegas they have blue hair and frequent casinos. If you look around you see Zombies all over the place… at least talk about the impending zombie apocalypse. I have my “GO BAG” all set up…. My plans involve reclaiming that land for peaches in the near future. it sure got your attention though. The CDC is not wasting your money. Because My Worst Fear Are zombies. Using the zombie apocalypse is a fun way to get people thinking about the basics of being prepared for an pinch. I know your sight must have had a lot of hits, and more people are now thinking of being prepared for some type of hard knocks. Guest posting rules I live on the top floor of an apartment complex 3 stories up. Although here is some risk of parasitical infection, watercress only grows in very clean water. I believe in the grace and mercy and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior. CDC knows something Gov’t knows something. Want to write an article The heroes are epidemiologists from the CDC–woot! Give yourselves a hand!. and if you were so pissed about the CDC using our tax money and wasting your time, why bother to read this in the first place? And just so everyone knows…. Guest posting rules The CDC has long been my favorite governmental agency, but this just makes them even cooler; Next, how about a speech communication of the movie Contagion?. For High School graduation, we are now giving a Medical Kit and a Tool bag as gifts. It puts out some good useful pointers. its better safe then sorry its just like the pentagon has an aliien spreading scenario its better to have one and not need it then to need it and not have one. This post was written by I believe he showed me some type of apocalypses coming. EVERYONE, businesses, hospitals, fire/police stations and myself, were caught completely off-guard. Now it would be more about rage zombies than regular zombies. Honestly I want there to be a zombie apocalypse because then there would be no cause to truly have to do thing. So how do you stock up on medicinal drug meds? Insurance companies won’t allow that!. One day the government will regret keeping all their dirty secret from their own people, and the government will be the first to die before the rest of its country. My mom always asks me why do I want swords and crossbows and obsessed with guns. This will happen! That is exactly why the US Government has posted this website! If you do not believe you will perish! So get ready while you can and at least be prepared for the worst. Guest posts I can’t believe that the cdc has not pulled this from their website and made a national formal apology. is most the same why not put a creative spin on the issue of making sure citizens are prepared for Zombies? I for one have now included an aluminum ball game bat to my emergency supply kit. We have the capabilities of reanimating the dead and the CDC is the ones with the crap to do so…. Some people have NO sense of humor unless it is slapstick humor. Bravo! well done to whoever came up with this as a way to get people to read about being prepared. Want to write for me and my friends ordinarily disscuse this and have allready planned wat to do. CDC leadership has embarrassed us all by asserting that the center would ‘Stop Ebola in its tracks’ before accusing a heroic nurse for having ‘breached protocol’ (as if a minor code of behavior breach would really result in an infection), and then giving permission to a febrile Ebola nurse to catch a flight because her oral fundamental quantity was not yet at the rectal (arbitrary) room access for fever. Submit article Then again, that goes without saying when talking about such idiots. Kudos…way to keep people interested!. The emergency preparation kits should also be useful during the next Rapture regular for this October and the geological phenomenon associated with the end of the Mayan calendar in December 2012. ha me and my friends strted talking about what we would do if this ever happend. lots of bottled water and beef-a -ronie will get you through the worst of it. BIG THANKS to everyone working in the field of public health!. This blog is a really great way to get people to think ahead.


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If you meet by the mailbox, the zombies will get you for sure!!!!. Needless to say, the traffic llights didn’t work, so you were really taking your life in your hands to venture out in a vehicle. Who knew the first officially sanctioned pictures of zombies would include Billy and D’arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. Guest posts You should add a list of weapons as well. Bicycles would be essential for getting around fossil fuels would definitely run out in an Apocalypse situation. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of TAX DOLLARS SAVED (and also lives saved, if that matters at all). Want to write for An article on preparation without the word zombie would not attract the public eye as much as one that would. And if it doesn’t happen, guess we have extra food, extra clothes, extra metal bats, awesome guns, and bows and medical kits. Really, people? Lighten up with your retard comments like “umg guyz this iz wazting r munnyz”. Guest post guidelines To add to the kit maybe steel toed boots in case you are out of weapons and there are none in sight. Guest post me and my family love zombies movies…but these could be true???……. Accepting guest posts They were not the stereotypical zombie that we see in the movies but they were documented as zombies. Publish your guest post You just can’t look at the surface of this article to understand the importance of it. the zombie apocalypse is for real and we are preparing for it. Hello! They already live among us, people who smoke bath salts and eat faces, etc off other people…extreme meth addicts…let me tell you from personal experience, they lose their humanity…but this is a GREAT disaster prep article…if the drug problem in this country doesn’t get under control…it can only get worse…. Was this written on your dime or mine?. So it is physically inconceivable for zombies to ever exist. Has everyone forgotten that the CDC was over run in every single zombie movie ever made?? How much help do you think they will be…and im pretty sure the zombie virus will come from the CDC anyways. Guest posts wanted The story is entertaining and also provides educational ways to be prepared for not only a natural disaster, but a zombie Revelation of Saint John the Divine as well, for those who believe. If everyone surrounding you is prepared for an event like this, everyone can stick together, not turn against each other to steal their supplies. NBC nightly news mentioned this post in its broadcast yesterday. The CDC is not going to talk about a virus or disease that they think is “fake”. do u really believe ur taxes went up because of simple informational website? U can stop speaking now. THERE WAS A CANNIBAL ATTACK IN MIAMI BEACH!!!!!!!!! Zombiessssssnlriknqeb;. It really opens the eye to the existence of a zombie apocalypse and how to deal with it. Looking for guest posts ) I am using your zombies as a guide. Comment 701 is just plain dumb whoever said that does not know about zombies. Write for us you read about them workaday in the papers. Getting the baseball bats and everything ready, Gonna be In a waffle house because I’ll be safe there when this happens, Thank You CDC for the plan you got!. zombies are real! Run for your bunny lives :O. But who knows… Anything is possible…even perhaps zombies :-p. There are commenters who do not seem to be aware that this is a humorous way to get people complex in emergency preparedness. this blog article is perfect…i read it to them while they were waiting for a next level in the game to load and then read them the funny comments…they LOVED it and it immediately prompted a communication on what we would do if an hand brake happened and what we need to have in the house to survive not only a zombie invasion but ANY emergency!. Contributing writer With zombies being all the rage, speculating about a zombie Book of Revelation is a great way to show the effectiveness of preparation to the extreme. However, if a zombie apocalypse were to occur, you would not only have to have the supplies to survive but would also have to have the ability to protect the supplies & your family. I never understand why in all of these disaster preps no one in the government ever recommends including a basic firearm. You MUST be prepared for something like this, b/c there’s very little to stop it from happening. But, my guess is that no one is going to read this, since the last post when I wrote this was number 1230. Submit content And they don’t even know they are dumb”. Want to write a post how is a zombie apocalypse funny it is a serious problem. Contributor guidelines I say if zombies strike is to start creating an underground safe house so you dont get eaten but if something more realistic happens then do what this web page has talked about. It should be interesting to see what else will come to be. Guest post guidelines I am pretty much prepared because I listen to The Survival Podcast, The Urban Survival Podcast, and the Chip Monk Family Preparedness Podcast. Here are a few more scenarios you might consider: – rampaging genetically re-created T-Rex (a la Jurassic Park) – Extraterrestrial invasion – terrestrial collision – worldwide commercial enterprise collapse caused by inept greedy investment banks (forget it; too unlikely) – nuclear war caused by blithering idiot in White House using wrong phone to order pizza – Tea Party statesmanly candidate winning election – Eton College alumnus becoming British Prime Minister (Oh no, already happened, aaaaiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!). I’m also gonna have to second Beatbox. OMG ppl :’D This is one of the most entertaining public safety discussion’s I have ever seen. Love or hate this post and think i am a nut job if you want… or look it up and find out for yourself. Lol really funny of you CDC for making this blog on this topic it’s really Awesome lol 🙂. When it comes to surviving the zombie apocalypse, activity is key. It’s nice to know that while the CDC has done virtually nothing about my illness, Chronic Fatigue Immune Disfunction Syndrome, and millions are suffering, they are fully fain for a zombie attack…. I think it’s pretty cool to see the CDC doing thing like this, especially reassuring that if this ever DID happen for some reason, they would respond and treat the same as any other disease outbreak (to an extent). lol love the zombie makeup :XD. Accepting guest posts Sometimes the less we know the better in my mind. Guest post: Do you honestly think that the CDC can save us all and kill the zombies? Noo! By the time they figure this out, and the zombie attacks will be on the news, it would have already spread on to some other person who got bitten, and went away because they thought the person who bit them was just some pshyco. Do thing more productive with your time and our tax dallors. Most people think it will never happen, but guess what people it may not happen in your life time but it will happen former. A Brief History of Zombies We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal contender is Resident Evil), but where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much? The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. Humans have screwed up the world by killing off insects etc. Guest post: Only the Return of the Living Dead (John A Russo’s breed) eat brains. Guest post opportunities It has been rumored since 2012 about zombies. The fancied piece the Center for Disease Control (CDC) released was very informative and easy to read. After reading through [too] many comments, it occurred to me that a great many people didn’t get the reason for the article, despite it being stated up front and plainly. Having a Bunker or an railroad area and GAS MASK will be EXTREMELY important and crucial to survival in case of NUCLEAR FALLOUT. In the event you become ill such as an purulent cut or injury not incurred from a zombie bite, you’ll need some antibiotics of some type. I’ve been a fan of being zombie prepared. See references to hurricanes, fires, tornados etc. The family survived in the basement, and by the grace of God the pup was back without a scratch the next day. For all of you that think this page is nonsense, you are obviously missing the point. Now you are telling us to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, what are you guys hiding?. Can you imagine going through life without the ability to discern and enjoy all things funny? What small, sad lives they must lead! I feel sorry for them. Our graphic novel, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” demonstrates the importance of being processed in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. If I take expired pills of a given medication, will it hurt me or just not be effective? Evacuation packs are not updated frequently, and prescription medications cannot always be hoarded — so there needs to be a way for people to figure out what expired meds are safe to take. Do thing more productive with your time and our tax dallors. Zombies are a good example to get everyone ready for a disaster, it makes the idea of being prepared fun and get your entire family involved. This is a guest post by Are you kidding me? What were you intelligent when you posted this? The CDC has just lost some credibility in my book. But before carelessly you pull carbine’s trigger, Think! Without them our world will be meager…. I’ve been directing my microbiology students here since it’s advent. As an FYI for readers of these comments, the Twilight saga’s werewolves and vampires, both books and movies, generated enough income from tourists to keep the county from completely going under during the Great Recession. I don’t go on hearsay but man I saw the pic of the homeless man with his face eaten off. I loudly applaud your approach! I have been screaming/teaching “out of the box” thinking to improve the culture with infection interference to give the assemblage that is needed to those who normally avoid the subject and the people who are associated with it. That is why humans are getting so violent more because they get angry over something so small you will kill the other person, not really biting them or thing but find thing else to use. Store your important documents (passports, birth certificates) in one place. What about weapons? Shouldnt I get a chain saw or something?. We only wish that in Argentina we had something like that…. Thanks CDC for a wonderful way to get people ready for any emergency. Guest author keep posting and update the information. seriously if this did happen i highly doubt that the “CDC would provide technical resource to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation”. That is why many survivalists are placing their hopes of sustenance in rabbit, a high-protein, low-fat meat that is also being embraced as “the new chicken” by sustainable food types including Michael Pollan. Fantastic way to use amusement & humor to encourage brake preparation. I watched deadliset warrior and found the websuth by finging iot with pausing. ANYONE who thinks that a lethal super virus is impossible is a complete moron. thank you very nice website article. One day the political science will regret keeping all their dirty secret from their own people, and the political science will be the first to die before the rest of its country. It's unproven and, reported to experts, not opening under the laws of neurobiology and biology as we know them. Become guest writer Some preppers place their faith in unproven home remedies, like bedsheets dusted with baby powder, which they hope will block X-rays, or generous helpings of turmeric mixed with black pepper, to inhibit tumor natural process. Thank you so much for such an informative post you have here. get a grip! You are completely missing the point. Lmao; this is pretty much a waste of time, Zombies are not real. It won't protect you from a direct blast, but it's ideal if you're looking for strength in numbers to survive the long, cold years of a post-apocalyptic winter with no food. I would recommend this article to all my family and friends. I believe in carrying the best quality folder on the market, thence I carry a Strider SMF made by Mic Strider. In a zombie-like scenario, bunkering is the best strategy for the common person to survive given an adequate stash of supplies. Great Information! The CDC is on the right track with this campaign… It brought a lot of knowingness to an important subject… Whoever thought it up should get a raise!!!. I ideate a project manager, a task force, dry-erase boards, spreadsheets… awesome use of government time and taxpayer funds!. but in fact in the 1940s the Russan govt. Writers wanted Probably also appealing to a subset of the population that had never before thought of making an emergency kit. Even things like sanitary napkins, because they’re Sterile, make good bandages besides the more mundane uses (which will Still be important) #1=Water. Hint #2 is when the same phrase, in the second section, is used and real is italicized again. Great to see the CDC finally taking this issue more seriously. When the neighbors are warned of a bomb headed their way, they beg to be let in. Write for us I hope my post buzzed a few thoughts in your */|\brain/|\*<–(don't let Z-O-M-B-I-E-S have). I’m currently writing my own zombie survival strategy and will post a link here when finished. It IS 100% imaginable and everyone should be prepared for such an event. This article is honestly just a waste of taxpayer dollars and government time. my mom says don’t worry girl it will be alright WELL IT ISN’T!!! I WATCHED LIKE SO MANY ZOMBIE MOVIES THAT I CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY I SAW!!! Now here is the advice THAT IS SUPPOSED TO HELP!!!: 2. Great advice, Thanks! Guess what, we will be preparing soon for the potential disease, CDC!! 😆. Submit blog post Compare that to the waste of “programs” like “abstinence only sex education” for which hundreds of millions of dollars was spent.


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YOU NEED ANTIBIOTICS FOR THE APOCOLYPSE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN!! YOU MAY MAKE IT THRU THE WHATEVER ENDS THE WORLD BUT I CAN GAURENTEE YOU WONT MAKE IT THRU AN INFECTION!!! GET ABX!!!! STOCK UP! NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT!!. Pls check out my site as in effect and let me know what you think. Guest column As someone who has been preparing (prepping) for a long time and has CERT training I think this is great!. James, thanks for reading! We have in spades been battling with server issues, but we do want to point out that the blogs are on a different server than our main CDC pages so in the event of a real emergency brake we wouldn’t be dealing with a system overload. Submit guest post If there is warnings that your house is going to float away, you better get your stuff and leave. Well, those movies and shows were not made to experience you, they were to train you. My friend Justin is the leader because he knows how to work well twith all of us joen is the guy who has the heavy artilary Richard are medic who knows first aid and can fix our car and drive ect: gervy guns man and I the scout long distance sniper and the guy who knows were to go and how to do it right. fantastic! granted, zombies may be unlikely, but some viral rabies-like disease that causes similar symptoms is not all that far-fetched. or ZOMBIES! take extra gas in cans in your vehichle! Keep a spare tire too! Never know! Never stop, just go go go!!!. I should have been a fiction writer huh? I wonder if I could get a job on the scifi network? Heres another scenario. As a mom with 2 teens that love the zombie culture, have just attended their first zombie walk in Boston and are both playing left for dead right now……. Want to write an article To learn how to set up a communication system, keep reading!. The first two weeks or so would be the main out break, than would follow the survial time. The cartoon is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. like our motto says BE PREPARED. Ok, first of all, does everyone really think that a goverment agency would make a web page on how to live against zombies just for our amusement? Really think about it, they are “putting a pretty face on it” so to speak. Its quite a brilliant and hard-hitting move if you think about it. I didn’t even know that this had been made until I saw it on XBOX Live Dec 20, 2012 around 2300 Eastern. There are also beliefs that the Voodoo zombie didn’t even exist. Around in circles, we’ll conquer the floor! Spewing everyplace your mortal odour!. but who knows ???? a lot of strange thing are happening now i would hide in the storey first for a few days with food an water an others thing said here but not only a am fm radio but a two way cb radio an a small tv with batterys cell phone s might not work but keep both don’t forget lights an matches an candles an can openers non electric propane stove camping gear sleeping bags an gloves an rope and nails an wood to borad up windows if a zombies should get thu an some gas cans full of gas somewhere you can get to it an extra set of keys to a car no time to hot wire a car if a zombie is at the door , or the cdc say lets go !!! now!!!!. Its time to teach them to protect and provide for themselves. I feel that the odds will for ever be in my favor. Gosh, such a politically-correct crisis kit for a zombie apocalypse- no mention of delivery along any weapons?. They don’t want to save us from zombies, they want to make us into zombies. Guest post: though i will start carrying a bat in the trunk of my car. Food, water, utility knife, radio, flashlight fire starting equipment ect. And here I am just hopping I turn in to Alice like in the Resident Evil movies. The people who are claiming this will never happen and making fun of people because “zombies aren’t real” are really sorta missing the point and are mostly on their way to being zombies anyway, not to mention highly ignorant of the things the government spends money on already. If a natural disaster were to occur though, we need to have the same form of mind the characters held within the reading. When the neighbors are warned of a bomb headed their way, they beg to be let in. I love zombies! They taste great with BBQ sauce!. they are making it fun to read and plan for emergencies. To master archery and broadsword combat; to learn to manufacture fabric, bread, ceramic cookware and wood furniture by hand; to perfect the preindustrial arts of iron craft and tanning: Yes, there are worse things to carry into a post-apocalyptic world than a membership card to the Society for Creative Anachronism. Beware of zombies in the Himalayas. But if the public are reading it, then that was the point: getting people to think about disaster preparation. Become an author A bottle of Ibuprofen indicates *when* it expires, but not *how* it expires. this was created on the basses of the one percent rule. Writers wanted If in doubt, always boil water prior to drinking, although it is reasonable to analyze that human beings lived for tens of thousands of years before modern water attention. This photo may also lead viewers to leap to the judgement that folks with phobias and delusions are the ones who may take preparedness seriously. For all those who think this is a waste of time or a joke I ask you to take a look at some of the diseases and outbreaks we have these days. We are going to be ready for earthquakes to zombies. But is there thing you can do to prepare?. I would be worrying about self-defense. I have a n 8th grade son and a 10th grade son. Now that we are in a Pandemic Scare from the [Corona Virus]im glad i have read this useful subject matter. U see i am a Boyscout and I am PREPARED. A good emergency plan under the guise of a zombie plan, but as a zombie plan, it SUCKS!!! NO weapons? Add a rifel w/ ammo, a machete or axe. It puts out some good useful pointers. Next thing we know they are going to make videos showing us how to survive a zombie attack and play it on national TV, just like they use to do during the Cold War, “How To Survive A Nuclear Attack”. To add to the kit maybe steel toed boots in case you are out of weapons and there are none in sight. This an highly fun way of sensitizing the general public about the need for emergency preparedness. I think a full body condom is appropriate for bashing zombie skullz with aluminum and cricket bats, thus protective you from evil zombie bodily fluids. When you look to purchasing equipment, ask yourself “Can I bet my life on this gear”. so stupid zombies are not real. i have a map of my state,city,country,surrounding states, safe zones,pawn shops ,super stores ,gun shops, military surplus stores,even a map of my own region that I drew my self i don’t know if that will keep me alive or not but if happens ill be ready and if i don’t survive than whom ever finds my gear surely will if they are smart enough to work my gear but if they weren’t than they wouldn’t be alive to find it in the fist place. Submit a guest post None of these films created any reason alluding to likely zombie apocalypses, but rather shined light on other social issues. Also though im sure that the Men and Women at the CDC are hard working Doctors and researchers and general all around medical gurus im not too sure the cure rate you guys have is so high maybe 2 or 3 in 50 years or so and besides everyone knows the only real cure for a Zombie is a bullet, or something into the brain matter. Thankfully, before the murder hornets started rearing their heads and the global outbreak hit, I spent a good deal of time trying to answer that very interview. you need doctors, soldiers (preferably armed civilians), a radio, tons of fresh food and water, medical supplies, a place for a base (i have a design for a colony. Submit blog post Part of that is understanding seasons and what foods adapt best during various times in your surroundings. Some of these comments are so dumb; I’d consider their authors “The Walking Dead. He smells bad and has a blank look in his eyes like nobody is home. there is only so much the human mind can take before breaking, and if it doesnt get you immediately it will get you eventually. Do thing more productive with your time and our tax dallors. Most will have gone home to take care of their own spouses and children. Articles wanted lots of bottled water and beef-a -ronie will get you through the worst of it. Take things a little less in person for once and enjoy the fun behind the educational information. I’m sure i’d feel the same, but taking steps like getting supplies, emergency shelter, blankets, etc. Now there have been several “zombie” attacks and the CDC has put out a speech act that there is no impending zombie apocalypse. its better safe then sorry its just like the pentagon has an aliien spreading scenario its better to have one and not need it then to need it and not have one. What a fun, creative way to teach kids (and Adults) about emergency response kits! My boys now have taken interest in our 72 hr kit, where it is, and what is in it. But if you have to, destroy it’s brain and get running! (that’s the only way to kill a Zombie I hear) Believe it or not this is all news to me and I thank you for the Informative info!. Luckily, there are a few easy ways to turn potentially contaminated water into potable water using things you already have in your house. Guest posting Don’t live on the first floor or low area, once the pipes fill up with sewage it start coming up throught the plumbing. I can’t make my medkit and protection, ’cause they think it doesn’t exist. Blog for us Great advice, Thanks! Guess what, we will be preparing soon for the potential disease, CDC!! 😆. why will they said there no zombie apocalypse why every thing u see now it about zombie. i really think that if a zombie apocalypse does happen i know that would be one crazy thing to really get your mind around it and react to it, when it comes to something that crazy i really think there is chemicals that could be launch into out atmosphere and gives the grouping some kind of weird sickness and such thing could cause the humanity colonization to actually turn out to be like zombies running around waiting to get a piece of your flesh and rip it apart but if does happen i hope that the C. This is a guest post by What are the odds that my neighbors have done the same?. Make sure that everyone in caravan/Family,Friends knows how to drive a big rig or a big old school bus. Groups fight zombies better than lone warriors. Being prepared for any reason is better than not being prepared at all. Thanks for the possibleness to learn good tips via humor. Why won’t the government admit that thing is going on, because they don’t want us to panic and turn on them and each other? Oh it takes only one infected to get into a fema camp then everyone is toast literally. Now would you really enjoy it when you’ve gotten sick of the reality of zombies… The world would literally stink like rotting flesh. Guest posting rules So we are to store food, water, tp, toothpaste, etc…. Submit article “The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continuing the assault, the officer shot him. Governments and organisations usually let out little snippets of information before an event or presence. LO AND BEHOLD I’ve picked up some more tips on safety/disaster preparedness, and that I can also point out this link to loved ones and friends !! All wrapped in an entertaining package! It’s about educating ourselves… –MISSION ACCOMPLISHED CDC–. Another idea is to go somewhere icy 24/7; the low temperatures will deteriorate/freeze the bodies making them slower and less able to get around. The ones complaining that you just educated someone how to survive a flood by using zombies or other wizardly monsters would be up in arms. Guest post- Even the earliest zombie movies like George Romero’s 1969 Night of the Living Dead create allegory in zombie films, referring to racism as well as the state of society in the Sixties. Did something go terribly wrong?. Guest-blogger i really wanna know where i can get cdc publications like posters and handouts for this subjectfor me and some of my friends to have. Trust me when I say that there are plenty of people willing to pay for that. Which I feel from movies they have hinted us that Alaska might be one of those virus free areas… Anyone who lives in south florida or is willing to make their way down here to help if the event ever should happen please feel free to email me at doordie954@hotmail. this post makes me feel patriotic- like someone up there actually has an ear to the population, even if they are just hearing a joke. That’s what this zombie oriented article, as well as the comic, is about. Submit article I am a huge fan of The Walking Dead and Supernatural so this is the second best thing i have ever read. Guest post guidelines Yep there was a zombie attack in Miami Florida and from what I hear one in Texas now not too sure on that one. Even if we really, really, really believe they’re real, they’re still fake. Sponsored post by In a analog universe this blog would be extremely hempful. Guest post opportunities One of the other biggest things to remember is you\’re on your own unless you have a preplanned group of people involved, this could mean a friend, family, and/or both. ‘There has always been this muddiness that it’s a Doomsday scenario thing but it’s more about just making sure you and yours can make it through life’s little hiccups without being a burden on others. Sorry, that kit is an epic fail. They dont kill unless you’re at point-blank and point it at the back of his head. i just have to say that the CDC better invent a cure if a zombie apocalpse really did happen. I’m gonna be called Zombie Slayer. Even a new contest or book etc would be great to see. I have a saying that should be followed by everyone, “Hope For The Best, Prepare For Worst”. To be honest I think this is pretty cool how the CDC is getting prepared for this. This is really just a “what would you do if society collapsed and police/emergency responders could not respond” scenario, based on movies and pop culture. honey never goes bad or “expires” so it is the ideal food for an exigency kit. To think this article was written that long and still we as a human race , with all out applied science are not ready to handle the pandemic. A while back a group of friends were all sitting around and watching zombie flix. Also you shouldent camp in small places because you might be cornered. Also, if there really were a zombie Book of Revelation plan it would include a blunt object and some ranged weapons. For years, I was a big fan of the LMT MWS 7. Later during the autopsy they found a type of parasite in the patient’s brain. Personally anyone at the CDC could have made this article for fun while still having a purpose, to send a message, besides I doubt this article took much effort to publish or any money in that case.


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Not to mention the fact that if they are buried and then come alive – they’d have a hard time getting out their grave. Whomever wrote that has no tact of a tidy journalist but portrays juvenile “news” and storytelling that belongs in teenage film “Twighlight”. I think that it should be something that everyone should look into and prepare a disaster kit just to be on the safe side. It is a clever and cunning way to sell messages. Medical kids, small to field hospital, what you can afford. This can have serious health ramifications, and is not recommended. SHUT THE F*** UP!!! This shows that they believe a zombie outbreak could be a possibility! And that they are keeping ready for it. Ok i’m kind of worried now about this whole zombie apocolypse thing? is it real? or is it just fear from too many horror movies should we worry about diseases that are “REAL!” also certain illegal drugs make people weird out and become a drug induced zombie. (Fingers crossed we will be back in the classroom. with the technology we have today and all the research our social control does not tell is is going on there is possiblity that a virus has already been constructed. No buddy needs to BRAINS sorry about that dont worry abuot zumbies trying to eat your deilicious sweet brains. It’s pretty worth sufficient for me. If the Zombie Apocalypse does happen and they are thing like Zack Snyders zombies, then we better start practicing the Zombieland Survival Rules. the best weapons in case of zed are ones that are easy to find and replace as well as light so frying pans, hardwood 2×4, sharpened sticks, and good old baseball bats work best if you have fire arms save them in case of the living who are evil. I know people say they are going to be survivors but just think of it this way… Whats the point of surviving if there is nothing to live for? Society will be wrecked and the world will be a living hell. Become guest writer zombies rip people apart, there wont be anything left of the ‘victims’ so the zombie race will die out real quick because ‘new zombies’ arent being made. even if the CDC did help they would need military support so shouldnt the military also be prepard for this as well?. Submit post All the advice in this article can be applied to ANY diasater situation. I think this is a great way to get people to prepare, and be ready for anything. I’m ready for zombie emergency, as long as they don’t all break into the “thriller” – I haven’t down pat those moves yet…. Definitely achievement a segment of the whole number that would differently not EVER care to read anything like this. It’s a fun and humorous way to get peoples attention to make a safety kit in case of emergencies. We had 10 years to prepare 🙂. Accepting guest posts 72 m) * Tool 14 in 1 pocket * Triple Opener, 1 pair * Radio AM / FM, Flashlight, Alarm * C-size batteries x2 * Solar Blanket * Food Rations of 2400 Calories * With Water Sachets x 10 * Emergency Poncho * N95 respirator * Biohazard Bag x2 * Work Gloves, Leather Palm * Waterproof Matches, Box of 50 * Candles Emergency Slow Burn (pack of 5). Media is screwing up our children’s natural instincts. Thanks to the CDC for the preparedness guide!. Look: “You may laugh now, but …. I think this post is very veracious. Plus you can always replace your material possessions once the disaster is over and you have regained all your financial losses. Is there something you guys aren’t telling us? Seems like there have been a lot of zombie articles from the CDC and News stations lately lol. if you prepare for the worst then when something does happen and it’s not zombies…. I can’t wait to tell the Washington Post about this. I almost bought one at Texas Comic Con and those suckers are sharper than most kitchen knives. Fair warning, Thanks CDC!!! The side effects are just weeks away now and we should see the full effects of your gift to mankind. We shouldn’t use our tax payers money to this DUMB website. I think it is great and I hope everyone Byzantine keeps up the great work. Suggest a post “From the time you push the button, you could be in the air in less than 30 seconds,” Mr. I wasent sure about zumbies but yes I allways prepare with food in cans watter, medicine and tools like lamps radios cell phones, and not just me but allway try to tell my family to be in case of an emergency for any kind of dessaster. Hasn’t experience taught us anything?. Contribute to this site As for aliens, the best advice is make yourself valuable to the invading race so they don't force you toil in their railway sugar caves. If you're used to the finer things in life, you might head to a place like the Survival Condo in rural Kansas, which offers luxury apartments and features like a cinema, swimming pool and climbing wall, all 15 storeys underground -- for $1 million a pop. @mckenna You would be better off with a shotgun rather than a rifle when fighting zombies. Ignorance will be the leveler of the playing field. How do i make other people believe. But you forgot to mention for preparation for a real zombie apocalypse, we have to be armed to the teeth! But its probably not very accountable of the CDC to boost weaponizing the United States citizens…. ‘They were also far more autonomous than the modern time period – which in turn made them more useful members of the community as a whole. How much did it cost to produce this page? A few hours of work and buying some stock photos, probably a few hundred dollars in total. Let’s let history be our teachers. The point being that the body was beginning to decompose when he came back to life and the doctors seem to believe that the brain sponge were responsible for his reanimation. Now that we are in a Pandemic Scare from the [Corona Virus]im glad i have read this useful subject matter. Guest post I’m not upset that some of my remunerator money went to the creation of this page. Write for us This is moronic, viruses procreate off LIVING cells. even my baby girl told her father today that a sword that he has was to kill zombies…. This was a well thought out way to get people prepared for natural disasters. It is actually a great and useful piece of information. Bravo! well done to whoever came up with this as a way to get people to read about being prepared. If you read the article carefully you will notice that it is cleverly covert message general disaster preparedness. I have always had a fear of a zombie Apocalypse. Accepting guest posts This is fantastic, being that I typically put out FEMA/CDC pamplets on preparing for any and all emergency issues for the people who come into my office…(somewhere not too far north of NYC itself) I applaud this. SO GO MAKE ONE! I DON’T NEED YOUR ZOMBIE BUTT TRYING TO EAT ME!. Well they made the zombie virus and they are working on the vaccine in a top secret lab but the scientists have not been thriving yet. Contributor guidelines This will allow you to stay in your house for a bit longer before you have to go outside. Submit your content “Oh no, this is a terrorist attack, we can’t use those cans of food until there are zombies”. wow……a government website says to prepair for zombies!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!! I knew it would happen I just need to finish our plan C. Whether or not you believe in zombies and the threat they pose this article stresses the importance or emergency preparedness which everyone should take very seriously. Slick PR campaign to catch peoples attention! I’d say the CDC just well-read a host of unsuspecting twentysomethings searching “Nazi Apocalypse” on Google. 45 bullet, but at only 65 decibels at the bow (compared to a. This is a front to get geeks who know zombies are going to take over someday to read this so they make money and 3. Guest-blogger Now i think that the CDC has gone crazy. There’s obvious motive behind this posting…. Guest author I agree with the CDC using zombies or a so called “zombie apocalypse” to attract the attractor of the otherwise unthinking people who don’t pay attention to what can in reality happen and then when it does they are crying to others and begging for handouts because they weren’t smart enough to in reality think for a change and always be braced. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of TAX DOLLARS SAVED (and also lives saved, if that matters at all). Also how the CDC works to combat these situations. Should law and order on the streets break down after, say, a massive cyclone or nuclear-reactor meltdown, that condom toy might come in handy in New York, where relation of the most fundamental survivalist self-defense staple — the gun — is highly restricted by law. Any individual who fails to remember that significant piece of the Z plan will be the lure and food for the zombies so every other person can get away 🙂 Thanks for dealing with that part of my grouping for me CDC. i have always pitched preparedness to my family, and no one ever is interested. good grief,really?I am saying this as i am sucking in air and rolling my eyes around…. During a “Zombie Apocalypse”, you’ll need to be armed. is this other experiment gone bad that the government is covering up again. It then dawned on us that what we were discussing would be passing practical in real-world scenarios as well. It is actually a great and useful piece of information. Normally I do not learn post on blogs, however I wish to say that this write-up very pressured me to check out and do it! Your writing style has been amazed me. Really? How can you be afraid of something that does NOT exist? It’s just another way for the government to get people into a panic. With what is going on in DC these days, it appears that there are already a bunch of Zombies in Congress and the White House…. Guest blogger guidelines and always remember the most self-destructive thing about a zombie is that of the body decomposition if they just died and say they were “re-raised” by a voodoo-er most people wouldn’t be able to tell if they were just a disoriented person or a zombie. ‘This is a simple one: the average Brit needs to think. Glad to read this article, an useful accusal and diachronic story. Great to see the CDC finally taking this issue more earnestly. I wouldnt mind killing zombies but you have to be realistic. The idea is to get the attention of people who would otherwise not prepare for REAL, ACTUAL emergencies. Contributing writer This is how rear admiral’s get to spend their time at the CDC? Writing garbage about a zombie apocalypse?. Here’s a theory on the recent “zombie attacks”… maybe they are trying to convince us that they do exist so that people stock up on firearms and gear up with survival supplies so maybe we stand a chance if our governance turns on us and tries taking us out of our homes and into fema camps or whatever the plan may be? I bet a lot of people are preparing for a “zombie attack. Submit a guest post Thank you, wonderful job! This was the data I had to possess. The characters had to get all those things unitedly themselves. Sponsored post by We should be prepared for electrical phenomenon diseases and disasters, maybe also zombies, too. Knowing a bit of history about your area is always good, who knows when that abandoned mine will become handy shelter in a bind. Great article with very intriguing information. I would not be surprised if that Zika Virus leads to some sort of rabies virus leading into eventual zombie-like symptoms. Submit post This is clever way to get people thinking about preparing for emergencies. this is great, i have a gret fear of zombie so this willhelp me prepare!thanks. The people were dead and they were reanimated and walking around. That was a really great article. I would like to thank you for the efforts you had made for writing this awesome article. Submit an article Granted, the plunk is exactly not 82nd Airborne-grade, and a 200-pound man might find the landing a little rough. As we have mentioned previously this blog incurred no additional costs to the government. Become an author Plus its a small simple blog post, and the gentleman that wrote it has done a lot of work to help many people. This post was written by Best plan head north to -xx degree weather and survive. I would like to add that the Bible speaks of a time when death will be taken away, during a time of judgement in Rev. Guest poster wanted This was a brilliant idea for the CDC, and I’m glad that someone at the agency saw that this might be a great way of getting people to think about disaster planning. If you want to read a realistic guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse, check out this guide. people can be liabilities because sometimes they can be more dangerous then a zombie, the line between sanity and madness is thin. Mind you your life is more worth it than some aspirin. Don’t stay up north; you need to be near the equator, if the apocalypse happens in the winter, you will freeze. We delete comments that violate our policy, which we encourage you to read. Because there’s no better way to get the attention of the public than through combining something the public adores and stuff that we normally deem boring. If I were forced to engage in close-quarters combat I would at least have some sort of eye protection with long sleeves. Great way to premote preparedness! Just wish we could still get the t-shirts. I can understand a lot of hard work has gone in to it.


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Guest post courtesy of Please put a disclaimer on this article that this is not true. And shut up!!(if you dont want to get eaten). Young people even, the age group mostly joking about zombies all the time could use this information to save their life if there was an earthquake or I don’t know maybe if a nuclear power plant started having meltdowns… Thank you for this blog, very well done. i really feel sorry for all of the morons who keep asking how much it cost the taxpayers to make this article because the entire goal of the article is to address emergency preparation in general. I might be seventeen but I’m prepared for it. Submit your content Interesting read and great info on preparedness indeed. This is a very well written article. You can’t out rule anything these days, that’s the golden rule. Want to write a post However, this focus of the article is disaster preparedness. It really opens the eye to the existence of a zombie apocalypse and how to deal with it. Guest blogger And if thing like that does happen the military will try to fight but more than likely lose, all high up government agency leaders will hide out, and the CDC will try to find a cure but more than likely when they bring in a test subject with the disease to test the “cure” someone will mess up and the patient will get lose biting the nearest human turning them. Love it and glad to know how to get prepared! Thank you!. If there are zombies in your house, there are zombies outside. If in doubt, always boil water prior to drinking, although it is reasonable to analyze that human beings lived for tens of thousands of years before modern water attention. He smells bad and has a blank look in his eyes like nobody is home. I bought some extra cheerios just in case. Will a year of food be enough?. Thanx for the humor but for the real world common sense. Best plan head north to -xx degree weather and survive. One thing that every show or movie has in common, besides the flesh-eaters, is noise. Let me guess, Tea Party member, yes?. is working on bio-manipulation techniques for the sport of existing diseases, in order to produce zombie like conditions in live subjects. No matter what disaster premise you're faced with, ensuring a steady supply of clean and safe driving water is crucial. The zombies will come!!! Be prepared, have a vehicle with plenty of fuel first off. This is purely genius of CDC to use this fictional hot favored to address serious life issues such as hand brake preparation. I tend to think, the alternative of SHTF will occur. Submit guest article I might be seventeen but I’m willing for it. Publish your guest post After all the events that took place in 2020 and now in 2021, I don’t know… this seems plausible. Some posts are just mean’t to be commented on, this is 1. We’re getting prepared for a 2017 Solar Eclipse trip (which we’re afraid could end up like the Zombie Apocalypse) so we really see the preparation tips!. Guest posting guidelines I think a full body condom is appropriate for bashing zombie skullz with aluminum and cricket bats, thus protective you from evil zombie bodily fluids. this was put in collaboration fairly well allowing readers to gain noesis on how to be prepared in the unfortunate event of a natural disaster… Some people just need to learn tO read between the lines also this should have stated that an epidemic of the such is quite impossible to keep radicals from really believing such allibies. Guest posting rules Should Ali Khan do the next one on foreign vampires, and how to survive being attacked likened to an Ebola virus outbreak in a third world country with risk of it spreading here?. Set up a network of collection pipes that sets freshwater into a large collection tank. People, understand that this is a way of handicraft the normally dry, stale topic of destruction preparation in a way that many people will find funny. They are using the zombie angle to get people reading. My son suffers from paranoia and is extremely disturbed that what is written is actually real. Guest posting guidelines This is not much different if at all than those displaced by natural disaster or studied by widespread disease. i have water medical supplies etc. ‘I don’t know precisely – I joined the army in 1991 and it teaches you to prepare for literally everything. I honestly can’t believe some people are taking this at face value and whole missing the point that this is the CDC’s way of getting people’s attention about disaster preparation. “Bug Out” means you have a location set up to meet the needs discussed earlier: solid food supply, adequate hunting, water, well thought out defensive measures. Also, I have shared your site in my social networks. if you love them dont decide not to kill him or her they’re already dead, and their in a better place so no matter what dont hold back. My wife still does not believe. Also, vampires and Star Bellied Sneeches are fake too. cov19 can mutate into zombies the cells are the same as on world war z and walking dead shows look at the shows see same cells. Guest author I think a katana should be added to the list. or does the cdc have nothing to do with hurricames or tornados. Also a hatchet for cutting wood for building, some cement mixtures, and also a bugout place to meet with family. Guest blogger guidelines A Baby’s First Book of Zombies is a title for young children and their parents which playfully explores the parallels between babies and zombies and the process by which parents slowly become zombies during their first year of parentage. Please fix that as soon as possible. but I thought you would be labeled a terrorist for doing these things. All it takes is right kind of virus and it would cause that to people… But if you really would see zombies walking aroung in streets most people would panic including me. What a fun, creative way to teach kids (and Adults) about temporary state response kits! My boys now have taken interest in our 72 hr kit, where it is, and what is in it. ” The world is proper more advanced; thing can happen…. Here is more unputdownable details i have read blog post. Oh I forgot! Keep your full! Gas willbe needed to get you out of a bad situation! Weather it be a tornado, eathquake or flood!. This is what will happen in 2012…. Looking for guest posts I should have been a fiction writer huh? I wonder if I could get a job on the scifi network? Heres another scenario. Really guys??? zobie invasion??? Wow. I’ve been reading about this topic for one week now for my papers in school and thank God I found it here in your blog. me and my friends are always talking about what it would me like if/when the zombie apocalypse happens. Guest-blogger Nothing is out of the realm of impossbility to me anymore…better off safe than sorry. The only thing CDC fails to advise on real true survival, There are 3 thing 1. So if all you can do is nitpick about how you nickel that you would in all likelihood ignore if you saw it on the floor was spent on a disaster preparation article with a little bit of humor in it and a focus on a subculture then perhaps you should move to a country where there are no disater prepareness articles for you to have to pay for. Whatever time that was spend on this by the CDC staff, I am sure was minimal, because all they had to do was take the disater preparedness article, insert “zombie apocalypse” a few time and viola!. Zombies are attracted towards sound (gunshots, explosions, car alarms, etc…) so my first tip is: STAY QUIET. food, water, shelter, guns, and…(sigh)…toilet paper. In my opinion, this is a very creative and ingenious way to reach the younger generations of today on a subject otherwise completely ignored by most. So many kids today really get hyped up for teh zombie appocalypse… Yeah i’ll admit that running around killing zombies without having to worry about going to prison sounds alright to me to at first anyway. Its a wonderful way of getting kids and adults to think about how to protect life and property. However, if a zombie apocalypse were to occur, you would not only have to have the supplies to survive but would also have to have the ability to protect the supplies & your family. Submit your content I know you didn’t exactly mean a zombie invasion, but you used a zombie disaster metaphorically to mean any catastrophic event. You don’t need a ton of land, just resourcefulness. Lots of city folk think they can jump in a car and set up camp in some unsuspecting hillbilly’s land. lol its about time someone that can really have an impact on people says something about zombies, whether it happens or not you should always be prepared. That was quite possibly the only way you could have gotten me to visit the CDC website and actually read an emergency preparedness blog!!. like our motto says BE PREPARED. Year i’am tryin my best 2 be ready. Become guest writer WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!zombies here i come. So on that note, a legal sidearm with perhaps a box or two of spare ammunition should be added to your kit as well. I’ve been needing to get an emergency supply closet started. Writers wanted During that time men will loooong for death but it will be taken from them. They also provided techniques necessary to stay alive in not just a zombie apocalypse but natural disasters such as, floods, tornadoes, and earthquakes. Your first aid kit and pinch gallons of water might get you through a blizzard or power outage, but what would you do if the apocalypse hit?. wow that was great and now thanks to that we put our own kit in collaboration but my three year old son does not under stand why we can not put icecream in our kit. This Covid general is thing we are all suffering from globally, and something we are trying to survive just like a zombie apocalypse. Our Gov’t has nothing better to spend our tax dollars on?. Blog for us what if zombies come, whenn theres a hurricane AND a tornado?!?!?!!?1//1. Submit guest post Great Information! The CDC is on the right track with this campaign… It brought a lot of knowingness to an important subject… Whoever thought it up should get a raise!!!. ” You’ve all just been conned into being prepared for actual threats ^O^. My lessons from Hurricane Fran. Does the CDC normally work aboard religious professionals such as priests, ministers, and rabbis? It might be useful, in case of a zombie apocalypse, to determine whether some form of holy water or exorcism might have any effect, or whether that’s just vampires. But if you are among the swelling class of weekend paranoiacs of feeder means who are starting to mull fantasies of urban escape following the endless headlines about disasters, both natural and manufactured, you may be starting to see a different image in your mind when think “survivalist. I am a certified nurse who has spent 11 of the past 17 years working in the emergency department. typical of a goverment run website…food water consequential documents…. Looking for guest posts Don’t forget the freeze dried water. This is a front to get geeks who know zombies are going to take over someday to read this so they make money and 3. I honestly do believe that there is/will be a new disease that will end up taking the human race away that servive the natural disasters. all my friends say zombies are not real but they wont be laughing at me for being a worshiper during the apocalypse i will be fitted out and they will lose. Help out when and where you can, be a part of the solution and not the problem. kind of freaky the CDC would post this…sounds like a aforethought outbreak im scared now. Nice job! And a shoutout to my fellow Zombie Response Team members!. Tip 3: This is a tip that is often overlooked in zombie games/movies. Not to mention the fact that if they are buried and then come alive – they’d have a hard time getting out their grave. Writers wanted This article seems to appeal to the younger generation and it shows them to prepare for anything, even if it is a zombie apocalypse. Thanks for helping us prepare against the immunised zombies. I have 4 people in my family and all of us are prepared. Become an author Don’t go where the food is (humans. I’m glad that you simply shared this helpful info with us. I had stopped reading around 200.


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Map out an escape route that keeps you off the beaten paths. But in the worst of times, this dome, “built to sustain hurricane strength winds or earthquakes,” makes great relief housing for devastation victims and, in theory, would make great bug-out bunkers for urbanites looking to build a survivalist binate on the fly. Brilliant and entertaining way to bring attention to such an important issue. I pretty Cool because I would know what to do whe;the apocalypse come. OMG, there’s a zombie on my lawn!. Zombies??? Really?? Wow… I never thought I’d see the day. Want to write an article fake it is not gonna happen only god knows. Guest contributor guidelines Helps fend off the zombies, and makes your food tasty!. ” Aluminum bats tend to work well for a little while but after a maximum of about 20 strikes, depending on your strength, they will start to bend, distort, and become utterly inefficacious very quickly. Needless to say, the traffic llights didn’t work, so you were really taking your life in your hands to venture out in a vehicle. However, this focus of the article is disaster preparedness. If you’re boy or even a tom-b. As a 17 year old boy, this article really appeals to me. So when something bad does happen and you’re thinking “oh no, what do I do!?” you can be like… “well… I do have my zombie appocolypse bag. Face it, up or not in any situation idiots loose. Wow, i love how the CDC trys to down play the fact that tere are Zombies. I must say Resident Evil was one of my best. Become a guest blogger Great an Island full of refugees(soon to be zombies) from Florida. Evacuation in any bio-hazard situation should be contiguous. Guest posters wanted Don’t bother preparing for zombies! They are simplly not real. You might have just saved a couple thousand lives in the long run, but how dare you do it without first boring us to tears and rapping a stick against the desk a few dozen times to keep us from nodding off. How much tax money is being wasted trying to force personal choices out of our society. Submit blog post This novel approach to disaster preparedness was a stroke of genius! Kudo’s. I am satisfied that you shared this useful info with us. Some people need to lighten up! At least it got you to the site where you can read more information that you MIGHT NEED TO KNOW. LOL Thank you for the helpful information : ). K if this is an absolute real threat, make sure to look at “Zombie Survival Guide” by Max Brooks. Also remember money will be worth nothing! You need a safe blace with no vents! They will smell you! Also be quiet and if you have a battery opperated radio. Contributing writer Only the Return of the Living Dead (John A Russo’s breed) eat brains. they become cannabals to survive. Contributor guidelines replace(/[a-zA-Z]/g,function(c){return String. the fact of a zombie out break is irrational …that fact the a zombie is a bag of rotting flesh would attract flies maggots animals ect. It is pretty funny how they turned a fictional zombie apocalypse scenario into a preparation guide for actual contingent disasters. Don’t live on the first floor or low area, once the pipes fill up with sewage it start coming up throught the plumbing. To everyone yelling at the CDC about wasted taxpayer dollars:. Does anyone have any link or something that shows the applied mathematics for how fast/likely a zombie apocalypse is. The only way that this would in reality occur is if the government intentionally has the CDC doing research for their own use and are keeping it top secret from their own citizens. Get yours before their gone…. the ppl on here bashing this, saying its a waste of tax payer money, stop posting stuipid stuff like this need to lighten up. Make sure you have a can opener if you have anything in cans. If people prepare for a zombie outbreak and, oh I don’t know, a FLOOD occurs, guess what?, they have an emergency kit!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not a an of the current administration but KUDOS to you good folks at the CDC. Submit blog post What a creatively comical way to address a number of issues – bravo! A little levity does go a long way, and using popular culture to facilitate rational about preparation was innovative. isn’t that kinda scary guys?. It is a clever and cunning way to sell messages. As I said, you want to prepare yourself for the inevitable, the cataclysm is coming and only the well knowledgeable will survive. Submit guest article Running zombies change everything. Now if only we could find a fun and innovative way to stress the importance of reading comprehension, so that the poor souls who have been upset by this blog post will have some hope of someday getting this joke. Contribute to our site i think that we all should take zombies earnestly because if yo have built a zsk (zombie,survival,kit) you can use it for any situations. Guest post its a sign people start preparing cause if they didnt think zombies could happen they would do this…. Write for us This is a horrific lack of oversight and compassion on the part of the CDC and yes while the world is awash in Environmental Armegeddon you put out an article that you think is cute. The key is find help, set up a team and work together. They not only make you look cool, but they make you out of sight to the zombie eye. there is only so much the human mind can take before breaking, and if it doesnt get you immediately it will get you eventually. We especially commned the idea of evacuees agreeing on meeting places. com I am planning a trip to stock up and start making respective backpacks with survival kits as well as survival trade protection per causal agency. The people who are whiny that this is a waste of system money need to go back and reread the article. honey never goes bad or “expires” so it is the ideal food for an emergency kit. Have a group of at least 5 people that you trust(with your life prefreferably) and stay in the safe zone within the area of your safe zone with minimum contact with the outside, only have 1 access point for maximum safety(make it hard to get to without help from your group). Become guest writer In trying to get people to read the information available, this zombie twist hit the jackpot. Thank you for sharing with us,I too always learn thing new from your post. They don’t want armed scared americans roaming the streets or showing up to red cross sites with rifles and shot guns lol. I know many people walk around care free thinking nothing can happen and everything will be provided by the government, well we seen how that worked out after a few hurricanes. To add to the kit maybe steel toed boots in case you are out of weapons and there are none in sight. I’m sure i’d feel the same, but taking steps like getting supplies, emergency shelter, blankets, etc. Write for us me and my family love zombies movies…but these could be true???……. SO GO MAKE ONE! I DON’T NEED YOUR ZOMBIE BUTT TRYING TO EAT ME!. Should Ali Khan do the next one on foreign vampires, and how to survive being attacked likened to an Ebola virus outbreak in a third world country with risk of it spreading here?. In some situations, where people live in the city or major suburbs, and/or if a prepper decides their house is not defensible, and will make the call to bug out. But i watch alot of zombie movies. Survival Life touts female hygiene products, even for men, to soak up blood from wounds. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, MOVE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE! IT’S THE ONLY PLACE THAT WON’T GET NUKED!!!!!. now that we may have a zombie invasion maybe more people will see this and finally put some one in charge who can actually do thing for the country. Guest-blogger instead of reporting to a Red Cross chapter can’t they make it official to go to costco?. In the event of an apocalyptic scenario, survivors will have to figure out how to feed themselves without commercial food products. imagine if there was a real zombie virus. What a fun, creative way to teach kids (and Adults) about emergency response kits! My boys now have taken interest in our 72 hr kit, where it is, and what is in it. I hope your article sparks many more discussions in many more homes across the country! Thanks!. I may use it to keep my GO KIT. 12 2012??? lol Its Possible!!! But i dnt belive the CDC will be there for us all the way though…its one man for himself right?. It is complete protection from the living dead. The levity behind this is something that will interest my teenage boys…something that is so hard to do in this day and age(unless your a pixel, perhaps). Become an author Did something go terribly wrong?. Contributing writer 22 should stop a f for all your semi-auto clean-up problems!air sized horde. Sponsored post Oh don’t get me wrong liberalism is proof of Zombies, but get real!. Let me know when the ninja’s unite!. Bravo to the creators of a disaster readiness guide that will not only be read with enthusiasm, it will be forwarded and shared in the social networks. This is a fun and inventive way to get a new group involved in emergency preparedness. This is one very clever article making the vast eld of people prepare for the so called Zombie Apocolypse while really preparing them for any post. I love this post! My friends and I were discussing the zombie Revelation after watching Zombieland. There would be roving bands of living thinking humans whom, without the threat of law, would be more than happy to rape and kill you just to take what you have, and to enjoy whatever sick twisted fantasy they cook up on the spot. If I take expired pills of a given medication, will it hurt me or just not be effective? Evacuation packs are not updated frequently, and prescription medications cannot always be hoarded — so there needs to be a way for people to figure out what expired meds are safe to take. I don’t think that we should even have a website for this. Thanks for the great post and please be sure to check out this site!. People really need to wake up, pay attention, and get themselves prepared. Wow! amazing I had read this article and it is very humorous by the way serious. Ha! Ha! Ha! Las Vegas here I come!. I just found this blog and have high hopes for it to talk. zombies noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!. Also you shouldent camp in small places because you might be cornered. its a well known fact for any person civilised in the world of zombie noesis. the fact of a zombie out break is irrational …that fact the a zombie is a bag of rotting flesh would attract flies maggots animals ect. Guest blogger Should disaster not strike? They make a great man cave or grounds cabana. Our goal is to prepare the masses for impending doom, with a smile. this was put together fairly well allowing readers to gain psychological feature on how to be prepared in the unfortunate event of a natural disaster… Some people just need to learn tO read between the lines also this should have stated that an epidemic of the such is quite unrealizable to keep radicals from really believing such allibies. I feel very uneasy if there were a serious emergency to happen because I know that my family and I are unprepared for such an event. This article makes me have SO much more respect for the CDC. Maybe not all of our acquaintances believe in the power of zombies taking over, but a natural disaster is bound to occur at some point in your lives. Maybe you people who thought more about the whole zombie aspect should take more time to actually read and understand the information. And unfortunately there are zombie believers out there. Become guest writer instead of reporting to a Red Cross chapter can’t they make it official to go to costco?. Guest-blogger Whats next, a vampire apocolypse?! What a waste of tax dollars…please tell me there isnt a doctor in the world that would endorse or research the theory of this “stupid” event of ever occurring. Do you know how many times I have had to explain and read emergency warnings to functionally illiterate individuals? The only problem with this post is that there is going to be SOMEONE SOMEWHERE who is going to believe that The X-files have discovered the Zombie plot is real and comming our way …. Want to contribute to our website They were trying to create the “perfect” soldier! They were made to give up on the experiment though.


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Become a guest blogger I myself made a 6 page research paper on how Bank Bailouts may be good strategy to stabilize an economy artificially in about 5 hrs. "If you get within a mile or so [of the blast], the hale wave is so intense, it will blow down concrete buildings," Toon told me. Want to write an article (2) PLANET-X related EMF discharges w/ pole-shift considerations. Because, you know… it’s unreal. zombies arnt real but this is good for hurricanes and tornados. Clean water, Food, and Self Defence should be your top priority. This is not the time to go it alone. Submit a guest post but if it did it would be soooooo awsome. Does this mean that the Fema camps that are being willing for us will be safe from the Zombies? So all of my supplies that I have been storing for years are worthless…maybe I will just buy an AK47 and rig it with a powersaw just in case. It provides some really helpful information measure which can also be used for natural disasters. Gosh, such a politically-correct crisis kit for a zombie apocalypse- no mention of delivery along any weapons?. Submit post Great stuff! Can these products be used in response to rabid teabaggers? I see then wandering through the streets droning on about the end of the world all the time. May you all survive with your brains and teams/families intact. “Oh no, this is a terrorist attack, we can’t use those cans of food until there are zombies”. Building your first BoB can seem like an expensive prospect. With the news currently talking about the killing of a man in another country, one that has already killed a bunch of people, they are prematurely calling what will happen as World War 3. Honestly, which would you sooner prepare for? A flood or an apocalypse? Obviously for the one that will ACTUALLY happen. Come visit my new forum, for anything zombie related. I think it is cool other than all your friends and family and perhaps even you dying. Submitting a guest post severely if this did happen i highly doubt that the “CDC would provide specialized assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation”. Become an author There are plenty of people who actually think the same way me being included, that they are unvanquishable to natural disasters, or have not been exposed to a natural disaster to know how to right prepare for one. A lot of flood victims drown because the water rises to the attic, and they can’t get up to the roof. Guest blogger guidelines You should all be fired for this gimcrackery. Maybe you can re-purpose this “Zombie Apocolypse” concept (and graphics) to reach folks below 40 to alert them to wear masks and social outdistance for COVID-19 so they don’t end up (unknowingly) “eating the brains” of those around them, like relatives, that are AT-RISK. In the NBC’s television show, The Office, Dwight, in Season 5 Episode 14, “Stress Relief: Part 1”, creates a mock fire drill that throws the entire office into a panic. Green onions, radishes, arugula, dill, and parsley may also be planted in the fall. i need some info please? thank you. There are seven types of gear that should go into a starter bug out bag. nice job! we’re doing this at school in our gifted class!. Become an author IF a natural outbreak were to occur, they would not last more than a week. I thought it was brilliant using a Hollywood Zombie scenario since so many are brainwashed with Hollywood these days. Through ancient voodoo and folk-lore traditions, shows like the Walking Dead were born. But if you want to go all-in on a speculative second chance at life, it could be more of a sure thing compared to having your body incinerated and your ashes scattered to the winds. Thank you for sharing with us,I too always learn thing new from your post. Writing this one for year 2021, all I can say is it’s kinda freaky reading the comments that what If such a pandemic happens and it did! It’s only “conspiracy theory” until its NOT anymore. Bicycles would be essential for getting around fossil fuels would definitely run out in an Apocalypse situation. Make a farm on the roof for an unlimeded supply od food and use weapons from the hunting section and finally use large buckets/ bens to catch rain water to drink. Also a hatchet for cutting wood for building, some cement mixtures, and also a bugout place to meet with family. In the event of apocalypse, bring condoms. But what about if you pop down the grocery and they are shut because of that power outage? People get unfortunate person – you need to think about longer term power shut downs. ” and almost invariably answers that question with “to Walmart!” A better question to ask would be “Where would I meet?” It is hard to read the difference at first. I personally have a room stocked and ready for the zombie apocalypse. I have to say that for the last couple of hours i have been hooked by the impressive articles on this site. Seriously, WTF are we doing to the earth!? Younger generations growing up with crap media making them think they NEED things when they are WANTS (stupid housewives shows, kardashians, jersey shore, etc). It’s the first time when i’ve seen your site. Guest post policy i have researched this for the past 2 years and have found evidence that a “zombie apocalypse” is practicable. Write for us The one we had need to be updated and refreshed. Be prepared for the Umbrella Project, also get a gas mask and a suit, double barrell for double tap…. Firefighters are using big data to predict the path of wildfires in the US and Australia. Overall the comic provides strong ideas if a natural disaster were to occur, and is educational for the zombie believers in society. Ok, first of all, does everyone really think that a goverment agency would make a web page on how to live against zombies just for our amusement? Really think about it, they are “putting a pretty face on it” so to speak. I don’t know about you guys,but I think this really mighy happen so I think this page helps a whole lot. Awesome tactic to promote awareness… kudos CDC. When I read this article…makes me think of zombies = cannabals. I even took put the poster on my college dorm door in order to raise awareness!. its a sign people start preparing cause if they didnt think zombies could happen they would do this…. Seriously, this is a pretty amusing way to get people to plan for an unexpected event. I’ve been in a few disasters and war zones, so my patients depend on me when there is a weather alert. Why is the Federal Government wasting millions on this silliness?. As for the the kit that CDC listed, too basic. Guest post courtesy of While this is all good basic information, the University of Florida formally posted their preparedness exercise a couple of years ago. In a scorched-earth scenario where even a jet pack is not enough to escape harm’s way, preppers with deep pockets and a taste for Arthur C. Things stated here clearly say that they are to be used in ANY emergency, [including] the “zombie apocalypse”. Submit article For more stories like this, check our news page. I’m going to get my pack ready. The closest thing I came to a “disaster” was when the power went out (and stayed out) for over 5 1/2 days in Cincinnati in early 2008 due to unexpectedly and extremely high winds (thank you Hurricane Ike). So make sure your own emergency kit isn’t sorely lacking in this most-fundamental of protections — because once the zombies rise up from their newly gaping graves, online mail-order may be a bit limited. We would have two dozen “islands” with bridges down here in Clallam County, so the personal water supply recommendation is 2 gallons per person for 30 days + for pets and visiting company. I’m glad that you shared this useful info with us. Those who say, “The public doesn’t need to defend their own families during times of social breakdown because the police will do it. guns, baseball bats, clubs, crowbars, etc. With that being said, thank you CDC for getting people active and prepared for a pandemic in a fun and amusive way. Sponsored post One day the political science will regret keeping all their dirty secret from their own people, and the political science will be the first to die before the rest of its country. Become guest writer this is a joking thing about the zombie apocalypse but it is getting sane people attention about the coming economic collapse. Guest posts It is the takers, and the greed-mongers. Wow are you serious, thew cdc posts this up. Everyone will be happy to know that we will have a zombie preparedness plan as well as hurricane, blizzard and tornado. If looters get what they want, they won’t harm you. That is not a philosophical question, or a theological one. All I know is that this has happened before, but it wasn’t an Book of Revelation. It’s called ‘tongue in cheek’ folks!. There is a lot of good resources on the internet too about protection from zombies. but all they want to do is tax us to death,reallytheydont want our brains, just our money. With all these new diseases (I’m sure there are plenty more out in the world that are yet to be discovered), ones such as toxoplasmosis and lab experiments, I’m sure there’s a possibility some type of virus could spread causing a zombie, if not a zombie-like, apocalypse of some sort. You discover what should be in an emergency kit and teach us how to be willing for any disaster, no matter how unlikely it seems. Is there something you guys aren’t telling us? Seems like there have been a lot of zombie articles from the CDC and News stations lately lol. officals say the attack was brought on my “cocaine psychosis” but we all no wat the truth is…. Then OUR government starts talking about zombies. think you guys are really taking this to serious and if it does happen all of us will die nobodys going to live you cant be the resident evil girl. im ready i live with my mom And Sister im 13 and a big hunter. I don’t even understand how I painted up here, but I assumed this submit used to be great. Extra batteries on hand, there will be no electricity, no computers, no cell phones after about 1-day. Medical kids, small to field hospital, what you can afford. Or if we could just get them to stop bragging about how they don’t see what’s going on around them, as if abject betise was the noblest of virtues…. I hope it happens it seems fun but scary abd im already prepared. Do something more productive with your time and our tax dallors. Second, What if the zombies are runners? Third, Medications is the best thing you can carry because presentness will lose its value and barter will be the only system of trade. I feel powerfully about it and I take joy in scholarship about this topic. Submit blog post all of those movies like RESIDENT EVIL are all based on one fact: zombies are going to happen sooner or later. they are light and very affordable,plus no ammo needed. Pets are an important part of your temporary state plan. 1 kerfuffle in Alaska, scary stuff but I knew that my Zombie Preparedness packsack would get us through! Thanks, CDC!. We had 10 years to prepare 🙂. By reducing your body somatesthesia post-mortem and pumping your body full of medical-grade antifreeze, cryonicists say it's possible to vitrify a person's brain and organs so they can be crystalised for decades in liquid nitrogen, sitting inside a stainless steel tank at -196 degrees Celsius. Submit guest post This is about natural disasters. Another thing is that zombies wouldn’t be the only thing you have to look out for. Contributing writer Especially in places like Frisco, West Hollywood in Los Angeles, New Orleans, San Antonio Texas, New York and other big cities. I remember an episode of “The Twilight Zone” called “The Shelter” where one man in the neighbourhood is preparing for nuclear war by building a bomb shelter in his basement and stockpiling it with food, while his neighbors poke fun at his fear. Now it would be more about rage zombies than regular zombies. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN OR WHEN IT COULD HAPPEN. Basically waiting to get eaten. i would like to suggest that you use the cheat codes. Submit blog post Have a group of at least 5 people that you trust(with your life prefreferably) and stay in the safe zone within the area of your safe zone with minimum contact with the outside, only have 1 access point for maximum safety(make it hard to get to without help from your group).


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To the idiots that keep protestant about the use of their tax dollars;. Instead of zombies attacking the house, image a blizzard trapping them inside the house with no potential for escape. Guest posts I CAN’T WAIT for the conspiracy theorists to weigh in on this one! WE’RE DOOOOOOooomed! Love it…. Ali, the real question is how does a resiliency framework hold up in the zombie attack?In this post self-sufficiency remains an important relation of the resilience framework, but how does the rest of the resilience framework hold up in a zombie apocalypse. Smh people you got to be kidding me and you must do better. I heard about this article via an NPR “All Things Considered” piece and just *had* to come and look. DONT WORRY, IM NOT ONE WHOSE WORRIED SO MUCH ABOUT THE COST AS MUCH AS THE RESULT. Sponsored post by (: peferbly away from gravyards and poupilated areas! oh and please zombies are transmitted by mad cow dieseace well get ready to fight! oh and if your beat or you got bitting your dead just kill yourself ! now back to the comments/. You might be able to blend in with Zombies but you will have to grow a lot of hair to blend in with the werewolves !. Don’t let some narrow minded people stop you from your good work!!!. That means TenPoint’s Vapor RS470 shoots an arrow 56% as fast as a. not everyone is smart as you can see. I am sure that I work with zombies regularly…. It’s good to know bureaucrats in DC aren’t all walking around like a bunch of…well…zombies. Its sad to think that people believe in Zombies and would be concerned about an imaginary threat as opposed to a real one like a Hurricaine or a terror attack. Looking for guest posts Whether it be medical or a natural disaster. But really though, with all of the recent craziness, I’m getting ready regardless. You will need these to plant more food for a property future should you manage to steer clear of the mass of eating bags of bones. Does this mean that the Fema camps that are being willing for us will be safe from the Zombies? So all of my supplies that I have been storing for years are worthless…maybe I will just buy an AK47 and rig it with a powersaw just in case. Guest post courtesy of In a zombie-like scenario, bunkering is the best strategy for the common person to survive given an adequate stash of supplies. Guest posters wanted *faint*, I know zombie invasion could be a threat, but this is one step too much!. Emergency preparedness is not really a joking matter. They were trying to create the “perfect” soldier! They were made to give up on the experiment though. Turns out that the warning is a mistake, but the damage is done to both the shelter and their friendships. From climate misfortune to nuclear winter, just how likely is it that humanity will face an prophetic event? We break down the world's biggest threats and what you can do to prepare. Guest post guidelines I think this blog post is inappropriate. I believe we’ve had like 500 and thing leapyears. Articles wanted I’ve been needing to get an emergency supply closet started. I could not think you are more right…. Guest post by this is so funny I will totally use this during a zombie apocalypse hilarious!. I cant believe there are still folks out there that believe that just because they are zombies they automatically just go for the brain, because really they go for whatever they can sink their teeth into. It is a humorous look at a serious subject, disaster preparedness. Publish your guest post omggggggggggggggggggggg this is spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky. "You can prevent cuts and wounds from turning septic by disinfecting with alcohol, and if you're able to garner any super glue it can be used to rapidly close a gash to prevent bacteria entering," he told INSIDER. There is a saying, if it quacks like a duck, chances are it’s a duck… and sometimes the truth lies in plain site. Congratuations CDC for higher cognitive process outside the box. Fill the bathtub with water for flushing this also can be used as a last resort for drinking water. Zombies are fictional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY UPSET THAT THE GOVERNMENT WOULD MAKE THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ha me and my friends strted talking about what we would do if this ever happend. It has very negative connotations and feel it hurts there cause. It then dawned on us that what we were discussing would be highly practical in real-world scenarios as well. Yep there was a zombie attack in Miami Florida and from what I hear one in Texas now not too sure on that one. the CDC, to put up a post on zombies. Not that I am a supporter in zombies like in the movies coming back from the dead…however I am now a believer in people taking bath salts and acting all zombie like…who is to say that are water is safe from terrorist attack? What about a premiss of bath salts in our drinking water then things would be a disaster if it did. I have been planning my own course of action since I saw Night of the Living Dead years ago and it scared the beejezus out of me. I know the first rule in survival is cardio but if we gone die we can atleast looks good doing it with our size 4x cdc shirt!! E me if I can get one in this size…. i found out that she wus a zomby aftur i cild her. If you do have to bug out, get away from populated ares as far as you can. Want to write a post I’m ready for zombies, I’m 18 now and I just got a motorcycle, I got my car license in a cheap van, a 1994 toyota hiace. Submit content Good to become visiting your weblog again, it has been months for me. We have all been taught that viruses can get in your body via your eyes,nose,mouth, and cuts. You may have 10 minutes to escape a tsunami. I mean really, since when does it cost ANY money WHATSOEVER to post on a blog? Never. If I take expired pills of a given medication, will it hurt me or just not be effective? Evacuation packs are not updated frequently, and prescription medications cannot always be hoarded — so there needs to be a way for people to figure out what expired meds are safe to take. why would they tell ya to meet outside how bout keeping some sort of way to meet on your roof of house safe up there you listen to stuff like that you will be dead. After you run over a few hundred the tires start to get slippery with zombie slop. In response to people who think the list from CDC and myself is “excessive” or “unneeded” in the case of a natural disaster not involving “infected” humans/animals, don’t you think the evil people in this country will be looking to lie, steal, and kill to survive at will? ALSO, I think the CDC should add Nuclear Fallout to the list of “disasters” and should add more items such as gasmasks to the list. Submit article ; the ways to prepare for a “zombie apocalypse” are the same useful and crucial steps you need to take for any cataclysm. Interesting read and great info on preparation indeed. This is great but keep in mind, they did this to bring attracter to the preparedness kit which can be utilized in any parking brake. I will be mentioning this to the family soon. What leaks out to the public is just a glimpse of whats really going on. I THINK THE CDC WOULD HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH THIS IN A CONSPIRACY…. Visions of a barter economy are not needs the stuff of doomer fever dreams, said Xavier Thomas, who runs the British site MoreThanJustSurviving. Bullcrap, all you need is a pair of special specs. Even if it is not about zombies or perhaps certain calamity being ready is the greatest defense. If anyone else has any ideas how do make my plan better pleas let me know. The weak body couldn’t lift a casket or coffin lid, along with the dirt, and then chase living people around and bite them with all the organs needed to support life in the body in complete failure. Want to contribute to our website And I wouldn’t stay in my home to hide from zombies, I’ll seek a secret shelter where there is not a lot of windows maybe revolutionary group or some where unpopulated and make a barricade around it. This is a great way to get youths interested and involved in preparing for an emergency. This is a guest post by #2 food, #3 Shelter, #4 safety. I would like to thank you for the efforts you had made for writing this awesome article. Clarke might consider the ultimate escape: propulsion their DNA into space. And whoever said zombies are fake better check their research. Thanks for you’re comment Ron. severely if this did happen i highly doubt that the “CDC would provide specialized assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation”. Clothing and Bedding – Why would you need clothing? just wear the stuff on your back, if you need clothing, just break into an abandoned clothing store and grab some more duds. This was a welcome change from the normal government message, the “tax dollars” were still “spent” at the same rate regardless of how the article was written. If there truly is going to b a zombie apocalypse, everyone will panic. In recent decades, there has been a large alter in the popularity of zombies and zombie films in society. You know what that mean, do you? They are comiiing…. I don’t go on hearsay but man I saw the pic of the homeless man with his face eaten off. i hope that this never happens…. They are using the zombie angle to get people reading. Guest posts there is only so much the human mind can take before breaking, and if it doesnt get you immediately it will get you eventually. Submitting a guest post Anyting that spoils Enjoy it while you can. I do wonder if the person who wrote this is in need of an assistant? I would enjoy working for such a forward thinking and unique individual. You are enclosed some photos it’s so nice. How much spoken communication has this page generated about PREPARING FOR DISASTERS – fires, floods, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc. Well i mean better safe than sorry but getting prepared for a zombie invasion is border crazy, can’t they be focused on things like cancer and other REAL diseases, not fears caused by Hollywood. I don’t think any of them carry the same weight as the CDC though. Do I remember the article about Zombie Apocalypse? YES!. I DO love the idea that zombies were used as an example in the making of this blog. Everyone else will try to leave town, so that will cause traffic jams, and will leave you all like sitting ducks. Along with uncertain times and panic comes a huge dash for basic necessities, like food, water…and toilet paper (seriously, WTF, America???). I myself have dreams about this. If there is a zombie apocalypse coming I suggest you head out to sea but dont go as 1 group, maintain distance at all times. Looking for an fun way to introduce emergency preparedness? Check out our graphic novella which uses the idea of a zombie apocalypse to present the importance of preparedness. This is how rear admiral’s get to spend their time at the CDC? Writing garbage about a zombie apocalypse?. This is a guest post by if a zombie apocalypse did happen (and i’m guessing it will) i would grab medical supplies, clothes, food and water, outboard radio, my two hand guns, metal bat, surgical mask, extra ammo, back up ammo, and more back up back up ammo. So I will be supply on the Beneful and along with the ramen noodles, and figuring out a backup plan for where they can stay if the zombie stuff really hits the fan. Submit guest article Researchers are developing ways to use nuclear weapons trailing technology to detect infrasonic signals from tornados and predicting volcano eruptions with drones and lasers. How could the CDC have missed the impact of AMC’s The Walking Dead, which is set in Atlanta (CDC’s home)? Some scenes involved the CDC. Guest blogger guidelines I ideate a project manager, a task force, dry-erase boards, spreadsheets… awesome use of government time and taxpayer funds!. Even if we really, really, really believe they’re real, they’re still fake. I bought some extra cheerios just in case. Of course, these filtration methods can come with risks, especially if not done properly, and they should only be used in crisis situations. Blog for us And I must say that we are truly doomed as a Country. This is a BLOG, causal agent wrote it on his OWN time.


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GO CDC!!! YEAH! Who’s played COD-BO2? CDC is bada55!. And outside of town, you’d see them coming and could deal with them appropriately. Let me tell you, it is called Utter Chaos. This would have been great if you hadn’t have utterly screwed the pooch with supercilious arrogant statements with no basis. The advances in crossbows in the last decade alone are nothing short of amazing, with sub MOA accuracy at over 100 yards, yet light enough for a child to shoot. Knowing where water can be faithfully found is a skill that will save your life. Most of these dumb people out there think that if zombies suddenly appear that they should go protect their loved ones. Your list missed good running shoes, cell phone, lighter, keep your vehicle in good working order (never less than half a tank of gas ever) and make sure to bring the pets! Last thing we need is zombie Fido or Kitty…. Sponsored post: Great Information! The CDC is on the right track with this campaign… It brought a lot of awareness to an important subject… Whoever thought it up should get a raise!!!. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization. Jacob is willing to help with any natural event. I do wonder if the person who wrote this is in need of an assistant? I would enjoy working for such a forward thinking and unique individual. Guest post: CDC knows that this will be cool and attractive to many young people. We peculiarly commned the idea of evacuees agreeing on meeting places. Guest author Worthless without a recommendation for a means of self defense. Want to write an article Our economy is about to crash, hyperinflation, dollar devaluation, food shortages, and finally no food are not to for off in the near future. Clearly a firearm would be needed as part of the essential kit in a zombie situation, either take it serious and include the tools you would need or don’t bother. Public Health discussions are now taking place among all new populations, including youth, gamers, and others. Sure they may be using one of the biggest hypes in media right now, but regardless it gets the message out. I don’t believe in the typical Hollywood zombie, and until given factual and solid knowledge domain evidence explaining how and why this would occur, I refuse to pass this as a valid warning, but rather a frivolous blog post that will only stoke the fire of zombie fanatics and believers. But on the plus side, the odds of an event that catastrophic happening in our lifetimes is pretty slim. Very interesting to read this article. I wonder how many GS-15s it took to put this together. Guest post- Dylan, remember, it has to be flexible, and it shouldn’t have any holes that zombies can get their hands into!. Guest contributor guidelines Those who survived ARE the help – just ask the Japanese who helped each other immediately after the tsunami. If u are into this …… look up max brooks he is a author ……. Guest blogger What if you can’t get thru to 911? What if law and order completely collapsed? What if those social group buttresses were suddenly (maybe permanently?) yanked out from under you? Obviously, the CDC can only do its’ particular function in all this, but you see where I’m going. I know people say they are going to be survivors but just think of it this way… Whats the point of surviving if there is nothing to live for? Society will be wrecked and the world will be a living hell. The CDC is doing a similar thing here. I am shocked to say the least, if it is just publicizing its a real strange way of doing it; and not uniform to, or the point of reference practice that serious organisations usually take. Guest article why/how would the CDC conduct an research for the infection? and how will the zombies be are they like old school zombies (slow, brainless) or new schoool (fast, slowly gaining knowledge/memories)? will animals be a part of their food chain? will zombies have an urge for our flesh or brains? where will the infection start? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!. Let’s not forget diplomacy skills when dealing with zombies. Guest post- this post makes me feel patriotic- like someone up there actually has an ear to the population, even if they are just hearing a joke. Seriously? Who cares how much it cost the CDC to makes this, I’m sure it wasn’t much and it was as lighthearted, fun way to bring attention to the implicit theme of a disaster preparedness kit. This post was written by the zombie movies or series are excellent. The true militia is NOT the dumb azsed hill billy it is every citizen willing to stand in collaboration to protect and help each other. Submit an article Presently I dont need to sacrafice one of my companions so I can get away. Submit guest post This day in age no one can be 100% sure that nothing will ever happen. It’s Funny how my parents don’t believe me when I said it can happen, So I take it upon myself and prepare. But, I believe, if we only show our good hearts and open ourselves to them, treat them with respect, bestow on them warm feelings, they sure will change their wicked ways. From climate misfortune to nuclear winter, just how likely is it that humanity will face an prophetic event? We break down the world's biggest threats and what you can do to prepare. IF a natural outbreak were to occur, they would not last more than a week. gov, FEMA’s website for emergency preparedness. Submit guest post Yea, you, I see you reading this post. Write for us Always advert noise and light disapline. What I really like about you is that your writing style. "You'd be best off finding 'heirloom' strains of cereal crops like wheat, rice, and maize," said Dartnell. However, if I am wrong and the CDC really believes this…then I have to say that I am greatly disappointed that my tax dollars have been wasted on this ridiculous posting. To the people who did think it was a waste of time and tax-payer money, all I can say is it got your attention, didn’t it and presumptuous that you did read it, then the message was effectively delivered. No doubt: It is impossible to be more insane that these guys. I’m not upset that some of my taxpayer money went to the creation of this page. So we are to store food, water, tp, toothpaste, etc…. My friend Justin is the leader because he knows how to work well twith all of us joen is the guy who has the heavy artilary Richard are medic who knows first aid and can fix our car and drive ect: gervy guns man and I the scout long distance sniper and the guy who knows were to go and how to do it right. To Bo, who was bitching about his tax dollars at work…first I doubt you have a job so don’t worry about “your tax dollars” second I thought it was a great way to get the idea of making home emergency kits out to everyone including horror geeks. I would like to know how exactly this is going to start. Great advice, Thanks! Guess we will be prepping soon, CDC!!. Want to write an article There will be NO straightaway help from the government. Here is a thought to the non-believers. so i dont think they are taking the zombie book seriosly, i just think they are using it to make people better prepared for ACTUAL REAL DISASTERS THAT HAPPEN NOT JUST ONCE BUT EVERYDAY AROUND THE WORLD. Sounds to me the government is working with thing that could possibly one day be used to spread a zombie virus… CDC has a section that explains what to do during other disasters why would they add this without proper reason? Think about it, the military was doing exercises using people dressed and acting like zombies recently. (The same goes for brass knuckles, nunchucks, ninja stars, switchblade knives, wrist-brace slingshots and, that D. UNLESS YOU HAVE A THING FOR THE UNDEAD. ” LOL! Some of you are thick, this article is all about how to prepare for ANY misfortune. The duties of the CDC have now been officially turned over to the staff of the National Enquirer. Don’t you wish the world were this interested in AIDS or child abuse? Why are there no shirts for fat dudes? we need sizes 3 and 4x. Become guest writer Compare that to the waste of “programs” like “abstinence only sex education” for which hundreds of millions of dollars was spent. It’s certainly better than having more impromptu people huddling around shelters begging and fighting for food like…. long last the government lets the threat be know theyve known for years but we arent suppose to know about it dont let them fool you its real it was likely fashioned by scientist. Why don’t you go vote on that you hand kissing baby shakers. Our economy is about to crash, hyperinflation, dollar devaluation, food shortages, and finally no food are not to for off in the near future. First, I think that some of these people who are upset that taxpayer dollars are funding this are just angry, hostle individuals who probably are the “rich” and can’t see the purpose behind this whole thing. The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. As an added bonus, my children now think my pursuit of a DrPH is actually cool. Guest post policy i highly doubt that anyone wouldnt know what to do in a zombie outbreak. Seriously, you do need some sort of endurance knife/saw/hatchet. Guest blogger guidelines Although some criticise the CDC for wasting taxpayer money by making this graphic novel about state during the zombie apocalypse, it is a clever way to make being prepared for a crisis more palatable to the public. EVERYONE, businesses, hospitals, fire/police stations and myself, were caught completely off-guard. What I really like about you is that your writing style. I beleive for starters, everyone should watch Zombieland. for those whiney about there tax dollars being wasted cuz they believe its imposibble ur a idiot cdc did a great job on this and i dont believe they wasted a ton of cash to write a simple article on solanum virus i believe warning the public of potential saftey hazards is important including this one u must always be prepared even in this instance they would not post it if it is not a potential threat and while im running from u cuz ur a flesh eating freak that cant take advice i’ll be laughing at ur ignorance. Contributing writer I want it to happen I demand it to happen (walking dead “tv show” type zombies though).   I’m talking about chasing down game, carrying a 200-pound deer back to camp through heavy brush, processing an animal, building a fire to cook the meat, and of course, fighting off zombies. I found a lot of interesting collection as part of your blog. Can I have the the movie rights please. All it takes is right kind of virus and it would cause that to people… But if you really would see zombies walking aroung in streets most people would panic including me. Included is a personal readiness checklist so you can take action once you’re done reading. Guest blogger guidelines When that happens it’s like “ok, you’re on your own two feet now, get on with it. I lived thru Northridge hoo-hah and afterwards, without power, without gas, without water, for almost a week. Guest posting guidelines i seen a zombie please be aware i dont see any more if you see them then call at 4804959281 ill tell you a safe place LAY LOW dont cry turn off lights and cover windows. To master archery and broadsword combat; to learn to manufacture fabric, bread, ceramic cookware and wood furniture by hand; to perfect the preindustrial arts of iron craft and tanning: Yes, there are worse things to carry into a post-apocalyptic world than a membership card to the Society for Creative Anachronism. Guest poster wanted I include a lightweight tent with mine 🙂. Become a contributor extraordinary preparedness guide to have at this time of year. It’s a fun and humorous way to get peoples attraction to make a safety kit in case of emergencies. Just another sad truth about our world today. The trailer for the second season of The Walking Dead just premiered at Comic-Con and I KNOW all you zombie-enthusiasts will eat this up! Can’t WAIT for the new season!!!. This is what will happen in 2012…. I resent being delineated as a threat. Only thing I’ve got to say is, double tap, baby. Become a guest blogger but a brick or concrete wall will do. Those who say, “The public doesn’t need to defend their own families during times of social breakdown because the police will do it. That means TenPoint’s Vapor RS470 shoots an arrow 56% as fast as a. Now I will take everything you morons say so seriously… Not!. the CDC isnt saying zombies are real, theyre using the title to attract sci-fi lovers to stop watching the walking dead and prepare for natural disasters. get prepped it might happen because of covid 19. this is a potent threat and i do think people should take this serious. In gain this is a great article about preparedness for any line of work. Wear the masks, now take the vaccine. I complety left this out sorry your going to need to hit up a gas station right after taking your school bus/rig. the goverment has been the evil undead for years now. So it would be wise to either set up an environment with limited vulnarability either your home or elsewhere and store the items there. Finally, social unrest, riots, and starvation that will lead to starving violent people. Want to write a post they become cannabals to survive. They are surely the walking dead as they enter in the morning, and do not perk up until around 5:00pm as they exit…. If you are reading this, I sincerely hope you weren’t surprised by Americans’ collective frightened consequence. Covid-19 has shown us that the “zombies” aren’t what we thought they would be.


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Keep it near your safety zone which you should go to FIRST thing you learn of the zombies achievement your area. It is physically and scientifically impossible for an actual zombie eruption or apocalypse to occur. i think that we all should take zombies earnestly because if yo have built a zsk (zombie,survival,kit) you can use it for any situations. Your website is passing great … carry on the work!. what if zombies come, whenn theres a hurricane AND a tornado?!?!?!!?1//1. You never know how long you would be in that kind of predicament, so it is always nice to be over prepared when encountering these kinds of situations, better safe than sorry. Want to contribute to our website The only issue is the Cummins 12v and NV4500 never came in a Squarebody, so that requires some fabrication, either by you or from someone who is mechanically inlined. I love the fact that even the CDC has taken advantage of the Zombie Craze to get its message of preparedness out to the masses. Nor is there anything in it to seal the house. So as someone said before its a way to attract peoples attention and knowing of what to do if a natural adversity happens. ”In an odd way it makes sense… I think?. My biggest concern is fresh water, where to find it how to keep it drinkable and how long will the water supply be down if we DO avoid battlefield at the hands of the zombie hordes. K if this is an absolute real threat, make sure to look at “Zombie Survival Guide” by Max Brooks. Just saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for the fantasti c lucidity in your writing. When it comes to defense, nothing beats a Benelli M4 semi-automatic shotgun. Ba alert at all times, trade off keeping watch at night and help each other out. I’ll make sure to keep myself prepared for the apocalypse. Want to write for i’ve been address preparedness for nearly 30 years and i’m also a zombie movie fan. However depending on how fast the infection spread they might shut down air travel, in which case I would try to find location closer. and then what oh Yeah we can live minute to minute like the characters on “The Walking Dead” waiting for the moment we will be eaten by Zombies. There are tons of other resources out there too. I wouldn’t sugest an aluminum baseball bat, perhaps wood, gotta be able to drive the nails through it. Nor is there anything in it to seal the house. Submitting a guest post This is what the CDC means by having a zombie apokolipse preparedness kit. ” What should my kit include to survive them?. After reading this blog post, and the subsequent plethora of halfway sane sounding citizens going on about movie monsters coming to life and attacking the planet, perhaps you should make an emergency preparedness plan for such evils as Frankenstein’s monster, Dracula, and the Wolfman. Become guest writer just info they dont want people to know about! them not accepting my comment tells me ALL i need to know! i will not go to one of them “camps” they call “safe”. Am I the only one that believes this to be weird and sadistic? CDC you have lost all cool point. Maybe not all of our acquaintances believe in the power of zombies taking over, but a natural disaster is bound to occur at some point in your lives. I do not believe that any of you guys really think zombies exist. During a “Zombie Apocalypse”, you’ll need to be armed. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work). So I hope this helps for when the Zombpocolypse hits. Contributor guidelines They are movies, and any person that cannot understand the difference needs to have all diversion empty from their lives, as they are not mature enough to handle them. Used your advice to stock up on survival supplies years before the zombies (disguised as a virus) invaded Italy in 2020. Once reanimated the animal survived for several days. But of course, when considering my lists you must consider that it will be difficult to carry so many of these items. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN OR WHEN IT COULD HAPPEN. I think this is an excellent campaign for the CDC to breathe life back into disaster preparedness. For those that are upset that preparedness is being address this way… GET OVER IT… this is a great way to get to people, especially young people, to really look at what they need. Sponsored post Running and killing zombies all day is going to put a toll on your body. Well if they move like those from “Night of the Living Dead”, we’re cool. Thus the Zombie scenario again. Ask yourself why they would need an vaccine if there was no virus? And why was the vaccine not mentioned in this article?. Also, large, strategical bridges should be destroyed and ferries be offered in place so that zombies would be better isolated to land masses. The CDC leadership should resign in shame. Submit article kind of a focus with all of the tornadoes, floods, and other natural disasters happening on a regular lately. Because the zombies running wasn’t enough. My 2-cents, I’m not worried about zombies but being prepared just makes sense. Most of these dumb people out there think that if zombies suddenly appear that they should go protect their loved ones. Guest blogger guidelines A warning of a Zombie Apocalypse!!!! It’s coming and I don’t care which one of you is standing in front of me all zombied out! I will end you as fast as any other zombie!. Mock the government’s attempts to warn you and bicker among yourselves, but we are here now. I get the joke, and the purpose of the post. wow its really cool to see this movie the ZOMBIE i love watching movie when i get home. i’ve been address preparedness for nearly 30 years and i’m also a zombie movie fan. DONT WORRY, IM NOT ONE WHOSE WORRIED SO MUCH ABOUT THE COST AS MUCH AS THE RESULT. if zombie’s really attacked the world that could prove the world is screwed royally!. Just as the characters of the graphic novel did not know what the truth was and trusted the media to tell them what to do, the people listening in 1938 trusted Welles to tell the truth and assumed that there was no dramatization occurring. The fact that you think this blog costs extra demonstrates that you have probably not been to the blog before, which has been in existence for quite some time now. Please put a disclaimer on this article that this is not true. We are just setting us all up for failure…. In the movie “Wings of Desire. Guest author Lol, thanks for your comment! wink Glad you found it helpful. They’ve done their job well with this, and it’s something I feel I can relate with rather than a bunch of drone formal banter I’d fall asleep reading about. Howdy I am so excited I found your website, I really found you by accident, while I was searching on Digg for something else, Anyways I am here now and would just like to say cheers for a remarkable post and a all round interesting blog (I also love the theme/design), I donit have time to read through it all at the moment but I have saved it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read a lot more, Please do keep up the fantabulous work. During that time men will loooong for death but it will be taken from them. Contributor guidelines My 2-cents, I’m not worried about zombies but being prepared just makes sense. gov, which is CDC’s blog server, is located on a server outside of our primary Website. That water then needs a means of reaching a viable location. As a general roundup, there’s a couple of points to consider. i will be going to wall mart you can close thoes big metal gates they have canned goode generators firearms and stuff batteries meds camping and cooking supplies ( grills) climb to the roof after it is locked down all doors and have 360 degree security you could last there untill the water ran out ( bottles). I love that you covered the issue this way! You might interested in a group called Zombie Squad that is centred around exactly this idea -using the coming zombie calamity to get people interested in general emergency preparedness. Guest blogger guidelines Excellent! Maybe something on the “21 December 2012 Apocalypse” would be entertaining too. As a soldier, i’ve BEEN on the short side of supplies many times, even in war, so plan, plan, and Prepare. Don’t say you weren’t warned. Medium is an open platform where 170 million readers come to find insightful and dynamic thinking. Guest posts wanted The CDC is a individual treasure- a sense of humor while focused on saving lives. Want to contribute to our website This is one very clever article making the vast majority of people prepare for the so called Zombie Apocolypse while really preparing them for any berth. Excellent! It is not a waste of money in my view and will encourage readers who normally wouldn’t. Sponsored post: I find it hilarious and odd that the CDC posted this over a year ago as a joke. Plus coffee and/or coco and extra cups. I personally have a room stocked and ready for the zombie apocalypse. There are different ways to prevent a zombie getting you. 2nd I like how this post has a very mock feeling to it. Guest-post Weapons will be needed…Good luck to all of you when the shit hits the fan. Even the earliest zombie movies like George Romero’s 1969 Night of the Living Dead create allegory in zombie films, referring to racism as well as the state of society in the Sixties. Everything the CDC is putting out is everything you need to do in any disaster type situation. Become a guest blogger I was fortunate in that our home already had an subway rainwater collection tank when we moved in. let me just say…if this does happen it IS satans demons that are th zombies and all Gods children have been called to heaven…get a life !!. Blog for us Hahahahahaha this is real? Omg! 😀 Yay! xD. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Great way to show how to prepare for crisis. Let’s quit making this a matter of politics and make it a matter of public health awareness and emergency preparedness, which is exactly what it is. And i yhink tht eating raw zombie flesh. Become a contributor If I were forced to engage in close-quarters combat I would at least have some sort of eye protection with long sleeves. Now if we can just get the Obama Administration to support it…think Vote Zombie Zombie Democrat/Zombie Republican 2012…would make for a pretty awesome shirt or campaign button/bumper sticker. Thanks CDC for the warning and the laughs. Sponsored post: The one’s complaining will be the FIRST ones crying about the Government’s lack of response if such a crisis did develop. com/projects/1002297760/a-babys-first-book-of-zombies!. With all the crazy diseases out there, I’m sure there’s something that might cause a zombie-like outbreak, but it’s obvious that people would rather prepare for thing that will never happen over things that happen around them daily. Have loads of food and drink, maybe a working restroom, and beds. Maybe THAT zombie calamity isn’t so far fetched. With the city teetering on the brink of collapse, the first thing you want to reach for — after the Xanax — is a well-stocked “bug out” bag. Accepting guest posts If there is any such disaster similar to the one delineate above, my first thing in the list of my survival kit is my AK. And with modern science, we COULD engineer the Green Flu (which is rabies-flu hybrid; spreads like the flu, attacks like rabies). It really depends on the zombies. I believe we’ve had like 500 and thing leapyears. now there finally taking it seriously!. Jacob is willing to help with any outbreak. I mean seriously, I pay taxes, I support learning even if it is through unorthdox means. Why do so many of you not see the point? This is not a waste of money, it is getting the message out using a popular social standard for today, maybe you would prefer readiness framed in prepping for urban bombing of WWII?. They don’t want armed scared americans roaming the streets or showing up to red cross sites with rifles and shot guns lol. This is a guest post by Thats the basics when you leave any localization for new surroundings. wow its really cool to see this movie the ZOMBIE i love watching movie when i get home. plenty of engergy bars, water and of course…AMMO for the Zombies!. ) that may strike at any moment. if ur bitten don’t go to ur kit ask someone to kill u… cuz thats how they spread fast. The most representational way a zombie apocalypse could happen is through a rabies like disease(like in “World War Z”).


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look up the author Max Brooks, and his book the zombie survial guide. I would like to suggest that it also pays to educate yourself about the best tactics to take ahead of time, so that in an emergency, when you have little time to think, you will make smart choices. Being ready is always a good idea. I’ve consecrated a whole section of my garage to my various kits, just to be sure. I feel very uneasy if there were a serious emergency to happen because I know that my family and I are unprepared for such an event. People are very ill all over the coast of the Gulf and this is not National News. Things stated here clearly say that they are to be used in ANY emergency, [including] the “zombie apocalypse”. To be honest if anybody really believes in zombies they need to check in with a mental institution I mean I watch my share of horror films but I don’t in reality believe it would happen in real life It’s all a bunch of entertaining nonsense. if you are in no troble(zombie,disaster) study the facts. to all you critics “limber up” and grow a sence of humor Thanks CDC. What an excellent way to get people to prepare for real-life emergency scenarios! Whoever thought up this post should get a bonus. I have always thought that this could be possible. What a great info, thank you for sharing. Like they say anything you can imagine is real. Ok, just because am safe now, in this place, doesn’t mean I wanna be here for ever, like where can I move on to as my ultimate goal, a safer place. If you are the Alpha male of your house hold, then most likely you have shielded them, provided for them, and protected them their whole lives. You all who are complaining about wasted tax dollars will be screwed whenever the loved ones you once knew are running at you trying to eat your face. Are you trying to make everyone a “terrorist”? What’s up with the mixed messages? I think this needs to be reported as suspicious activeness. There are commenters who do not seem to be aware that this is a humorous way to get people involved in emergency preparedness. Given the choice, I would have believed in a “Zombie Apocalypse” first! 😉. Tip 4: You never know how long it will be during the zombie occurrence before you can restock supplies such as water, food, ammo, or medicine. Submit your content And to address the issue of combat off the living dead: The Zombie Combat Club. I REALLY BELIEVE BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WUD BELIEVE IT ENOUGH. But you'll need to be dead first. But it will happen! Well done CDC!. Always put some cash in a ziplock bag and put that in your kit as well. If you consider if the power goes out it might be a minor inconvenience. They are the Center for Disease Control, after all. This was a very well thought out idea. I honestly think you completely missed the point of this web page. well im set, i got boxes of c rations and a few guns in the house,aint non zombies touchin me. in other words, DOWN WITH THE ZOMBIE-HATERS!!. Being inclined for the worst-case scenario is always a good idea, so INSIDER spoke to Professor Lewis Dartnell, senior editor of Astrobiology journal and author of "The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Civilization in the Aftermath of a Cataclysm," to learn what casual people should do to make it through a latent world-ending hardship. Very interesting to say the least. We must come together in the hard times, not turn against each other and see who can survive. Now if only we could find a fun and innovative way to stress the importance of reading comprehension, so that the poor souls who have been upset by this blog post will have some hope of someday getting this joke. There is a lot of good resources on the computer network too about protection from zombies. In all seriousness, if people have the means to prepare for an uncertain future, and they dont do it, then they are going to be kicking themselves. I don’t know what will happen when the world ends but I do know that I have so many friends who have horrible zombie dreams that seem so realistic and a lot of them have the same dreams together. I’m not just suggesting that a Zombie out brake could happen, I’m saying it REALLY could happen, I don’t know much about it but sometime between 1870 and 1890, (I can remember the exact date but it was definitely between those dates) there was a minor Zombie Outbreak in London. This is a guest post by CDC’s primary Web servers that house CDC’s health information, irruption data and emergency brake information are protected by a caching service that allows our servers to handle dramatic increases in traffic. WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!zombies here i come. either that or they were working on thing and something went wrong but they stopped but since it was a close call so again they made this article. The user must take control of their food supply. Green onions, radishes, arugula, dill, and parsley may also be planted in the fall. I honestly can’t believe some people are taking this at face value and completely missing the point that this is the CDC’s way of getting people’s attention about disaster preparedness. Make a farm on the roof for an unlimeded supply od food and use weapons from the hunting section and finally use large buckets/ bens to catch rain water to drink. There are now escape chutes (basically, giant collapsible fabric tubes for shinnying down) and small parachutes. When there is no more room in hell, the dead shell walk the earth. some one should invent a sign that you can put up on a building to let people now your ok. The average person doesn’t think about if the power goes down mainstream, you can’t flush the toilet. There are several reasons why I’m looking forward to a real Zombie Apocalypse. ‘I’ve always wanted to live out in the bush and be self-directed since I was very young. Kind of like ‘Fallout’ the game. ballgame bats, golf clubs, ect. Guest post policy If they where, you’d see me hiding in a tree. “For $100, let’s say you get five silver coins,” said an urban preparation expert who goes by the nom de guerre Selco. From your tons of comments within your posts, I suppose Im one of many! continue the impressive work. U HAVE TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS CRAP?! THE CDC DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. for real they know its GONNA happen thats why they made it…. In such a premise zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. Call it Cannibalism or a living ‘zombie’, it doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t sugest an atomic number 13 ball game bat, perhaps wood, gotta be able to drive the nails through it. Become guest writer We would like to add that the loved mode of transport, a Hummer H2. They are the Center for Disease Control, after all. Great job getting young people to take preparedness seriously CDC!. You all just proved their point for doing this. Writers wanted Get in touch with our news team by emailing us at webnews@metro. To receive email updates about this page, enter your email address:. I know that zombies is dicey but the thing is how long can a zombie live without food and drinks because all living things required energy to survive and my other question is can zombie survived from electric shock?. Say the electrical grid takes a big hit no power. In short great post…really amazing…Thank you so much for sharing this amazing info…. and if you were so pissed about the CDC using our tax money and wasting your time, why bother to read this in the first place? And just so everyone knows…. Instead of zombies attacking the house, image a blizzard trapping them inside the house with no potential for escape. Become an author If this wasn’t such a waste of taxpayer dollars (and Federal worker time) it might be funny. Streams and creeks with watercress growing in them can be considered safe to drink heterosexual person from the source. Personally it is about time people think about all the possible senarios of the apocolapyse. Hasn’t content taught us anything?. I think my readers will enjoy this “official” statement by the CDC. Perfect work you have done, this site is really cool with wonderful substance. You have got to be kidding me!!!! These are the same idiots that are telling us to wear a mask. There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. This post was written by In any survival spot you must have food, water, shelter & protection. Plus they put it in a way to teach the younger generation for a more likely devastation. Just remember…Rule #1: Cardio. My brother and I talk constantly aobut A Zombie Apocalypse. I have witnessed first hand the effects of drug abuse…insanity, suicide attempts, dead children and the list goes on and on. I don’t know about you guys,but I think this really mighy happen so I think this page helps a whole lot. Want to write a post Step 6: find a ham radio or a radio for a emergency broadcast Step 7: take shifts around bedtime,wakeup at 7:30 am take 2 or 3 hour shifts. Also, this ISN’T so far fetched as they DO have the biological means of turning this into a reality…do a little look into. For the better part of a century, the threat of a devastating pandemic has been the stuff of history books or Hollywood science fiction. “There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for” how amazing is it !1!1!. Also how the CDC works to combat these situations. very clever how you named the article zombies so people would read it even though it is all about hurricanes. I can see by some of the comments that are negative – some people did not read it before replying. And the readiness kit they describe really is a good emergency readiness kit in general. well maybe i can move the colony a little closer to Kentucky. So it is physically impossible for zombies to ever exist. Submit your content and for the noobs please get Jug and pack your weapons before we finish the easter egg. When there is a disaster, you likely can’t call for help. I LOVE ZOMBIES!!!!!!! eat them for breakfest, lunch and even dinner. Guest posting I wonder how many GS-15s it took to put this together. Want to write for Governments and organisations usually let out little snippets of information before an event or occurrence. Considering the ever increasing use of drugs and crime, not to mention how viruses and bacteria can mutate? I find it entirely practicable that between them all, an outbreak of “zombies” can happen. NASA's Planetary Defense Coordination Office keeps track of "Near Earth Objects" and even those giant space rocks defined as "Potentially Hazardous Objects" are still only within 4. fake it is not gonna happen only god knows. Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. Contribute to our site Encourage your neighbors to be prepared for tragic events, which are not just for an apocalypse, but a natural adversity as well. Submit a guest post Is this for real? Is consideration of the public even considered in “blogging” anymore. My 2-cents, I’m not worried about zombies but being prepared just makes sense. I will instantly grab your rss feed to stay well-read of any updates. Zombies can’t bite through chain mail, they only have teeth.


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If u ever use tht Ull understand. I did an interview and profile with the group on my blog a while ago. Guest author So, its good to be prepared for any scientific disaster…. Preparedness is a serious matter, and so are zombies. The point being that the body was beginning to decompose when he came back to life and the doctors seem to believe that the brain parasite were accountable for his reanimation. We also send our college students to school prepared with a ‘Two-week Emergency Food Box’, A Flu Kit/Medical Kit and a 72 hour Kit is in each vehicle. What a fun, creative way to teach kids (and Adults) about emergency response kits! My boys now have taken interest in our 72 hr kit, where it is, and what is in it. The cartoon is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. i see this a possibly the start of the zombie apocalypse, why give out i guide now, i belive that there preparing us for the near futre, is there somthing the govermant isn’t telling us?. Become a contributor I do wonder if the person who wrote this is in need of an assistant? I would enjoy working for such a forward thinking and unique individual. I wasent sure about zumbies but yes I allways prepare with food in cans watter, medicine and tools like lamps radios cell phones, and not just me but allway try to tell my family to be in case of an emergency for any kind of dessaster. this is a potent threat that i believe should be taken serious. Next thing we know they are going to make videos showing us how to survive a zombie attack and play it on national TV, just like they use to do during the Cold War, “How To Survive A Nuclear Attack”. Now if a virus mutated which is likely since viruses tend to mutate at some point, could the zombie cataclysm become a reality? It’s always better safe than sorry. Thank you for the post and great job!. I enjoyed reading the graphic novel: Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic because it was short (36 pages), a bit humorous and offered easy-to-follow tips to prepare for a, well, zombie apocalypse. In movies, shows, and literature, zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids. It puts out some good useful pointers. If it doesn’t hapen, great! If it does, I’m prepared. CDC would provide specialized resource to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. Writers wanted The CDC has long been my favorite governmental agency, but this just makes them even cooler; Next, how about a speech communication of the movie Contagion?.  English pdf icon[PDF – 27 MB] | Español pdf icon[PDF – 2 MB]. Articles wanted Others come with zero warning, giving you minutes to make a life or death decision. I also realized that most of this was in a Reading Plus lesson I did. The CDC takes a different address to help inform those of a potential catastrophe and used comedic relief to be not only entertaining but also instructive. Pets are an important part of your temporary state plan. Anyone who forgets that important part of the Z plan will be the bait and food for the zombies so everyone else can escape 🙂 Thanks for taking care of that part of my plan for me CDC. You do a good job here; continue the fine efforts. Contribute to our site now if the cdc would just have utilisation drills in my area that would make my day. thank you very nice website article. I say…useful message 😀 thanks CDC!. Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. I would have lots of Twinkies, and any other foods that don’t expire, Coca Cola, coffee and water for food and beverage supplies. What if you can’t get thru to 911? What if law and order whole collapsed? What if those societal buttresses were suddenly (maybe permanently?) yanked out from under you? Obviously, the CDC can only do its’ particular procedure in all this, but you see where I’m going. Submit an article Priorities have severely become screwed up. I’d come more to heavy about people trying to feed their family after thing happens, because they wont care about anyone when the kids are starving/freezing, etc. wow:) the one fear that i’v had for the longest time. ” what the angels admire most about humans is our art and stories. Vehicles are also an essential, trucks rather diesel that lasts the longest and is the least commonly used, and pedal bikes for those involved in your escape plan. I watched the show “the walking” dead last weekend with a friend by the way it was pretty fun you guys should check it out. Sponsored post: We are necessary to train for everything else…. I don’t mind the fun of such an article, but it can be very disturbing for those who suffer from this disorder. zombies lose muscle control due to a body that is no longer operation to preserve itself. Is this real like will it happen sometime. “If we look at examples of systematic social breakdowns, like Argentina in 2001, or the war in the Balkans, goods that people understood on an intrinsic level clearly carried the most value when trading — cans of food, gas, batteries, cheap Bic lighters,” he said. Articles wanted How could you forget a firearm from an emergency kit?. Writers wanted I THINK THAT’S WHEN GOD WILL STEP IN………. Looking for guest posts Let’s let history be our teachers. Btw, we all know what \”isolation and quarantine\” mean. So it is really working or its totally waste , can we use this trick in zombie apocalypse??. U HAVE TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS CRAP?! THE CDC DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. The idea is to get the attention of people who would differently not prepare for REAL, ACTUAL emergencies. NBC nightly news mentioned this post in its broadcast yesterday. Where there is the posibility of a Zombie outbreak it is unlikely that it will happen in the manner we think it will. Then going up Maslow’s Hierarchy, they would likely seek food and water, health, and eventually reconnection with civilzation. This is fantastic, being that I typically put out FEMA/CDC pamplets on preparing for any and all emergency issues for the people who come into my office…(somewhere not too far north of NYC itself) I applaud this. Sorry to break the terrible news. Don’t leave home unless you have to, pick a place that you know will be safe near by. Should you forget this part, you can loot some from the store afterward, but that could be dangerous. ‘I’d suggest everyone spend more time outdoors in the countryside and learn to appreciate the beauty of what we still have left before we lose it forever. I’ve joined your rss feed and look forward to looking for more of your excellent post. But really though, with all of the recent craziness, I’m getting ready regardless. Btw, we all know what \”isolation and quarantine\” mean. Guest blogger guidelines get a mountain bike and oozz for your tires ( they go where cars and trucks cant) 7. Contribute to our site Oh, and I live in Coral Springs (if you don’t know where it is, type it in on google maps), so am surrounded to the east and south by suburbs, and after that, cities. My question is for a chronic incident If the mess is out of food, supplies are out of food, and there is nowhere any can be purchased for the foreseeable future, where in the NIMS structure does the arena lie to go out and pioneer the growing, processing, and storage of it to feed the communities. Guest posts After all the events that took place in 2020 and now in 2021, I don’t know… this seems plausible. I might be seventeen but I’m prepared for it. We all must be prepared for natural disaters but i believe the undead walking the earth will be a glorious day for us zombie hunters. I met a hobo on the street the other day. Submit content The one we had need to be updated and refreshed. Guest-post This is purely genius of CDC to use this fictional hot favored to address serious life issues such as hand brake preparation. The zombies would be easier to kill than you think… Also if they 28 Weeks Later then I’m outta here. I’m not a lazy teen or millennial slacker or paranoid gamer-basement dweller – I’m a old attorney in a law social control agency (and my supervisors were the ones who sent me the link to this!). Also remember money will be worth nothing! You need a safe blace with no vents! They will smell you! Also be quiet and if you have a battery opperated radio. Contribute to our site They are simply using zombies in a manner that will reach a broader multitude in order to help spread the idea that people should have mentation kits in the case of an emergency. Others and my kids have already texted their friends…so how can it be a bed thing?? Look at how many people will take being equipped more seriously. U see i am a Boyscout and I am PREPARED. oh and leave the 500 000+ dead bodies of the swine flu victims alone please. It’s a place where everyone in a survivor’s group knows to meet. I wouldnt mind killing zombies but you have to be realistic. Also some pots and pans and soap. Either way, all I know is that I’m gonna survive it, no matter how hard it will be, there is always a way. All this talk about over population maybe the cdc needs to make a disease to wake up some Zombies. Submit blog post This is really a waste of time. some one should invent a sign that you can put up on a building to let people now your ok. Zombies are fictional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY UPSET THAT THE GOVERNMENT WOULD MAKE THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Guest post- “live perpetrators often require 2 to the chest, one to the head, secure to make them dead” Zombies however require “one to the head just to ensure they’re really dead”. Guest post opportunities I would have lots of Twinkies, and any other foods that don’t expire, Coca Cola, coffee and water for food and beverage supplies. One wonders (as I look at shelves bare of toilet paper and Lysol) how many who applauded this in 2011 practiced it. my mom says don’t worry girl it will be alright WELL IT ISN’T!!! I WATCHED LIKE SO MANY ZOMBIE MOVIES THAT I CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY I SAW!!! Now here is the advice THAT IS SUPPOSED TO HELP!!!: 2. Have a group of at least 5 people that you trust(with your life prefreferably) and stay in the safe zone within the area of your safe zone with minimum contact with the outside, only have 1 access point for maximum safety(make it hard to get to without help from your group). In the opening paragraph it says this is for “example”. Presently I dont need to sacrafice one of my companions so I can get away. Blog for us I honestly can’t believe some people are taking this at face value and completely missing the point that this is the CDC’s way of getting people’s attention about disaster preparedness. Therefore, they are often caught unawares when a disaster (natural or worse, man-made) strikes. I love that you covered the issue this way! You might interested in a group called Zombie Squad that is centred around exactly this idea -using the coming zombie calamity to get people interested in general emergency preparedness. Want to contribute to our website prepper favorite, a paint ball pistol loaded with ghost-chili-powder balls. I have always thought that this could be possible. Want to contribute to our website i don’t think many ppl realize this but the cdc isn’t actually taking zombies seriously, it’s just there joking way of grabbing our attention so they prepare us for a natural bad luck. If they’re Romero/Brooks, slow, lumbering zombies, a baseball bat will work just fine. If this wasn’t such a waste of taxpayer dollars (and Federal worker time) it might be funny. Submit article So thank you CDC, I honor your work, and the loss to your honor and pride. Meaning, no… Zombies are not taken seriously in this article. Submit a guest post Relief centers and areas dont have electrified fences and razor wire facing inward, also they dont have stratigecly placed watchtowers or the proper term called crow`s nests. Oh and buy the way Brian McGuiness I think the best deportation if the streets are filled with zombie is a Steam roller with and enclosed cab of course. In movies, shows, and literature, zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids. i know some guys who are a pretty frigin awsome when it comes to stuff like surviving a zombie catastrophe. Comments listed below are posted by individuals not associated with CDC, unless otherwise stated. There is a saying, if it quacks like a duck, chances are it’s a duck… and sometimes the truth lies in plain site. Guest post: An all effectual being would never let the little guy know when the final day is coming. big thanks to the author for new). UNLESS YOU HAVE A THING FOR THE UNDEAD. What should the average Brit be doing to prep?. I noticed that some of the comments about the emergency zombie preparedness kit were just very rude that the CDC would come up with this. Regardless of your take on “zombies”, this is a great way to look at emergency preparedness & survival. With so much extreme weather these days, never mind the zombies, look to the skies in the form of tornadoes, hurricanes and so on. cool i’m ready for the zombies!!!. We just watched Zombieland last week. I personally have a room stocked and ready for the zombie apocalypse.


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Guest post policy I do wonder if the person who wrote this is in need of an assistant? I would enjoy working for such a forward thinking and unique individual. for everyone saying this is a waste of time and/or money yu need to think if you are prepared for a zombie Book of Revelation you are prepared for anything. But no use all would be over run, they would have to leave lavatories and camps, we have hope. This is a guest post by Does the CDC think that those nonmeaningful zombies with a taste for living brains are going to leave everybody alone just because they are carrying a bag with a gallon of water and a couple of sandwiches in it? Are zombies going to meekly scratch at the door and wait for somebody to come out to check the mailbox? And are the cops really going to respond within a fair amount of time when the zombies are chewing on your children?. This an passing fun way of sensitizing the general public about the need for emergency preparedness. When this happens the world as we know it well vanish and never be the same again. I feel like I’m around zombies all day. So all the angry bloggers, lay off…. Write for us Tip 5: What’s the worst thing that can happen to you during a zombie outbreak? Well other than the obvious (infection) the answer is: depression. is this real…i mean sireously if it is prove it. So IF there ever was a zombie outbreak, rather than going to a “shellter” or “camp” where IF the infected did get inside, they would most likely cause an outbreak inside, it’s actually best to wait inside a place you are familiar with, that is safe for at least the first two weeks, because there would be no blood circulation eventually the zombies bodies would have an advance level of decomposition and start to deteriorate which would effect their front more and cause them to be much slower, which would be easier to deal with. Although the CDC has put a modern pop culture twist on this, it is still just basic exigency state. This article makes me have SO much more respect for the CDC. Although the CDC has put a modern pop culture twist on this, it is still just basic emergency preparedness. Submit article What may you suggest in regards to your post that you simply made some days ago? Any sure?. Although it is only a fire drill, it is a perfect example of how most people don’t have anything prepared for time an emergency. the CDC has taken real info and put it into an arcticle that anyone will read. I think you guys should give a more realistic perspective on this, such as what would cause such a disease to spread? I think you should put up more valid information to back up what you have to say. That includes, food, water, medical supplies, and firearms. Dead flesh has nothing to do with it. Does this mean that the Fema camps that are being willing for us will be safe from the Zombies? So all of my supplies that I have been storing for years are worthless…maybe I will just buy an AK47 and rig it with a powersaw just in case. Become a contributor Underground safehouses are key. Reading the graphic novel: Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic was really humorous. I am sure you people just suck!. The zombies community has been waiting for this. Medical kids, small to field hospital, what you can afford. Evey Easter we encourage this Zombie uprising!! IT must be stopped!! LOL!. I bookmarked it to my bookmarker website record and will in all probability be checking back soon. Create the problem and then offer the solution, that is the trick to win the game (like Mr Bush did it in Irak, for example). As it stands, the information has gone untouched since 2011 and leaves a person discomfited. Accepting guest posts They can’t cure the common cold and you trust them with this madness?. It’s assuring that if it ever did occur, we at the least wouldn’t have to deal with the CDC sitting on their butts denying the possibility, just because the idea stemmed from a mix of movies and twists on valid cultural events. Accepting guest posts Also though im sure that the Men and Women at the CDC are hard working Doctors and researchers and general all around medical gurus im not too sure the cure rate you guys have is so high maybe 2 or 3 in 50 years or so and besides everyone knows the only real cure for a Zombie is a bullet, or something into the brain matter. I only wish for people to remember that you have to think solutions through. Seriously, all of you people on the thread complaining about the CDC wasting tax dollars on making a “Zombie Apocalypse Prepardness Guide” don’t get the actual reason they posted it. As a member of a cataclysm response team, I take this matter more seriously then the majority of you “gamers” and “movie guru’s”. With Obama’s issued warning on Tuesday when he said social security measures payments and veterans’ checks, among other payments, could be at risk if negotiators don’t reach a deal to raise the debt limit above $14. too late to prepare for that one now. I truly believe that a Zombie Apocalypse could happen! Maybe not today, next year or even 10 years. when we know they exist EVEN if we did not actually see one. Guest posts wanted Interesting read and great info on preparation indeed. ” What should my kit include to survive them?. That is why humans are getting so violent more because they get angry over something so small you will kill the other person, not really biting them or thing but find thing else to use. Become a guest blogger The CDC says in the article, there “may be” some kind of disease agent, now or in the future, the effect of which could resemble a zombie. if you can find some kind of radio transmitter put a signal out for help and wait for a day or two and keep an eye where you say youll meet incase its a set up if someone hears it…thats all for now. It shall be a Zika Zombie Baby Paradise. Submit content It really angers me to see people protestant about there money being a waste as it goes to places such as the CDC. Accepting guest posts I’m gonna be called Zombie Slayer. This campaign wasn’t just an amusing way to publicise hardship preparedness. Guest blogger I found a lot of interesting information as part of your blog. I am retired from the Army and Current Army Civilian Employee and we have been preparing for the worst since I can remember. It is interesting to think about and good to know other people think about it too. I’ve been saying that for years, and felt so strongly about it, I decided to start a business providing people with a source to Stay safe. But we have no hope on other but are selfs and the people who r with us. I ran out of time to read all 200+ posts on this discussion, so I am sorry if I am repeating this, but if you want to add one more thing to your Zombie Kit, don’t forget pet food, leashes and/ or carriers. that rule states that if there is if an event has even a one percent chance of occurring then there must be a plan for its to deal with it. Guest post opportunities zombies noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!. Considering where we are today with Covid-19, I’d like CDC to update the materials and re-release the materials so we as a people are better mentally and functionally prepared to address this pandemic and the next one- and there will be a next one. Submit content Does the CDC think that those nonmeaningful zombies with a taste for living brains are going to leave everybody alone just because they are carrying a bag with a gallon of water and a couple of sandwiches in it? Are zombies going to meekly scratch at the door and wait for somebody to come out to check the mailbox? And are the cops really going to respond within a fair amount of time when the zombies are chewing on your children?. To survive this out break you will have to know a couple things besides a normal med kit and food and water. It’s a lot lighter than liquid water and stays potable indefinitely. Let alone the normal rotting under the sun. I really enjoyed the CDC’s literary composition comic about what would happen during the worst disaster imaginable: a zombie apocalypse. I had to link your idiotic comment btw “crashemt”. i have my kit made and im ready for the Book of Revelation bring it on zombies i will be waitning. , who helps run a site called Bug Out Bag Academy. you need doctors, soldiers (preferably armed civilians), a radio, tons of fresh food and water, medical supplies, a place for a base (i have a design for a colony. Jonathan Levine’s Warm Bodies addresses post-9/11 America and the division among citizens it caused. Contributor guidelines Obviously, zombies are not real (yet) but the effect of bad luck on infrastructure is very real. Just have to say, the basic preparation that the CDC is giving us, is more than adequate in any fall down of the earth. the best weapons in case of zed are ones that are easy to find and replace as well as light so frying pans, hardwood 2×4, sharpened sticks, and good old baseball bats work best if you have fire arms save them in case of the living who are evil. About a two years ago I had a nightmare about this actually occurrent. So many kids today really get hyped up for teh zombie appocalypse… Yeah i’ll admit that running around killing zombies without having to worry about going to prison sounds alright to me to at first anyway. I hope the president is aware of this situation and is forming a committee to look into a possible vaccine to prevent this from happening. And to those saying weapons over essentials, it does not matter if you have a gun to fire or bat to swing if you don’t have the persuasiveness to lift them due to muscle fatigue from dehydration or starvation. Yep there was a zombie attack in Miami Florida and from what I hear one in Texas now not too sure on that one. I would be worrying about protection. Zombies are already here; they’re called sheeple, and many of them are present commenting on this very article. ” That roll of old silver living accommodations might come in handy, too. now that we may have a zombie invasion maybe more people will see this and finally put some one in charge who can actually do thing for the country. Guest post policy add gasoline to the list helps alot. Food will be life-sustaining to your survival in the post-apocalyptic world, just like it is now. Thanks so much CDC! For showing the judgemental unbelievers, it is possible for a Zombie Infestation. Each citizen should take a little self social control and put a kit together with all the items listed by the CDC and Ready. this is a joking thing about the zombie apocalypse but it is getting sane people attention about the coming economic collapse. Submit guest article The CDC leadership should resign in shame. Guest post: i think zombie squad is a great idea. They will not be allowed to die. Glad you guys are looking out for us. Idk when but with all the newly discharged technology and all these experiments it wouldn’t surprise me if a zombie apocalypse actually happens. Please stay us up to date like this. ok, a few things i wanna clarify:. Sure, kayak pros counsel against newbies attempting a Hudson crossing. Here is a list for the neo-survivalist preparing for the catastrophe. Submit content Now I will take everything you morons say so seriously… Not!. Bath salt zombies are said to have almost super human strength, if that junk spread like crack or meth we might really have a problem. I think we should refrain from bashing the folks who ask things like “Is this for real?” or “How many of MY tax dollars were wasted?” Clearly these unfortunate individuals are lacking a functioning sense of humor (whether they were born that way, or whether the need was acquired through some tragic accident). They will not be allowed to die. I changed my mind after reading the article about disaster preparedness. What happens to the rescue plan if all the CDC folks become Zombies?. While this article is fairly light-hearted, it draws proper attention by a demographic that would not normally think of such preparedness techniques. They are offering advice for Americans in a fun way to increase the number of people that are actually prepared for an unforeseen circumstance, and I think that is a noble cause. Submit an article But for an off-grid solution, the atmospheric generator might be an option assumptive we can build a sufficiently powerful solar farm. Guest post policy Great job guys! I´m from Brazil, I was wondering… A zombie apocalypse, would be very good for the world, because whould be a chance to we back to a zero point. Articles wanted Wow really? Let’s prepare for zombies? Why not godzilla? Its nice to see what great lengths our government is going to lie to us and scare us into doing. I’ve been a fan of being zombie prepared. This is about natural disasters. The word “zombie” is simply to describe the starving deplorable hoards who are going to be looting during a major disaster. I’d like someone to answer this for me, Why do people freak out about old news that gets viral years later?. What about animals I have five horses and five dogs to think about and I aint never leaving them even if I had to die in the process!. I have divvied it between my primary bag, and a secondary “scout” bag, which is light weight.


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Or hell maybe if I take all the vaccines that merck is trying to inforce and become a zombie…you know what they say if you can’t beatem join em. Contribute to our site It Is Really useful Information Thank You For Sharing. With lack of food, I can see cannibalistic behavior arise. Please bring back the zombie T-Shirts PPLLLLEEEAASSSSEEEE!!!!! I had no idea there were t-shirts! I want to order 12 now!. What people don’t seem to understand is the CDC’s job is to be up and help others prepare for the worst. If you go all John Wick on that feral hog, even with suppressors, you potentially put you and your family in danger by drawing faculty to your localisation. With so many people in the cities, there will be panic and chaos. While sickness and death is arguably understandable, this worldwide “shelter in place” deal and the government deciding what businesses are essential and “non-essential” are on a whole other level. so dont worry your tax dollars are safe. Whether it be a bat, pistol, shotgun, bazooka, tank or a slingshot, you need thing to keep the pesky zombies off your front lawn. Think Katrina, think much larger scale, and think much longer duration. Become a guest blogger I can see everyone needing living essentials…but food, water, and medical supplies practically grow on tree’s in most areas. Zombies are just an accepted “catch all” rather than a section on surviving a pandemic, another on a super volcano outbreak, another on extinction level space object impacts, another on financial collapse… If you prep for a zombie outbreak, you are ready for just about any cataclysm you can think of. i have water medical supplies etc. Guest article In “Night of the Living Dead,” a group of people find themselves stuck in a house as a zombie outbreak is going on. Submit your content Personally, are you physically prepared to be durable in any situation requiring excellence?  And I’m not talking about scoring that sweet, dual-colored participation medal (with bonus action photo!) from the May Day 5K sponsored by Oracle. Who cares how fast they are you can clear the streets till the cows come home LoL. can’t believe you guys are falling for fictional scenarios now…go back and do some VALID research on the physical process of REAL zombification…it’s drug-induced!. Don’t forget non-electronic reading material!. Running zombies change everything. It was fun and serious at the same time, and well-received. They can’t find a cure or a cause of the problem. But not before you let Zombies sense where you’re withdrawing. I was pretty entertained by this, until I wondered how many tax dollars were wasted in the intellection of this article. Thanks for catching that Leon!. Has anyone made the correlation between what “zombies” act like, to what starving people will be like after a couple weeks without food? Stock up and prepare now, before the hoards of questionable “zombies” come out of the cities. Thier is no such thing as zombies who are going to attack us. IF a natural outbreak were to occur, they would not last more than a week. You can prepare for the effects of climate change (see natural disasters above) but there are also steps you can take to make a difference when it comes to the cause. I’m not just suggesting that a Zombie out brake could happen, I’m saying it REALLY could happen, I don’t know much about it but quondam between 1870 and 1890, (I can remember the exact date but it was emphatically between those dates) there was a minor Zombie Outbreak in London. “For $100, let’s say you get five silver coins,” said an urban preparation expert who goes by the nom de guerre Selco. Guest posters wanted swords don’t jam or run out of bullets. In Night of the Living Dead, when the apocalypse is happening, Ben uses the resources available to him in the house and since there is no preparation kit, it makes it harder to survive. I thought it was brilliant using a Hollywood Zombie scenario since so many are brainwashed with Hollywood these days. Its a wonderful way of getting kids and adults to think about how to protect life and property. to post # 266 u play to much plants vs zombies bro lol. This would also work for the undead type zombie as they would freeze solid in the arctic and be unable to move. Whether it be a bat, pistol, shotgun, bazooka, tank or a slingshot, you need thing to keep the pesky zombies off your front lawn. Become guest writer If you know your area, you can get to safety several ways. I’m really kind of scared that this may become full scale… I don’t mind death, but I don’t like being eaten alive. zombies lose muscle control due to a body that is no longer operation to preserve itself. Using the zombie apocalypse is a fun way to get people thinking about the basics of being prepared for an pinch. An the disease work likely be a form of rabies tht has mutated an took on the coming into court of H5N1 (avian) flu with the way it rapidly spreads in humans. I would like to thank the CDC, especially Rear Admiral Khan for this message. This is what the CDC means by having a zombie apokolipse preparedness kit. Knowing where water can be faithfully found is a skill that will save your life. Also, large, strategic bridges should be destroyed and ferries be offered in place so that zombies would be better disjunct to land masses. Why won’t the government admit that something is going on, because they don’t want us to panic and turn on them and each other? Oh it takes only one infected to get into a fema camp then everyone is toast literally. About time our government took this threat seriously. If you are the Alpha male of your house hold, then most likely you have shielded them, provided for them, and protected them their whole lives. Tip 1: As we have learned from zombies in movies, games, and books. Anyways, if you were a “huge zombie fan” like you claim, then you wouldn’t have left such a nitpicking comment. Thanks for sharing information. army met us at the border but we started launching Snickers at them and we snuck past.  English pdf icon[PDF – 27 MB] | Español pdf icon[PDF – 2 MB]. 45 bullet, but at only 65 decibels at the bow (compared to a. From your tons of comments within your posts, I suppose Im one of many! continue the impressive work. Become guest writer I know many people walk around care free thinking nothing can happen and everything will be provided by the government, well we seen how that worked out after a few hurricanes. But if some disease ever came to infect people on earth creating any sort of zombie like apocalypse, i would recommend reading “The Zombie Survival Guide” by Max Brooks. Anyone who wants a great education course for themselves and their family shoot us an email. Obviously its very unlikely that the bodies of dead human beings will come back and feast on us as they’ve been dead for tens and hundreds of years. max, about your post, number 1225 on November 19, 2012 at 8:16pm ET you say Zombies aren’t real, well at the moment there not but it is possible that it could happen and you say a Zombie outbreak is about as likely as a Vampire outbreak, but the thing is years ago (and i mean YEARS AGO) there was such thing as Vampires. What leaks out to the public is just a glimpse of whats really going on. Jacob is willing to help with any natural event. 99 percent of the major contaminants that can be found after a nuclear event. Our Gov’t has nothing better to spend our tax dollars on?. Zombies can’t bite through chain mail, they only have teeth. Considering where we are today with Covid-19, I’d like CDC to update the materials and re-release the materials so we as a people are better mentally and functionally prepared to address this pandemic and the next one- and there will be a next one. My English teacher assigned us a “survival project” and this was the most reliable source she gave us…. When I saw Jon’s email, I know the post will be good and I am surprised that you wrote it man!. But at the same time, full of useful information. Don’t get muddleheaded haters… This blog is very logical, the CDC is simply using this oppurtunity to tap into a segement of the population that they cannot normally reach… These are dollars well spent and the goal is obviously for serious disasters and the need to have an emergency kit… duh. All life in the oceans is wiped out from the poison that was growing on the broken planet and that starts stinking all over the world big time. ive curntly packed up and left florida headed to my fater inlaws house in the mountains of colorado were we have all of the supply we need to be the final surrviors and for u none believers go to Fox. We must come together in the hard times, not turn against each other and see who can survive. The Government wastes tax payer money on much “dumber” things. Put it this way – no one ever died from too much good information! When the zombies are at your door, you’ll wish you’d paid more attention to this and less to American-friggin’-Idol! And don’t forget – Cardio, cardio, cardio (w/the occasional double-tap!). MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!! STAY ALIVE 🙂. You really have to check your assumptions: think about the little things that you take for granted. And the major things to remember is 1 no one’s coming for you,2 no place will be safe,3 there’ll more than likely be no cure,4 don’t trust anyone except family,5 be smart,6 learn how to survive,7 prepare to lose,8 only remember your past life to keep your humans and remember the things you’ve lost, 9 stay healthy,10 don’t be afraid of anything that’ll keep you back and probably get you killed. We would like to add that the loved mode of transport, a Hummer H2. At least they can identify an emergengy with zombie-apocalypse and act and react consequently if and when the time comes. Did our tax dollars go to this tripe? B. It was covered on CBS News, ABC News, Huffington Post, The Colbert Report, LA Times and a host of other news and entertainment outlets around the country and overseas. good site!! You should start many more. You might want to follow up to this topic!?!. Guest author if you run up stairs destroy the stairs, and 2. It grabs the attention of many people and educates them on the importance of emergency preparedness. OMFG are u all insane ?? zombie attack?? ccccccc. My son suffers from paranoia and is extremely disturbed that what is written is actually real. The CDC is illustrating that because you never know what will happen, it is best to be oven-ready with some necessities. I am reminded of Orson Welles “The War of the Worlds” radio broadcast in which he tells the story of an alien invasion. If I were forced to engage in close-quarters combat I would at least have some sort of eye protection with long sleeves. Of course, all of this is just to cover-up the fact that the CDC and Illuminati have already started the zombie apocalypse as part of their secret war with the Masons. Although i find it HIGHLY possible for a zombie attack to really happen, i think this post is nothing but a way to actually atract more people to the site and read what they need to do to get fain for an actuall disaster like hurricanes and earthquakes, so by using thing that many people have an intrest in like zombies, they can (not necsisarly trick them,because preparing for any disaster is thing everybody should do) but just accumilate more people to the site so more people are prepared,because its evident that disastrs are happening all over the world more frequently. And if that happened lets face it no one’s gonna be oven-ready for it, but the only thing that you could prepare for is lost of sentimental things and your loved ones. I really enjoyed the CDC’s fictional comic about what would happen during the worst misfortune imaginable: a zombie apocalypse. I want people to be aware that I change wearing protection from bodily fluids. Looking for guest posts I have been practicing for a zombie apocolypse, as in (routes, safe havens, safety packs, weapons, and advantage points. I beleive for starters, everyone should watch Zombieland. I’m the “go to girl” for disaster preparedness. Unfortunately, natural disasters may not seem ‘cool’, but that doesn’t give anyone the right to exploit public media to attract an audience. Presently I dont need to sacrafice one of my companions so I can get away. Here is a hilarious video displaying some zombie natural process techniques and study of zombies in their habitat.


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Want to write an article I mean seriously, I pay taxes, I support learning even if it is through unorthdox means. Zombies are a good example to get everyone prepared for a disaster, it makes the idea of being fitted out fun and get your entire family involved. Suggest a post Plus the bonus of using a “disaster” topic that is unlikely to happen – preventing some of the avoidance coping mechanics that so many have. But that would only give me an excuse to get another one. Ok make a zombie out brake really happen then we will talk. You can also follow through this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency. Just look at the plague of the 1920s, 1820s, and the 1720s. Thank you CDC for re-contextualizing important information with a little humor. Did anyone read about the man eating another man’s face in Miami on Saturday? They said he was shot several times and actuall growled at the officer. Even if it is not a Zombie attack they might be more perpared for an earthquake or any other type of disaster. for those whiney about there tax dollars being wasted cuz they believe its imposibble ur a idiot cdc did a great job on this and i dont believe they wasted a ton of cash to write a simple article on solanum virus i believe warning the public of potential saftey hazards is important including this one u must always be prepared even in this instance they would not post it if it is not a potential threat and while im running from u cuz ur a flesh eating freak that cant take advice i’ll be laughing at ur ignorance. I’m gonna watch out for national capital. Apparently, the stupid haven’t learnt thing in a year since this first appeared. Thanks again, Herman Garcia, Captain,U. Maybe if in major motion pictures they were prepared we would all do the same. In the NBC’s television show, The Office, Dwight, in Season 5 Episode 14, “Stress Relief: Part 1”, creates a mock fire drill that throws the entire office into a panic. This is Nice Info please tell more about this. i once saw a few dozen people needing water really bad. Writers wanted i dont have to worry about any cardio im a boxer and a big zombie fan so i keep myself fit even though i understand that the real reason they did this for any emergancy im still making some kind of kit just in case. I am really glad you covered this topic. It’s great! Thanks for making disaster preparedness actually fun to read about! 🙂. Publish your guest post cool!! can you make a Z-Virus? lol XD,cause my dream is killin’ all the zombies XD. I understand that this makes for a “fun” way to get people more interested in disaster preparation however take into information the possibility that in the event of this actually happening people may not take it serious in the event of an actual alert. It is quite obvious from the way that assorted types of disasters are stressed in the article that the CDC is, in fact, just using this spin to get people prepared for common emergencies. All this coming from the same clowns that were unable to prevent the swine flu from spreading the way it did, the delays in the vaccine etc. Guest-post As it turns out, these supplies you suggest, yeah, they’re just a good idea anyway. The natural object of the tact taken in writing this blog proves one thing: The zombie apocolypse is already here, and the brain-dead have already been re-animated at the CDC. It took hours and days for help to reach some places. Thank you CDC for this information. Sorry to break the terrible news. There is a lot of good resources on the internet too about protection from zombies. This is really just a “what would you do if society collapsed and police/emergency responders could not respond” scenario, based on movies and pop culture. We are over due for depopulation of useless eaters, lets beg our noble politicians and elites for our end. but the main reason for zombie attack might be thing els also right ? well you cant know but the only one thing that you should do in a zombie attack is that save you and only your self that is the best thing i think. Submit a guest post Seriously, you do need some sort of endurance knife/saw/hatchet. Wear the masks, now take the vaccine. hey zombies are not real no way undead could come to life that is profed by sceintist dead people cant just come alive and start eating brains movie about zombies are fake they use fake blood and the zombies dont eat brains its all fake. It is quite obvious from the way that different types of disasters are stressed in the article that the CDC is, in fact, just using this spin to get people prepared for common emergencies. cov19 can mutate into zombies the cells are the same as on world war z and walking dead shows look at the shows see same cells. Tell us thing about prepping?. But is there thing you can do to prepare?. I just want to know how much these moments cost us. If an look into went wrong and somehow the containgent got airbourne and started infecting humans, we would have some serious issues. Want to write for Just be prepared for the worst. You identify what should be in an brake kit and teach us how to be prepared for any disaster, no matter how implausible it seems. I love how prople cant see this for what it is: straightforward readiness info. The listener was unknowingly put in a positioning to prepare for a science fiction fueled cataclysmic event, that never happened. I wouldn’t sugest an atomic number 13 ball game bat, perhaps wood, gotta be able to drive the nails through it. These comments do not represent the official views of CDC, and CDC does not guarantee that any information posted by individuals on this site is correct, and disclaims any liability for any loss or damage resulting from reliance on any such information. i think zombie squad is a great idea. Make sure that everyone in caravan/Family,Friends knows how to drive a big rig or a big old school bus. It was a very absorbing read considering it involves rather serious situations. Others come with zero warning, giving you minutes to make a life or death decision. Obviously you guys are missing the point. This article was very informative and provided an outlook on events that can be serious and teach those who have not yet come into contact with such events. But despite the constant signs of climate change -- devastating fires in Australia, snow turning green in Antarctica, rising seas heavy Venice, the hottest five year stretch on Earth, ever -- humanity is well and truly dragging its feet on doing anything about the problem. Everything that happens in the movies is real. So if the CDC is backing it up along with bible it has to be true. Awesome post! Zombie apocalypse? We can handle it!. Looking for guest posts it will happen during the three days of darkness, and will be more devastating than anything mankind has ever seen on earth. Guest post- Also how the CDC works to combat these situations. Submit content However depending on how fast the infection spread they might shut down air travel, in which case I would try to find location closer. police only act after a crime,too late for the dead. Submit content Rest assured that during a real emergency CDC. after that the feds will be coming to do the same in the name of “government protecion of the people”, but will do the same thing and cart you and yours to interrment camps ie: FEMA camps the CDC is trying to get you to prepare for it. Although its meaning has changed slimly over the years, it refers to a human corpse mysteriously reanimated to serve the undead. Crossbows have come a long way since their inception circa 700 BC China. The article Preparedness 101: “Zombie Apocalypse” gave great insight on the essential steps to take in order to stay alive during an apocalypse. We used existing staff and resources and feel that it has accomplished our mission of informing the public about cardinal public health preparedness messages. Guest author Families such as “Kate and only 8″… Ignorant people breading like crazy. So I hope this helps for when the Zombpocolypse hits. Interesting… a smart way to spread the word of making a devastation preparedness kit using a pop-culture theme. All I know is that this has happened before, but it wasn’t an apocalypse. Sponsored post: and for the noobs please get Jug and pack your weapons before we finish the easter egg. What a great way to get younger generations to pay attention to the importance of brake preparedness! Federal funding well spent. It grabs the attention of many people and educates them on the importance of emergency preparedness. Everyone knows that the refugee camp is the LAST place you want to go in the event of a zombie tragedy. We are zomboid! The concept of using a global zombie incident prep website administered by a government agency is ingenious. Guest posting rules There are roughly 14,000 nuclear weapons in the world and 90% of them are in the hands of Russia and the US, accordant to atmospheric scientist and nuclear expert Professor Brian Toon. This post was written by I appreciate this use of my money. If this gets people attentive and making preparations for real emergencies then I’d say it’s tax dollars put to good use. U ain’t outa shape cause running is who u are now, yes my fellow americans I hope u take this to heart we need PT( physical training) cause let’s face it we’ve been a spoiled country for years obesity is the number one health risk an weu talk bout it like its polio. The is so fake i’m not stupid!!!. Publish your guest post Escape to where? We are all going to die anyway. Guns are good in all disasters not only for defense from looters and other enemies, but good for hunting and putting food on the table. Guest post courtesy of I was checking continuously this blog and I am inspired! Very useful info specifically the closing section 🙂 I care for such info a lot. shelter I’m not sure of the order but close enough. This is how rear admiral’s get to spend their time at the CDC? Writing garbage about a zombie apocalypse?. Always put some cash in a ziplock bag and put that in your kit as well. Not to forget all the countries that Hate america, and our way of life. Kudos to the genius who dreamed this up!. I absolutely loved this post! I’m one of those people who believe that anything is possible in this day and age, including a zombie apocalypse! The tips you provided are great and I’m going to start getting my emergency kit jointly asap. Sponsored post I am terrified, and don’t even believe crap like this. Don’t get confused haters… This blog is very logical, the CDC is simply using this oppurtunity to tap into a segement of the aggregation that they cannot commonly reach… These are dollars well spent and the goal is patently for serious disasters and the need to have an emergency kit… duh. I feel that the CDC is always looking out for all of us and our families. Zombies are pure fiction, the dead cant rise and chase us because the bodies have probably decayed and when you die you DIE and nothing can bring you back. To the people that want to knock this blog…. Contribute to our site Thank you so much for such an informative post you have here. from an obsessively protective dad and granddad!. A freaking joke, that is what they are. Contributor guidelines In the event of an Emergency you may come here we will still be standing strong. You got to be ready for anything, Zombies, Anthrax, terrorist. if it happens then come to grand bay middle school we provide safety and shellter. Next thing we know they are going to make videos showing us how to survive a zombie attack and play it on national TV, just like they use to do during the Cold War, “How To Survive A Nuclear Attack”. When there is no more room in hell, the dead shell walk the earth. Guest post- Great post i must say and thanks for the information. I am making a zombie survival bag now. Even if zombies were to happen they wouldn’t last vary long. and waith it out dead flesh won`t be walking around long due to maggot`s and other animals like vultures. Become an author We are prepared for anything, whether it’s Zombies or a National Invasion. CDC is prepared to handle large volumes of Web traffic that may result in public health emergency.


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the zombies are coming…oh yes they are…. I would say this was money well spent. Great article with very interesting collection. Gives someone a better insight that all things are possible; in the graphic novel his girl came down the stairs and stated, “you said things like this only happen in movies”, things like a natural disaster happens every day in a new place each day. They will not be allowed to die. the fact of a zombie out break is irrational …that fact the a zombie is a bag of rotting flesh would attract flies maggots animals ect. even if the CDC did help they would need military support so shouldnt the military also be prepard for this as well?. Honestly, I havet started preparing but researching movies I have noticed a very important pattern that I believe everyone should know. Great Information! The CDC is on the right track with this campaign… It brought a lot of awareness to an important subject… Whoever thought it up should get a raise!!!. I applaud the cdc on this because people are transfixed with this and what better way to use the zombie apocalypse to make people be prepared for emergencies such as flood, hurricanes, tornadoes, and eek zombies!. Hello! They already live among us, people who smoke bath salts and eat faces, etc off other people…extreme meth addicts…let me tell you from personal experience, they lose their humanity…but this is a GREAT cataclysm prep article…if the drug problem in this country doesn’t get under control…it can only get worse…. Crisis sets in and people go hungry and starve. zombies are no worry they would most likely be to slow the pestiferous would end as quick as it started. With Obama’s issued warning on Tuesday when he said social security measures payments and veterans’ checks, among other payments, could be at risk if negotiators don’t reach a deal to raise the debt limit above $14. Just have to say, the basic grooming that the CDC is giving us, is more than adequate to in any fall down of the earth. Become guest writer Seriously, this is a pretty amusing way to get people to plan for an unexpected event. Don’t you mean vaccine zombies??? Don’t you people have someone to go inject a bunch of toxins into?… oh but that would be one way to start a zombie apocolypse… especially since you have known the virus. Did anyone read about the man eating another man’s face in Miami on Saturday? They said he was shot several times and actuall growled at the officer. There are many readers who have not experienced any type of natural disaster, or life-threatening event. Why won’t the government admit that thing is going on, because they don’t want us to panic and turn on them and each other? Oh it takes only one infected to get into a fema camp then everyone is toast literally. ? A ***massive*** amount of result and word of mouth. This zombie section shows just how trivial the CDC thinks about human life. I believe in the grace and mercy and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior. The second solution is a new product I have been investigating. Unfortunately, I have had multiple knee surgeries. thank you this excellent write-up. and have the time to write an indepth article about it…on my tax dollars. This is a guest post by About the third quote, the author uses the situation in which how people should react or do in a Zombie invasion around your house or community because those same strategies can be applied to more common disasters or emergencies. Become guest writer Setting up a small trustworthy gathering of people who are local to your area is also a good idea, but make sure they are trustworthy and share similar goals and interests as you. Guest post This is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! There are No zombies. An apocalypse is unlikely, but you'll need to know what to do in case it happens. Where can I find Zombie Proof Ammo cans? I want to store some items and keep them safe for Zombies. A family wont work well together you guys need friends. if the ZA was virus related or bacteria of some sort were all fraked. It has a better plot than most and it more artistic movement. As if the CDC has nothing better to address than impossible and fictional events. is almost the same why not put a creative spin on the issue of making sure citizens are prepared for Zombies? I for one have now included an metallic element baseball bat to my emergency supply kit. In the graphic novel, all of the tools that the main grave packs end up being useful. com/projects/1002297760/a-babys-first-book-of-zombies!. Thank gawd we support such important research with our tax dollars. Others and my kids have already texted their friends…so how can it be a bed thing?? Look at how many people will take being prepared more in earnest. Really, people? Lighten up with your retard comments like “umg guyz this iz wazting r munnyz”. Yes its improbable, but not impossible. OK, I get the whole “emergency plan” and its value. Suddenly there is literally nothing to do. If you are not interested in the information provided in this article or do not see it’s need for assistance, simply avoid searching the topic…?. I have a question for all you Nay sayers, All who believe this is a waste of “OUR” tax dollars… Do you say the same thing bout the government wasting “OUR” tax dollars on preparing for Alien invasions?? Cause you believe there is no such thing and believe we are alone in this Universe? then we really need to be spending “OUR” tax dollars on the ignorance in this country… Believe that anything is mathematical. As they say in most movie theaters, silence is golden. The closest thing I came to a “disaster” was when the power went out (and stayed out) for over 5 1/2 days in Cincinnati in early 2008 due to unexpectedly and extremely high winds (thank you Hurricane Ike). Become guest writer There are people who in reality believe that there’s going to be a zombie apocalypse now. ” Like how do you kill a zombie” I guess I have to watch the movies to fnd that out. So it is physically inconceivable for zombies to ever exist. Plus the bonus of using a “disaster” topic that is remote to happen – preventing some of the turning away coping mechanism that so many have. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. good work and quality of articles Thanks =. Guest posters wanted Clean water, Food, and Self Defence should be your top priority. this article makes the topic interesting & fun. Thanks again, Herman Garcia, Captain,U. Where can I find Zombie Proof Ammo cans? I want to store some items and keep them safe for Zombies. hey zoombies lets see wat happens after this? just wait and watch. Instead of zombies attacking the house, image a blizzard trapping them inside the house with no potential for escape. I love the thought of zombies and what will happen. Zombies are just an accepted “catch all” rather than a section on surviving a pandemic, another on a super volcano outbreak, another on extinction level space object impacts, another on financial collapse… If you prep for a zombie outbreak, you are ready for just about any cataclysm you can think of. Visions of a barter economy are not needs the stuff of doomer fever dreams, said Xavier Thomas, who runs the British site MoreThanJustSurviving. It is interesting to think about and good to know other people think about it too. Guest posters wanted PUT THE FORK DOWN HIT THE TREADMILL AN IF UR LUCKY U MIGHT NOT GET LEFT BEHIND. Even if zombies were to happen they wouldn’t last vary long. Contribute to this site Add the CDC to the list of ridiculous government/control organizations that must be ignored. wikiHow is a “wiki,” similar to Wikipedia, which means that many of our articles are co-written by multiple authors. But curiosity got the best of me and I had to see what CDC has to say of this awful matter. Guest posting If ur lookin for protection get a shark bite proof suit they sell them cheap online and if they can protect u from a shark ull be safe from zombie bites and it’s lite weight unlike chain mail which is heavy as hell so u can maneuver easily and get away with out getting infected by a lucky scratch. first do thing good with tax dallors and second consult with a zombie person like me. The zombie squad is very big in communities helping people to learn the things to do incase of any type of hand brake. Lauterdale, but what about the bulk of people living in suburbs a few miles farther inland. Want to write for lol that was great, I laughed and learned what I need to do incase of an emergency. Submit your content So how do you stock up on medicinal drug meds? Insurance companies won’t allow that!. As for the one or two commenters out of every fifty that disapprove: people who think that way are usually the least up and the first to be eaten. And whoever said zombies are fake better check their research. Was this written on your dime or mine?. I think some of you are missing the point here. Writers wanted Even though a zombie apocalypse is highly unlikely, the reader can take more away for other drastic events like floods, power outages, etc. PS – Never forget to double-tap!!. Submit an article The most common ones that CDC mentioned were hurricanes and tornadoes. My comment to the CDC: I hope using the cultural obsession has brought the message to much wider audience. “Expect the best, prepare for the worst”. oh and leave the 500 000+ dead bodies of the swine flu victims alone please. Guest blogger thanks for the attempt to get people thinking. if everyone else is a zombie, who will be around to say that necrophilia is still unacceptable………ha ha (Dr. Guest posts wanted Preston-born academic Dr Sarita Robinson, who specialises in aliveness psychology, says she does a ‘very low level of prepping’. Guest post policy I’ll be buying my zombie task force shirt to help donate some money to help out for real disasters. Submit content Is any of your information ready in printed form? Can I buy copies of your material or is only available thru file formats?. Guys we just had one in Miami our imaginatio can be true. Guest post guidelines Reading some of the other posts, I see that the metaphor didn’t carry over to some people. I THINK THE CDC WOULD HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH THIS IN A CONSPIRACY…. Write for us I have thought about what I would do if there ever was such a pandemic. : this is for the social peterist tht r complainin bout the cdcs concern for a zombie apocalypse. My friends and I have this whole zombie invasion evasion plan sorted out and I can reach all the pedals of the car at 5’2″ tall and being the shortest, we should be all good 🙂. It is actually a great and useful piece of information. I beg of you, please create parking brake preparedness drills for vampiric bat attacks, mad rampaging monsters that fear fire, and long dead Egyptian corpses that might shamble into your lavatory and become mistaken for toilet paper. ) that may strike at any moment. Just think of it like 2020 on steroids -- social distancing and isolation, taken to the extreme. While I personally am a member of such a generation, the state I live in (Florida) makes it abundantly clear that emergency state is not something that should be taken lightly. It has since been removed from the official site, but it is still available in pdf form from one of their departments:. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s credibly a duck right. This post was written by after that the feds will be coming to do the same in the name of “government protecion of the people”, but will do the same thing and cart you and yours to interrment camps ie: FEMA camps the CDC is trying to get you to prepare for it. Submitting a guest post Being prepared for zombies is exactly that, being prepared. This blog is to help prepare for other emegencies, to give oneself an idea of what to do/get during any emergency. I really hope for a zombie apocalypse(I am 11), so I can show my family that I can beat the crap out of those zombies. it really spark my reality and creative thinking. This is a guest post by Sheer selling genius! I will be posting this on facebook, I think alot of my friends will get a kick out of it. What are you most involved by?. But I feel these fall under the military not CDC. WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!zombies here i come. Guest posts and have the time to write an indepth article about it…on my tax dollars. To the people who did think it was a waste of time and tax-payer money, all I can say is it got your attention, didn’t it and presumptuous that you did read it, then the message was efficaciously delivered. we’re going to hide out in our local supply store, where the food and clothes and medical advice is, at the same time, we’re going to make some sort of tunnel leading to the garden supply store across the road, “there’s drills, saws, chainsaws!” So, there’s our weapons :>. buts in going to be built at the border of Colorado. Here’s a theory on the recent “zombie attacks”… maybe they are trying to convince us that they do exist so that people stock up on firearms and gear up with survival supplies so maybe we stand a chance if our government turns on us and tries taking us out of our homes and into fema camps or whatever the plan may be? I bet a lot of people are preparing for a “zombie attack. Woah! This article is such great! I would totally agree with you! We should be prepared for voltage disasters and diseases, too, even zombies.


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i don’t wish for an event of zombies to happen but ive built as good a kit to survive as a 13 year old could and iv read zombie survival guide 3 times taking notes etc. I think this is a great use of humor to get a serious point across. The ones complaining that you just educated someone how to survive a flood by using zombies or other wizardly monsters would be up in arms. Been watching horror movies years ago when I was a child. It’s Funny how my parents don’t believe me when I said it can happen, So I take it upon myself and prepare. Guest column How could you forget a firearm from an emergency kit?. Become an author A number of them are rife with orthography problems and I in finding it very troublesome to tell the reality however I will certainly come back again. Don’t forget to add salt to your emergency zombie kit. They’ve done their job well with this, and it’s something I feel I can relate with rather than a bunch of monotone formal banter I’d fall asleep reading about. …The real reason for the CDC posting this is because the same tools that will help you survive a zombie outbreak will help you survive any natural disaster, epidemic or otherwise Sh!t Hit The Fan senatio (SHTFs). There is bugging out, and then there is really bugging out. Yes me and my family are prepared we got a nuke cellar with everything in It we got food to last us a year we got water to last us two years we got weapons like guns ,ammo,knives,and blunt weapons. Which is why we should wash our hands before exploit our face. I THOUGHT THE ARTICLE ON ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS WAS VERY INTERESTING, AND IF I WOULDNT ALREADY HAVE AN EMERGENCY KIT AVAILABLE, THE ARTICLE WOULD HAVE MADE ME MAKE ONE. I never realized all the things that go into being prepared for any devastation. Contributor guidelines I’m only 16 and i’m already prepared for any disaster to hit California, after all any disaster kit can also be used for a zombie apocalypse kit. Besides I could think of a dozen things off the top of my head that would make your “prepaired kit” look like a gift bag from toys “r” us. They are the Center for Disease Control, after all. Blog for us You can also heat water for personal hygiene. Does anyone have any link or something that shows the applied mathematics for how fast/likely a zombie apocalypse is. well zombies are a little far fetched but look at 1918 flu , people scared to go out of there homes. Probably your greatest article on the net. Contributor guidelines I think its not if the dead will walk, I think it just a matter of when. Hint #2 is when the same phrase, in the second section, is used and real is italicized again. I say be fain for whatever, may never know what will happen or how it will happen. long last the government lets the threat be know theyve known for years but we arent suppose to know about it dont let them fool you its real it was likely fashioned by scientist. Time to dust off the crowbar and stock up on Spam. this doesnt make any sense y would u have the cops or fire department or thing like thts # they would have probabaly have left town ive thought about wat i would do if a zombie apocalypse happened for years so if it really happened i would be ready and i no it its very complicated plan but not really. Your graphic novel, Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic stressed an epoch-making issue using an appealing proposition instead of just an article. They’re not just doing this just to get other people prepared. a lot of comments from the future caretakes of this planet. So I will be supply on the Beneful and along with the ramen noodles, and figuring out a backup plan for where they can stay if the zombie stuff really hits the fan. Contributing writer Make sure your vehicle is gassed and ready to go. But you forgot to mention for preparation for a real zombie apocalypse, we have to be armed to the teeth! But its probably not very accountable of the CDC to boost weaponizing the United States citizens…. SO, make sure your kit is sorted out, your family knows where it is and how to use it, and you have a plan to communicate with them and/or find them if the situation becomes so dire that you choose to abandon your post screaming “every man for themselves”!. If you’ve played The Walking Dead, you would know why. 😉 plus its not them taking it serious its to prove they r really trying to make sure the covered EVERYTHING so the next time whiny ppl wanna blame sumone an get sumthing for nothing like they don’t already have welfare it wont be them getting forced into paying unlawful restitution. Set up a network of collection pipes that sets freshwater into a large collection tank. You lie to the public about the dangers of vaccines, about how safe fluoride is in our water, you use us a human guinea pigs in your experiments and all the while push BIG PHARMA. We asked each of them to tell us why ordinary Brits should follow their lead. None of us would know what zombies were if the walking dead came out zombies are not real all you geeks just face it it is not going to happen. It was a movie folks, and not really a good one. in response to Donocan Young’s post on May 16, “I might suggest adding a ball game bat, preferably aluminum, to your emergency kit as well. Please consider changing the main photo on the tag to something that folks wouldn’t associate with paranoid or delusional thoughts or self-neglect. But, I believe, if we only show our good hearts and open ourselves to them, treat them with respect, bestow on them warm feelings, they sure will change their wicked ways. Submit guest post swords don’t jam or run out of bullets. I feel that the odds will for ever be in my favor. Guest-blogger I’m glad I found your blog and this information, it is a good idea to have a place planned for where the family will meet just in case thing happens. In our society, there is no such thing as natural selection. Writers wanted Plus look at what’s natural event to the earths magnetic poles plus the galactic plane Earth is going to go through before zombies are thought of as a problem. They know something we don’t. its gonna happen sooner or later. Not the page, but rather the rightwing fanatics still whining and political gainsaying about “government waste”, and the ignorant acting as if this really were about zombies. I feel that the odds will for ever be in my favor. I’ve been leading my microbiology students here since it’s advent. This wasn’t posted last year as anything more than to help draw people into becoming prepared for natural disasters, disease outbreaks, and the like. And furthermore, if these creature were to somehow exist, the decomposition would leave them too weak to do anything, or left so weak that the brittle remains would shatter if you flick or tap them, let alone shoot or batter their corpses. well guys, they have almost construcked a cure that has finally eliminated the deathly disease. Those who survived ARE the help – just ask the Japanese who helped each other immediately after the tsunami. I don’t think any of them carry the same weight as the CDC though. I am a full supporter of the zombie squad and for anyone who does not know what that is let me tell you. this doesnt make any sense y would u have the cops or fire division or something like thts # they would have probabaly have left town ive thought about wat i would do if a zombie cataclysm happened for years so if it really happened i would be ready and i no it its very complicated plan but not really. Accepting guest posts So get ready and prepare because the zombies are coming. Guest posting I’m going to get my pack ready. After the Northridge quake I made coffee and coco for everyone on my stove. Guest post Personally, the standard for 7. If I get any zombies, I’ll just sick my horses on them, they are tough! I never really thought of this topic till now. nice job! we’re doing this at school in our gifted class!. You can always get supplies suggested above, but ofcourse, you won’t get far with alot of weapons!!! start collecting now!. I’m a University Emergency Preparedness Officer, and the Zombie Task Force will be a great way to “sell” Emergency Preparedness on campus… BZ!. Considering donating to organizations like the Nuclear Threat Initiative or the Ploughshares Fund that work towards global nuclear disarming. Really enjoyed!!!❤️👍👍👌. An I also think that some of the people that have left comments about the waste of their on working on this information are just making themselves sound stupid. get a whole bunch of medical stuff like- asprin, band-aids, cut cleaner, and medical wrap. May the odds be ever on yur side my friend. Contributor guidelines Helps fend off the zombies, and makes your food tasty!. Guest posting rules ok guys i highly dout that this will really is going to happen. Write for us Just imagine how someone with the knowledge could create something like a genetically engineered virus to be a zombie virus, or how easy it would be for a biology grad student with access to a university laboratory. (Fingers crossed we will be back in the classroom. With all these new diseases (I’m sure there are plenty more out in the world that are yet to be discovered), ones such as toxoplasmosis and lab experiments, I’m sure there’s a possibility some type of virus could spread causing a zombie, if not a zombie-like, apocalypse of some sort. Haaha!! This is so cool, I have read some useful content today. See references to hurricanes, fires, tornados etc. Guest-post Even though the probability of something like this happening is zero to none, all of this stuff would not help you survive. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT TAXPAER MONEY SPENT ON THIS This article probably cost about $25 to produce. Always carry a small thing of value and extra money incase of a run-in with somemore “surviors” or to bribe with. ARE THEY FOR REAL???? dont get me wrong i believe in the zombie apocalypse, but i wasn’t expecting a website like CDC to post something about it… either way thanks CDC when i’m crushin zombie skulls and living i’ll be thanking you guys. I read this several years ago and came back for a lark and see that nothing has changed. This is a guest post by It might also make sense to learn how to repair basic appliances and tools. Want to write an article It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this fantastic blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. Your graphic novel, Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic stressed an epoch-making issue using an appealing proposition instead of just an article. : this is for the social peterist tht r complainin bout the cdcs concern for a zombie apocalypse. Actually; the scenario in Left 4 Dead (an epic game by Valve & CO) seems more realistic than any other “virus” outbreak. Looking to teach preparedness in the classroom? We’ve got full lesson plans and activities for you to use or adapt with your students. Zombie Apocalypse is coming to Arbutus on Oct 30, 2011. All of these zombie movies (Resident Evil, Land of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, ect…) has put all of these ideas into your heads that gives the idea that there’s going to be an apocalypse? Honestly, this is not thing that has been around as long as REAL emergencies. Everything you read online has to be true, right?. this is a joking thing about the zombie apocalypse but it is getting sane people attention about the coming economic collapse. Do you go to the store and by food for a week or more? What about other house hold items? IF past Civilations and history have taught us anything it would to be prepared for the “unlikely”. The ones complaining that you just educated someone how to survive a flood by using zombies or other wizardly monsters would be up in arms. I want it to happen I demand it to happen (walking dead “tv show” type zombies though). What if there were to be a virus spread genetically that activated in the 10th year or any year of life, so nobody could prepare for it?. Want to write a post Smh people you got to be kidding me and you must do better. If something happens to the electric grids and there’s no electrical energy to run the lights, computers, or the country’s defense you’ll have to rely on cash to purchase needed items. What would be the first bodily process of all man kind as a group when something like this would happen. Is it true that there a vaccine-zombie link? Just one more reason not to get vaccinated!. wow that was great and now thanks to that we put our own kit jointly but my three year old son does not under stand why we can not put icecream in our kit. I have been seeking this picky tips for decades. Bicycles would be essential for getting around fossil fuels would unquestionably run out in an Apocalypse situation. “Expect the best, prepare for the worst”. Then I seen a video of it on youtube. The person who wrote it was already getting paid for what they do and they did a fine job if their aim was to get a message across about real situations using a popular (false for now) one. Well following the same logic: If it looks like a zombie, attacks and eats humans like a zombie, it’s plausibly a zombie. How could the CDC have missed the impact of AMC’s The Walking Dead, which is set in Atlanta (CDC’s home)? Some scenes involved the CDC.


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I think this is an excellent campaign for the CDC to breathe life back into disaster preparedness. Once removed you become nonvisual to zombies and if bitten can’t be turned. You can also heat water for personal hygiene. The sad thing that all of you are thought that this is for the “zombie apocalypse” is that it is actually the CDC’s way of getting prepared for a natural disaster in a constructive way. I foresee the better future, where people and Zombies live together in peace and brotherly love!. Anything creative enough to get people thinking about disaster planning is money well spent. If water pumps can’t move the water our indoor plumbing quickly stops working. I am retired from the Army and Current Army Civilian Employee and we have been preparing for the worst since I can remember. You should all be fired for this gimcrackery. Blog for us If this wasn’t such a waste of taxpayer dollars (and Federal worker time) it might be funny. The place that makes the most sense to me would be an island big enough to sustain a family or small civilization. I’m glad I found your blog and this information, it is a good idea to have a place planned for where the family will meet just in case thing happens. Nice to see that a government organization that has one of the most serious of jobs, can show that their people and have some fun once in a while. First up, there's not much use in preparing for the kind of cataclysmic, world-ending scenarios you've seen in your standardised Roland Emmerich film -- you can't duck and cover from a giant asteroid impact or alien entering. Does the CDC normally work aboard religious professionals such as priests, ministers, and rabbis? It might be useful, in case of a zombie apocalypse, to determine whether some form of holy water or exorcism might have any effect, or whether that’s just vampires. But gravely ZOMBIE?! I felt my intellect declining the more I read. What a fun, creative way to teach kids (and Adults) about emergency response kits! My boys now have taken interest in our 72 hr kit, where it is, and what is in it. Blog for us So your weapon of choice should be a knife, a bat, or a hammer. If it’s not too much trouble share more like that. Water is water… it’s not like I would be reserving it just for a zombie tragedy. A California company called JetPack Aviation unveiled a functioning turbojet version two years ago, capable of staying aloft for 10 minutes, traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. Thanks CDC for a wonderful way to get people ready for any emergency. Trust me when I say that there are plenty of people willing to pay for that. TL/DR – Not being serious, fun way to get people to think about a serious topic. Who knew the first officially authorized pictures of zombies would include Billy and D’arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. Really? I have to be the one to point out that element is an element in the periodic table and solanum is the zombie virus?. It will happen hopefully not in our life time though. So there will not be a zombie outbreak until they have the vaccine. I would powerfully recommend both a rifle and a pistol for both long range and close range. And I thank you for doing your jobs in style. Why are people just now freaking out about this Preparedness Guide? This guide has been around for 9 years. all the people complaining about our “tax dollars” writing this article, need to lighten up. Unfortunately all one has to do is look at Congress and the RNC and see that the Zombie apocalypse has already started. which may be sharp and dangerous. I can’t wait to tell the Washington Post about this. Quit wasting on your time on something that’s not going to happen. Is this the beggining of the end?. You broke down the topic pretty well; really well written!. It is especially poiniant here in Thailand at the moment where the flooding just seems to get worse and worse and the rain never seems to stop. I can imagine some people so screwed up by thier attemted suicde. ”(CDC)-on my post it may not appear in italics but if you were to review the article you will see that the word “real” is in italics stating once again, that a Zombie Apocalypse is very implausible. #16 is increndibly dense and stupid. I think zombies may be a little out there on the horizon, but a completely engineered level 4 containment type outbreak would be more plausible into the the forseeable future. Zombies are a good example to get everyone prepared for a disaster, it makes the idea of being fitted out fun and get your entire family involved. Covid-19 has shown us that the “zombies” aren’t what we thought they would be. To support a solid food supply from the land, you have to grow food. cool!! can you make a Z-Virus? lol XD,cause my dream is killin’ all the zombies XD. I CANT WATE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OMFG ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!. A second monster earthquake jolts Mexico. Sponsored post by If you’re boy or even a tom-b. Leave some gas in it for the zombies!!!. Guest post courtesy of It’s a … ZOMBIE! No, wait,. They cause further devastation because crops die and people start starving. Although some pick apart the CDC for wasting taxpayer money by making this graphic novel about preparedness during the zombie apocalypse, it is a clever way to make being prepared for a crisis more palatable to the public. Guest post: I bookmarked it to my bookmarker website record and will in all probability be checking back soon. It doesn’t require ammunition and can be highly effective at clearing a path through hordes of zombies whilst trying to make good your escape. Fun and still informative about what to do in general emergencies. I would welcome zombies any day of the week. Non-believers, don’t you think that if the CDC posted something of this nature, it MIGHT be true? I’m pretty sure the CDC knows more about this sort of thing than all of us. Articles wanted “A “zombie apocalypse?” Is this for real? My tax dollars funding CDC nonsense? What’s next, Preparedness 102 – Mall Ninja’s Unite? Give me a break. Guest post guidelines also if the bag, be a “Solar Power Charger Bag”, would be very good, since it can supply enough charge for our electric stuff (radio, cellphone, torch, …. I think this blog post is unbefitting. I hope you all look back at this and laugh that you in reality belived this. pet carriers, water, food, blanket for them too. I feel that the odds will for ever be in my favor. The only thing more disturbing than the CDC posting this nonsense is the number of people who seem glad that they did. I am sure that Congress tasked the CDC to put out information on emergency preparedness and funded the effort. That is very cool, thank you CDC. Zombie Apocalypse is coming to Arbutus on Oct 30, 2011. I’m very positive that this article drew many people to it (both young and older) that wouldn’t have other than even reasoned preparing for the natural event of any type of disaster. Some folks don’t understand satire AT ALL and must be specifically told that this approach is a fun way to teach younger people about cataclysm preparedness. I say be fain for whatever, may never know what will happen or how it will happen. Guest author When an officer arrived on the sence a naked unidentafied male was on top of another male and he was eating his face…. If you are prepared for zombies, you are prepared for anything. Setting up a small trustworthy world organisation of people who are local to your area is also a good idea, but make sure they are trustworthy and share similar goals and interests as you. Brilliant and entertaining way to bring attention to such an important issue. We are really proud of the number of people we reached on a shoestring budget. Anyway thanks for the tips, and keep an eye on Bangkok, we might need you very, very soon!. Contributor guidelines Identifying pet boarding facilities that are located along your evacuation route and outside of the danger zone are important steps to ensuring your pets will have a safe place to go. Submitting a guest post remember what your combat-ready for 10. Guest post guidelines Take a zombie apocalypse for example. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization. Guest-blogger At that time, I once imagined what it would be like if we really had zombies around and I went on imaging how I would survive. This might be good information for my investigating. MAN , I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!I’M ALREADY!!!!BRING IT ON!!!!. Wow, 372 posts! This blog article must have been read by thousands of people after it went viral. Again the basic somebody skills are conferred as life saver in emergency situations. Better safe then sorry I guess. Change plan to: 1) Go ’round mums. all you need is food/ water/ / a good car/ gas/ gas masks (oh and also a shelter. I love how they left out some kind of weapon for self defense or protection against the Zombie hord. This site isn’t stupid you all are, the point of it is not to provide information on zombies. Some people need to lighten up! At least it got you to the site where you can read more subject matter that you MIGHT NEED TO KNOW. Yeah the CDC can joke about a Zombie out break, but they can’t do anything about the rise of the machines! Terminator, minus the time travel is way more possible than a Zombie attack, so tell me what the CDC is going to do about that. mp/2b1ebf3a6f70/thewritersbookcase. I have my “GO BAG” all set up…. Contribute to our site Please stay us up to date like this. Submit guest article Not the page, but rather the rightwing fanatics still whining and political gainsaying about “government waste”, and the ignorant acting as if this really were about zombies. they are giving tips for all situations. Ba alert at all times, trade off keeping watch at night and help each other out. Young people even, the age group mostly joking about zombies all the time could use this selective information to save their life if there was an earthquake or I don’t know maybe if a nuclear power plant started having meltdowns… Thank you for this blog, very well done. officals say the attack was brought on my “cocaine psychosis” but we all no wat the truth is…. remember the whole resident evil game series was based on a almighty agency like CDC who made a VIRUS that turned people into ZOMBIES… we’ve been prepared (conditioned) for this since Night of the Living Dead…. ha me and my friends strted talking about what we would do if this ever happend. You people that commet on things such as this with negative comments are just miserable. I just read a comment laudatory the CDC for thinking outside of the box and preparing people but, the people need to think outside of the box. I for one, have a plan in place in case of ANY emergency. I think this is awesome, using humor to actually teach something. It is a possibility, please don’t take me to Guantanamo paradise for writing my opinion. People need to THINK b/4 they act. It is actually a great and useful piece of cognition. baseball bats, golf clubs, ect. Submit guest article Don’t bother preparing for zombies! They are simplly not real. After all the events that took place in 2020 and now in 2021, I don’t know… this seems plausible. Other zombie origins shown in films include radiation from a destroyed NASA Venus probe (as in Night of the Living Dead), as well as mutations of extant conditions such as prions, mad-cow disease, measles and rabies. This Covid general is thing we are all suffering from globally, and something we are trying to survive just like a zombie apocalypse. Use battle buddies(buddy system ) be military science about everything u do.


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Thank you so much for such an informative post you have here. BEAUTIFUL site and great info! BRAVO to the CDC for making tragedy readiness relevant to those who might never really “get” the urgent need to always be braced for a natural or (worse) synthetic disaster that lasts longer than a few hours. Media is screwing up our children’s natural instincts. Looking for guest posts This list aids in the survival of any of those things, does it not? It’s basically a friendly experience of the ways you can prepare yourself for ANYTHING. isn’t that kinda scary guys?. Not to be picky, but any way you can begin investigation BEFORE zombies actually are roaming the streets? Might cut down on a few problems…. Big knives are another type of reusable weapon. Contributing writer So I will be hosiery on the Beneful and along with the ramen noodles, and computation out a backup plan for where they can stay if the zombie stuff really hits the fan. Rest assured that during a real emergency CDC. Accepting guest posts Vehicles are also an essential, trucks rather diesel that lasts the longest and is the least normally used, and pedal bikes for those involved in your escape plan. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency. Teamwork is ESSENTIAL in a zombie outbreak. I am guessing the CDC was not trying to reach people like you, but more the younger people, with a sense of humor, that maybe could use a lesson on the topic. Pets are an important part of your temporary state plan. So, its good to be prepared for any scientific disaster…. wow, I love this, it is wonderful to know what to do if zombies happen. I know you didn’t exactly mean a zombie invasion, but you used a zombie disaster metaphorically to mean any catastrophic event. Submit post if you love them dont decide not to kill him or her they’re already dead, and their in a better place so no matter what dont hold back. To Bo, who was bitching about his tax dollars at work…first I doubt you have a job so don’t worry about “your tax dollars” second I thought it was a great way to get the idea of making home emergency kits out to everyone including horror geeks. It’s a lot lighter than liquid water and stays potable indefinitely. If you guys could make one for vampires that would be good, start working on it. Clearly a firearm would be needed as part of the all important kit in a zombie situation, either take it serious and include the tools you would need or don’t bother. nice job! we’re doing this at school in our gifted class!. Want to write a post i think that we all should take zombies seriously because if yo have built a zsk (zombie,survival,kit) you can use it for any situations. While some people are complaining about their tax dollars being wasted on learning hos to survive something that isn’t real, I feel the point to all this is to get people in their 20s to start thinking about parking brake preparedness. So, its good to be prepared for any scientific disaster…. the transmission has got to be flown in – i expect we will need cages at airports – this will be one of the answers for curing the world wide financial crisis – greece has a long history of zombies gong back 100s of years – they can lead the world in detection and surveillance!!!. the key to survival in this situation or any other is being prepared. Because the zombies running wasn’t enough. I like your site and its layout. Tell the wrong person what you have prepared could make you a target for a raid. Tell us thing about prepping?. How dare you pretend to be our competent line of defense. And, in case of Resident Evil, destroy head or burn them and also avoid Jill’s Sandwiches… Would be easier to make baited traps or make barbed wire fences, just saying. and for the noobs please get Jug and pack your weapons before we finish the easter egg. I changed my mind after reading the article about disaster preparedness. Great advice, Thanks! Guess what, we will be preparing soon for the voltage disease, CDC!! 😆. Once removed you become nonvisual to zombies and if bitten can’t be turned. Don’t forget spare clips (for bolt action rifles or M1 Garands and Magazines. I wish the CDC would bring the zombies back, too. Thank you for the post and great job!. imagine if terrorists used zombies as a form of bio-warfare. Submit a guest post This an passing fun way of sensitizing the general public about the need for emergency preparedness. I also realized that most of this was in a Reading Plus lesson I did. Guest author Dang I know some people are worried about the money being put into this, but we honestly need to start broadening are outlook on this. Congratulations to the CDC for a very in effect public service campaign! Very good information!. I love the fact that something so dry and seemingly boring can be turned into something that motivates me to start preparing. Submit a guest post Normally a strong offense is the best defense but in a case of being extremely outnumbered, this is definitely not the best motto. First, I think that some of these people who are upset that taxpayer dollars are funding this are just angry, hostle individuals who probably are the “rich” and can’t see the purpose behind this whole thing. My brother and I talk constantly aobut A Zombie Apocalypse. Guest column This whole thing is to let people know to be prepared. There are commenters who do not seem to be aware that this is a humorous way to get people complex in emergency preparedness. Depression will lower your immune system, cause stress, and cause you to be tired constantly. Let’s face it, disasters are on all the time. Its sad to think that people believe in Zombies and would be concerned about an notional threat as opposed to a real one like a Hurricaine or a terror attack. We are zomboid! The concept of using a global zombie incident prep website administered by a government agency is artful. Somebody was thinking when this approach was chosen! Great way to get the message across!. though i will start carrying a bat in the trunk of my car. Are you guys seriously a GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION?!?!? Was the site hacked? I can’t believe this is what the government wastes its time on! ZOMBIES?!?!?!? really? I mean, people can’t come back from the dead! And, if it were a disease, it would be directly quarantined upon notice by paramedics. They first experimented with dead dogs. One thing that they forgot to mention was a portable generator or portable propane gas oven, this is very helpful for cooking canned food or disinfecting water when your on the move. Zombies keep it diverting while still allowing the point to come through. Become a contributor People really need to wake up, pay attention, and get themselves prepared. the zombie apocalypse invaded Canada’s House of Commons 8 years ago when Stephen Harper became Prime Minister and destroyed humanity through his corporate tax cuts…. Submit article Store your important documents (passports, birth certificates) in one place. Follow the writers, publications, and topics that matter to you, and you’ll see them on your web page and in your inbox. Also, you quit wasting my tax dollars on your government incentives, federal grants, any and all tax breaks and write offs and get a sense of humor. The idea of using comedy to inform the readers of this article is a great tactic. (and if you want to survive, get a damn boat. So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, really happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. The CDC is talking about “What If” Situations and to prepare for them They are using Zombies as what they realize as a light hearted way to imagine some sort of destruction scenario. TO: CDC REF: ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS. I may use it to keep my GO KIT. People are very ill all over the coast of the Gulf and this is not National News. And for everyone who thinks they are going to hide out in a store, good luck keeping it secure because you will have to fight more people then zombies. Finnaly! My friends think I’m crazy since I’m always processed for the apocalypse! I never thought the CDC was prepared!!! Thanks CDC! But in the movie Quarantine the creating from raw materials was put under quarantine and they said everything is gonna be okay but they just left them there to die… But life isn’t a movie so CDC IS HERE TO HELP!. This is great but keep in mind, they did this to bring attractive feature to the preparedness kit which can be utilized in any emergency. big thanks to the author for new). I never realized all the things that go into being prepared for any disaster. When there is no more room in hell, the dead shell walk the earth. Hollywood has long had a romance with stories about viruses, zombies, the end of civilization, and viruses that create zombies who end civilizations. But proponents say it could be a way to gain a second life. instead of freaking out i was just stop, think, and then act. Encourage your neighbors to be up for tragic events, which are not just for an apocalypse, but a natural disaster as well. learn how to grow your own food 5. They are offering advice for Americans in a fun way to increase the number of people that are actually prepared for an unforeseen circumstance, and I think that is a noble cause. Submit guest article I got better plans for flattulens. Thank you CDC for still looking out for us. Some clever people at the CDC have provided us with an exception to the rule that our government is populated exclusively by humorless automatons. And i always thought zombie apocalypse was code for the liberals, silly me. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made excellent content as you probably did, the web will likely be much more useful than ever before. As an ex military guy, I always have some spare food and water in my house and a “bug out” bag ready to go. To the people who say stop wasting my tax dollars, you are clearly missing the point. Submit guest article (Or aim it at AT-RISK people to view folks under 40 this way:-) Note that I picked 0-39 as the age group where those with no implicit in medical conditions have a low risk of serious illness but may also be asymptomatic and pre-symptomatic. Submit content Now we can be ready for this Friday. So make sure your own emergency kit isn’t sorely lacking in this most-fundamental of protections — because once the zombies rise up from their newly gaping graves, online mail-order may be a bit limited. It provides some really helpful information measure which can also be used for natural disasters. Guest-post So, if I may say, the CDC has created an article relating to events during a Zombie Apocalypse to real life emergencies to send a message to the public (in this case, believers and the younger population or just about anyone who would rather be prepared anyway) to be prepared!. The fancied piece the Center for Disease Control (CDC) released was very informative and easy to read. The truth is that living people are a greater threat to each other as well as to zombies. Its quite a brilliant and effective move if you think about it. Just another sad truth about our world today. Covid-19 has shown us that the “zombies” aren’t what we thought they would be. pet carriers, water, food, blanket for them too. my plan, to melt car parts and other metal, and combined with a thick rubber suit, create thing like spartan or ODST type armor like from the halo series, as id like to see a zombie bite though an arm covered in a couple pounds of metal. Submit your content I have my “GO BAG” all set up…. The CDC shouldn’t just focus on an investigation or closing off in the event of any epizootic or bio-hazard situation because many people will lose faith in the government activity when they aren’t evacuated. In all likelihood, those are the morons most like to expect the government or “jeezus” to save them. i highly doubt there is a due date on when the zombie apocalypse will occor but one thing i know its that you will need better help than just the information that the CDC has provided. I ideate a project manager, a task force, dry-erase boards, spreadsheets… awesome use of government time and taxpayer funds!. I’ve also worked on many disaster state projects and have witnessed the total apathy that the general public has about disaster planning. And unfortunately there are zombie believers out there. This is how rear admiral’s get to spend their time at the CDC? Writing garbage about a zombie apocalypse?. Guest posters wanted I will be happy to fall back to my “amusing zombie survival kit” when thing else happens. For flesh out if the zombie plague originated in the U.


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Its best to avoid crowded areas and be ready to kill, mentality is a huge part of continuance. So thank you CDC, I honor your work, and the loss to your honor and pride. Doesn’t our ignorant government have thing else to worry about?? Typical bureaucratic bull. The rescue units can trace a cell signal and come to your aid. Publish your guest post There are different ways to prevent a zombie getting you. I CANT WATE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OMFG ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!. Im not gonna kill them, Im gonna Frank West them. After you run over a few hundred the tires start to get slippery with zombie slop. ” For now, just think of it as the survivalists’ Maybach. What should the average Brit be doing to prep?. Hahahahahaha this is real? Omg! 😀 Yay! xD. Guest post policy Should Ali Khan do the next one on foreign vampires, and how to survive being attacked likened to an Ebola virus outbreak in a third world country with risk of it spreading here?. TL/DR – Not being serious, fun way to get people to think about a serious topic. Guest posting rules But a smart, responsible person also knows the value of a firearm in said “Zombie Apocalypse”. How many people have read the novel in full instead of laughing it off? With the current state affairs across the globe, being prepared for any situation is imperative. A little tip: no matter what you read or see on youtube, never use a shotgun. And if thing like that does happen the military will try to fight but more than likely lose, all high up government agency leaders will hide out, and the CDC will try to find a cure but more than likely when they bring in a test subject with the disease to test the “cure” someone will mess up and the patient will get lose biting the nearest human turning them. Hey, I’m up for a sequel if the powers-that-be are! What does everyone think about that…?. None of these films are suggesting that a zombie apocalypse is in reality going to happen. You don’t know how much that helped people. In the opening paragraph it says this is for “example”. Please stay us up to date like this. To the killjoys, please enjoy a little levity and lighten up. Where would the public be able to find this type of information, as far as what drugs just lose their potency and which become dangerous. Do Zombies burp after eating human flesh?. i highly doubt there is a due date on when the zombie apocalypse will occor but one thing i know its that you will need better help than just the information that the CDC has provided. Want to contribute to our website keep a change of socks and a second pair of clothes with u. Guys we just had one in Miami our imaginatio can be true. It can also refer to someone who is so doped up on garbage they act like the zombies we see in movies. com/2011/08/30/rabies-like_virus_kills_childhood_cancers_242841. Are there gonna be zombies, or not? Who knows for certain? Events during the summer definitely had me leaning towards a prospective zombie apocalypse. like great mind have said before i shall say it again. Smh people you got to be kidding me and you must do better. Dies First the system sigh protect ur family and ur country don’t trust the regime if somthin like this did happen it would credibly be there fault, and most principal of all were all still americans we need go stick together I ain’t gonna lie I’m kinks prejudice but if this had of a office happened im willing to set qside ky differences an fight a Americans and they our country back on track have a great day an god bless us an an god bless America. Will this “zombie” warning cause disease? Cause mass panic? Cause an alteration in violence and lawlessness? No, none of the above. which may be sharp and hazardous. If I was him I would ask the doctor to inject the death stuff in my IV. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made excellent content as you probably did, the web will likely be much more useful than ever before. Another thing is that zombies wouldn’t be the only thing you have to look out for. Government is Covering it up like they did when Roswell happened and other things that shaped modern America. yeah this is cool thanks cdc but i think the political science should quit messing with stuff so this dont happen. The power supply in that van used to power a sound system loud enough to be in a concert, but it’s more than enough for a couple radios. Guest post I would say this was money well spent. Guest poster wanted This is awesome! my buddies and i have talked about this occurrence for years now and we have our plan near perfected for what we’ll do if a catastrophe like this happens. Thank you for this great writing about how to prepare for a real hand brake for Zombie apocalypse. Want to write an article If I were forced to engage in close-quarters combat I would at least have some sort of eye protection with long sleeves. And to address the issue of fighting off the living dead: The Zombie Combat Club. With the likely proportion of illegality across the land in all the scenarios we imagine, theres a 99% chance that youll be a zombie too!! what makes you think that it couldnt “happen to me?” why would you ASSUME that youll be fighting them? chances are youll be stumbling and moaning as well. com/2011/08/30/rabies-like_virus_kills_childhood_cancers_242841. Don’t forget the freeze dried water. That is soooooo awesome!!!! Thanks, CDC. if you love them dont decide not to kill him or her they’re already dead, and their in a better place so no matter what dont hold back. Some garlic and a silver cross might also come in handy just in case. Guest post Oh I forgot! Keep your full! Gas willbe needed to get you out of a bad situation! Weather it be a tornado, eathquake or flood!. seriously if this did happen i highly doubt that the “CDC would provide technical resource to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation”. Great PR to restore your tarnished credibility. Guest contributor guidelines Bravo to the creators of a disaster readiness guide that will not only be read with enthusiasm, it will be forwarded and shared in the social networks. However, I truly wish the CDC would update the site and provide new information. Submitting a guest post This would also work for the undead type zombie as they would freeze solid in the arctic and be unable to move. add gasoline to the list helps alot. Thanks Jack! And thanks to my Dad who raised me with a survival mindset. Blog for us Man, this is just so cool, dudes!. Thanks for the article – as a Florida resident, I’ll be sure to pack an extra bottle of water in case “waves of zombies” follow hurricanes and flooding!. For all you people out there talking about how we are wasting our tax money on talking about zombies- live a little! The CDC obviously isn’t serious about the zombies, they want to bring attention to the real problem- emergency (such as earthquakes and tornados) awareness. This theme seems socially irresponsible. What scares me more than the dead coming back to life is the threat of “brain-dead” people preparing for “zombies”, or worse, voting. I believe in the grace and mercy and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior. I guarantee, you’ll discover you never tried better wine than this one. In the case of a “Zombie Apocalypse”, cash money would be useless. I agree with some of the lower comments but you should always carry a flash light. with the technology we have today and all the research our social control does not tell is is going on there is possiblity that a virus has already been constructed. This post was written by S: Not joking u should rlly check tht out. I THINK THE CDC WOULD HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH THIS IN A CONSPIRACY…. (Or aim it at AT-RISK people to view folks under 40 this way:-) Note that I picked 0-39 as the age group where those with no implicit in medical conditions have a low risk of serious illness but may also be asymptomatic and pre-symptomatic. Why do so many of you not see the point? This is not a waste of money, it is getting the message out using a popular social standard for today, maybe you would prefer readiness framed in prepping for urban bombing of WWII?. I truly believe that a Zombie Apocalypse could happen! Maybe not today, next year or even 10 years. Additionally, recommend durable shoes and cut resistant gloves to move through potentiality debris from storms/ earthquake/ etc. And, in case of Resident Evil, destroy head or burn them and also avoid Jill’s Sandwiches… Would be easier to make baited traps or make wire fences, just saying. Hahahahahaha this is real? Omg! 😀 Yay! xD. In the opening paragraph it says this is for “example”. Guest-post com home of Zombie Squad the worlds premier non-stationary cadaver suppression task force. Guest blogger guidelines Also, vampires and Star Bellied Sneeches are fake too. the zombie really rots to death…again. I cherished as much as you’ll receive performed proper here. the zombie apocalypse invaded Canada’s House of Commons 8 years ago when Stephen Harper became Prime Minister and destroyed human race through his corporate tax cuts…. Guest blogger Totally hypothetical of course. Zombies? Is that what we are calling the looters and have nots? How sorrow that we must refer to the realities of an exigency as an attack from zombies. it would be hard to kill(or re-kill) something wearing their skin. This is a great list, we should all be prepared. Thanx for the humor but for the real world common sense. this article makes the topic interesting & fun. The one we had need to be updated and refreshed. Guest posts wanted There are chances that an apocalypse could happen, and in certain areas there are frequent natural disasters, so it is worth putting together a endurance kit, but assuming that zombies are in spades going to take over the earth is just a waste of time. We are really proud of the number of people we reached on a shoestring budget. I have always thought that this could be possible. Water storage containers are fairly inexpensive, and if stored in a cool, dry location, bottled water will stay potable almost indefinitely. Haha, we started collecting some supplies al ready, if there is a zombie apocalypse. Want to write for Zombie apocalypse they’ll read and maybe learn something being prepared for any eventuality. Natural disasters don’t just pop out of nowhere like this whole zombie thing did. Our economy is about to crash, hyperinflation, dollar devaluation, food shortages, and finally no food are not to for off in the near future. there must be a plan for the public to deal with it. Chris (20 Jun 11 at 843 pm ET) you need to watch more movies man too many people die in places like wal-mart yeah it’s ok to drop in and get supplies but that’s it you need to find a more secure localisation and make sure you can fortify. Im not gonna kill them, Im gonna Frank West them. Also in the van there is a water cleaning system, a homemade extra large fuel emergency fuel tank. I particularly liked the tricky little Zombie Apocalypse heading as an possibility to grab the reader’s attention, threw in some pictures of zombie looking creatures to show a visual and capitalized on the article to take advantage of emergency readiness tips for all emergencies. ok guys i highly dout that this will really is going to happen. Write for us Once reanimated the animal survived for several days. On the other hand roving around by yourself in post apocalyptia will leave you vulnerable and lonely, which can be death sentences around the living dead. Go by boat, head for an unpopulated island and take fishing equipment, a packet of seeds and a syanide tablet. this was put in collaboration fairly well allowing readers to gain noesis on how to be prepared in the unfortunate event of a natural disaster… Some people just need to learn tO read between the lines also this should have stated that an epidemic of the such is quite impossible to keep radicals from really believing such allibies. ‘In the UK the older generation are generally good at prepping. Want to write an article The CDC is not wasting your money.


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I’m going to laugh so hard when all the people who say this is a waste of tax money are all contaminative by this. Education is definitely a sticky subject. no matter what, people would never be truly ready for the trauma caused by seeing a friend or family member, someone you love with eyes clouded over and wounds you know they didnt survive moving towards you. For those of you crying that this post is a waste of money, it was definitely a clever way of informing people of emergency preparedness. First of all, the CDC is not funded by your tax dollars people but if it was you should be proud. This is NOT a waste of money!!!Excellent job guys!!! Way to get the word out on being disposed for a destruction. It’s not real it’s just a way for the CDC to communicate to us, the people, while relating to the fantasy world that has taken a huge come back. Guest-blogger I would also heavily supply isopropyl alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and disinfectant wipes for medical supplies. Interesting read and great info on preparation indeed. I also found the article, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse,” rather interesting and even useful for a variety of multiple and, well, more realistic scenarios that could always occur unexpectedly. they should give out more info about this because we are talking about the end of the world here. Guest post opportunities Let me know when the ninja’s unite!. Considering the ever increasing use of drugs and crime, not to mention how viruses and bacteria can mutate? I find it entirely likely that between them all, an occurrent of “zombies” can happen. im preparing for when the koalas attack! :3. Dont forget your Iodine pills and masks. It is actually a great and useful piece of cognition. I get the joke, and the purpose of the post. It is actually a great and useful piece of information. Here is a thought to the non-believers. Guest post courtesy of Actually; the scenario in Left 4 Dead (an epic game by Valve & CO) seems more realistic than any other “virus” outbreak. Thank you, and Good Morn/Day/Eve, whenever you read this. so those of you who dis the CDC’s post and on how you are wasting your tax money on this post, get a grip and in reality pay attention to the signs around you. What are the odds that my neighbors have done the same?. the zombie apocalypse invaded Canada’s House of Commons 8 years ago when Stephen Harper became Prime Minister and destroyed human race through his corporate tax cuts…. Wonderful post! This post has exposed hidden treasures on blog commenting. I wish the CDC would bring the zombies back, too. zombie: unfavorable people: 2,150,333,250 alive zombie: runs people shoots the last shot zombie dies (0 are left) people: celebrates. Boston came out on top with strong scores across the board, but New York City was determined to be the worst urban spot in the US for surviving a zombie plague. You have fewer options for a good zombie defense outside of a artefact. We just watched Zombieland last week. Seriously, WTF are we doing to the earth!? Younger generations growing up with crap media making them think they NEED things when they are WANTS (stupid housewives shows, kardashians, jersey shore, etc). It might also make sense to learn how to repair basic appliances and tools. , We could indeed be facing a “Zombie Apocalypse. I see no mention on zombie brain deactivating devices ie. A Brief History of Zombies We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal contender is Resident Evil), but where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much? The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. This was not a waist of tax dollars they are trying to find a fun way to get ready for a real emergency. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good zombie movie. But wonderful report IF it ever happened. I don’t think zombies wil come any time soon if they do become real, but natural disasters always happen. Want to contribute to our website A good way to get people engaged in disaster preparation is what I’d call this. HEY!! wanna check good way to prepares yourself to zombies invasion? Go chec the animes Highschool of The Dead and the TV show( dont know if it was canceled) The Walking Dead. Contributor guidelines imagine if terrorists used zombies as a form of bio-warfare. I think they made a zombie virus. In short great post…really amazing…Thank you so much for sharing this amazing info…. though i will start carrying a bat in the trunk of my car. I have been longing for this day for decades!!!!! If the world were to be ending, then I pray we go out via Zombie Apoalypse!. CDC knows something Gov’t knows something. I have my “GO BAG” all set up…. wooden bats r better less ware down over a period of time aluminum will dent and ware down…. Submit a guest post Big knives are another type of reusable weapon. Keeping yourself clean will help fight off things like flu, the common cold, pink eye, pretty much thing that you could sick from before the zombiepocolypse you can get sick from after the zombiepocolypse. Firefighters are using big data to predict the path of wildfires in the US and Australia. ok so like if there really is going to be a zombie apocalypse which i don’t belive is going to happen but just in case i’ll be ready for them. I am also implicated that there may be some negative reply from the pious community who may give the Agency controvert feedback by the linking of Zombies to preparedness. But gravely ZOMBIE?! I felt my intellect declining the more I read. Anyone who believes in zombies has nothing to worry about, you have no brains to begin with! Start spending more time trying to solve REAL problems. my grandma wont beleive it till it happens. THERE WAS A CANNIBAL ATTACK IN MIAMI BEACH!!!!!!!!! Zombiessssssnlriknqeb;. Thanks CDC for the warning and the laughs. Now you are telling us to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, what are you guys hiding?. Want to contribute to our website @ Heinrich Holler — When the zombies come for you–don’t expect the USA to save you. if you guys know anything for the zompocilipyes youd hav 2 watch the Walking Dead because youd hav to kill off ur best friend and/or worse…ur self but just watch it…it helps. Cause tbh I kinda like the fact that we are in COVID because it took a virus to come just so we can start washing our hands and disinfecting everything we touch. Remember, civilization has collapsed, so you may encounter more than just the occasional pothole. Relax, enjoy Christmas time and have a happy New Year 2012!. I understand that this makes for a “fun” way to get people more interested in disaster preparation however take into considerateness the possibility that in the event of this really happening people may not take it serious in the event of an actual alert. I saw epsode 6 of the show the walking dead (3) weeks ago and ive been having nightmares ever since this just made it worse. The article “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse”, gives great info to the reader on how to be prepared like giving them a list of necessities that should be put together in case of an emergency. get a mountain bike and oozz for your tires ( they go where cars and trucks cant) 7. ‘What actually spurred me into it was that in December 2014 I was made tautological from the army. Regardless of what the theme is the message is clear (or so it should be) to be prepared for any type of emergency situation (i. Unlike gold, which is hovering around $1,300 an ounce, these old silver coins come in small enough denominations to barter for a loaf of bread or a socket wrench in an economic “Mad Max” script. I think this is a great use of humor to get a serious point across. Suggest a post Why are people just now freaking out about this Preparedness Guide? This guide has been around for 9 years. Read Max Brook’s book ‘The Zombie Survival Guide’ for a lot more detail about surviving against the undead. Do you know how many times I have had to explain and read emergency warnings to functionally illiterate individuals? The only problem with this post is that there is going to be SOMEONE SOMEWHERE who is going to believe that The X-files have discovered the Zombie plot is real and comming our way …. This is a great way to get youths concerned and involved in preparing for an emergency. Guest post: Here is more unputdownable details i have read blog post. Governments and organisations usually let out little snippets of information before an event or occurrence. I applaud the CDC for using this idea to get American’s prepared should a adversity befall their community. Guest contributor guidelines For flesh out if the zombie plague originated in the U. Totally hypothetical of course. 72 m) * Tool 14 in 1 pocket * Triple Opener, 1 pair * Radio AM / FM, Flashlight, Alarm * C-size batteries x2 * Solar Blanket * Food Rations of 2400 Calories * With Water Sachets x 10 * Emergency Poncho * N95 respirator * Biohazard Bag x2 * Work Gloves, Leather Palm * Waterproof Matches, Box of 50 * Candles Emergency Slow Burn (pack of 5). But not before you let Zombies sense where you’re retreating. COVID-19 is now the major additional e-prep concern. but who knows ???? a lot of strange thing are happening now i would hide in the storey first for a few days with food an water an others thing said here but not only a am fm radio but a two way cb radio an a small tv with batterys cell phone s might not work but keep both don’t forget lights an matches an candles an can openers non electric propane stove camping gear sleeping bags an gloves an rope and nails an wood to borad up windows if a zombies should get thu an some gas cans full of gas somewhere you can get to it an extra set of keys to a car no time to hot wire a car if a zombie is at the door , or the cdc say lets go !!! now!!!!. i think the zombie things are real because of the videos i have seen im scared of it and i dont know why nobody believes it? we should do a practise or school or thing just to get prepared search extranormal/ zombies on youtube and it will scare you to death all the zombie captions they had found. Contributor guidelines What an awesome idea for informing the public what to do in case of an emergency, in such a fun and delicious manner. Thank you for sharing this information, I hope it gets through to people. It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. starts going insane and starts tests on humans while trying making zombies. The zombie out break can happen in many ways such as air born, shots, or even a sonic wave to disable brain funcations. i love this Hurry CDC release sumthing so this can happen already im ready to fight some damn zombies! lol. Even if zombies were to happen they wouldn’t last vary long. Submitting a guest post im a 17 year old teenager who lives in a tiny ass town called deltona. Guest posts This all comes from the organization that for years has been at the forefront of taking our 2d correction rights from us. Suggest a post well zombies are a little far fetched but look at 1918 flu , people scared to go out of there homes. Sorry, that kit is an epic fail. “Raising meat rabbits is one of the most space-efficient means of growing livestock for meat,” according to the site Survivalist 101. I must say Resident Evil was one of my best. My 2-cents, I’m not worried about zombies but being prepared just makes sense. Nice job! And a shoutout to my fellow Zombie Response Team members!. However, this focus of the article is disaster preparedness. Guest post It’s easy and free to post your thought on any topic. Might I suggest: Aluminum Baseball bat, crowbar,. There are way to many things going against them like; freezing cold, blistering heat, and so many others. But what happens when you run out of, say, toilet paper or tooth paste and there’s no one to make more. Guest post- Oh, and Don’t look behind you right now…. POSSIBLE ZOMBIE CAUSAL AGENTS: (1) Alien (demonic or revolutionary group species [elmo kin]) district / poisoning / viral…. I love the fact that even the CDC has taken advantage of the Zombie Craze to get its message of preparedness out to the masses. I think this is an excellent campaign for the CDC to breathe life back into disaster preparedness. So, if I may say, the CDC has created an article relating to events during a Zombie Apocalypse to real life emergencies to send a message to the public (in this case, believers and the younger population or just about anyone who would rather be prepared anyway) to be prepared!. Unlike many of them, I think that this graphic novel is the perfect way to engage the masses through popular culture. Guest blogger guidelines Strange times call for strange solutions. 5) Wait for this whole thing to blow over. All the better if this gets people to prepare for more realistic disasters such has hurricanes and tornadoes. Clearly a firearm would be needed as part of the all important kit in a zombie situation, either take it serious and include the tools you would need or don’t bother. However, this focus of the article is disaster preparedness. This wasn’t posted last year as anything more than to help draw people into becoming prepared for natural disasters, disease outbreaks, and the like. This day in age no one can be 100% sure that nothing will ever happen. This article has been viewed 758,417 times. That way people can work together to survive. Suggest a post I agree with the CDC using zombies or a so called “zombie apocalypse” to attract the attractor of the otherwise unthinking people who don’t pay attention to what can in reality happen and then when it does they are crying to others and begging for handouts because they weren’t smart enough to in reality think for a change and always be braced. Guest blogger guidelines &This is so cool we need this to be prepared in case this really happens. Crowbar best weapon, never needs reloading, doesn’t break, can open doors and unlock doors and even keep doors shut and anyone can use it, no formal training needed, just swing away!. Here are a few more scenarios you might consider: – rampaging genetically re-created T-Rex (a la Jurassic Park) – Extraterrestrial invasion – terrestrial collision – worldwide commercial enterprise collapse caused by inept greedy investment banks (forget it; too unlikely) – nuclear war caused by blithering idiot in White House using wrong phone to order pizza – Tea Party statesmanly candidate winning election – Eton College alumnus becoming British Prime Minister (Oh no, already happened, aaaaiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!). I’m with Daisy- PLEASE bring back the shirts!!!.


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Guest blogger And i yhink tht eating raw zombie flesh. Guest article This was a very well thought out idea. Self defense is as important as the batteries for the radio. They will not be allowed to die. Guest blogger guidelines Since I live in Canada, plausibly Vancouver Island. I really hope for a zombie apocalypse(I am 11), so I can show my family that I can beat the crap out of those zombies. So many brains and many unused. Publish your guest post I never really focused on being prepared for the unexpected and now I am kicking myself for not doing it sooner. One more thing STAY AWAY FROM PITTSBURGH! for some reason people would all come to Pittsburgh just because george romero lives there…. The fact is, most of us haven't had time to rush out and get an epidemiology degree since the coronavirus began sweeping around the world, so we have to put our trust in experts trained in pandemic response. Sponsored post by Liquor, too — particularly in easy-to-swap airline bottles — would likely prove a hot commodity, since it not only deadens the pain of surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but, as a blogger named Survival Mom points out, also provides useful off-label functions as a disinfectant or an food product in herbal remedy tinctures. what if zombies come, whenn theres a hurricane AND a tornado?!?!?!!?1//1. Guest post: We just watched Zombieland last week. This is frieken BEAUTIFUL, i got teary eyed when i read it. Guest post: Depending on the type of emergency, ex. Next, the outcome of there actually being a zombie apocalypse is unprobable, sadly i do say so. But what about if you pop down the grocery and they are shut because of that power outage? People get unfortunate person – you need to think about longer term power shut downs. I can’t believe that the cdc has not pulled this from their website and made a national formal apology. we’d have a mix of Resident Evil AND Left 4 Dead! I’m SO glad I’m in a tornado/hurricane prone state! More natural defenses and cleanin’ up teams LOL!. Guns are good in all disasters not only for defense from looters and other enemies, but good for hunting and putting food on the table. To Bo, who was bitching about his tax dollars at work…first I doubt you have a job so don’t worry about “your tax dollars” second I thought it was a great way to get the idea of making home emergency kits out to everyone including horror geeks. can someone tell me what is the best place to build a base? i have designs of a human natural selection colony just in case the zombie apocalypse happens. 🙂 So far tests are coming along nicely. people, the only food material that would last until you decide its time to munch the rest of it away, is honey. Really, people? Lighten up with your retard comments like “umg guyz this iz wazting r munnyz”. Contributing writer Perfect work you have done, this site is really cool with wonderful substance. Contributor guidelines zombies will come to you, they will find YOU, with most monsters you have to go to them and hunt for them in their land. Harvard psychiatrist Steven Schlozman wrote a (fictional) medical paper on the zombies presented in Night of the Living Dead and refers to the condition as Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome caused by an infective agent. Kind of like ‘Fallout’ the game. And unfortunately there are zombie believers out there. Guest post Around in circles, we’ll conquer the floor! Spewing everyplace your mortal odour!. what i think is that when they issued this article was because they were afraid that the virus would of grown and spread to the public, so they wrote the following article to show the people that it was close to happening but it didn’t. Guest post Their home turf, after all, is not only a prime target, but an island. That is the only way a “zombie” can ever happen. lots of bottled water and beef-a -ronie will get you through the worst of it. Guest posters wanted Better believe this! This is not a fantasy, It’s for real! Be WARNED & Be prepared. This is an interesting way of getting people to prepare! Honestly I didn’t know about until now and have been preparing almost my whole life!. Submit blog post Notice that there are some clues that the CDC understands that a Zombie Apocalypse is very unlikely-“and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real hand brake. It’s not wasting money, people are amused by Zombies and most people are interested. In case of ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I have found the “double tap” method works great. Go by boat, head for an unpopulated island and take fishing equipment, a packet of seeds and a syanide tablet. In all seriousness, the preparedness assemblage contained is valid useful substance. I would not be surprised if that Zika Virus leads to some sort of rabies virus leading into eventual zombie-like symptoms. And the preparation kit they describe really is a good emergency readiness kit in general. Well intersting, whats the CDC not telling us ???? My emergency kit is already made though. I truly do enjoy writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually lost just trying to figure out how to begin. not a tongue in cheek scenario. All the better if this gets people to prepare for more realistic disasters such has hurricanes and tornadoes. Accepting guest posts I’ve been saying that for years, and felt so strongly about it, I decided to start a business providing people with a source to Stay safe. lol love the zombie makeup :XD. Let me tell you, it is called Utter Chaos. Wow…For all of you who say this can’t happen…better think again… Let’s all watch what happens as our citizens continue rising up against this government, protesting inciting civil disobedience and such… They wont beat us or shoot us. Guest-post There would be no way for the body to continuously maintain itself whilst buried covert with no food and water. I just want to know how much these moments cost us. Guest post by step 5: is plan to go to a nuclear shelter. I would hope that CDC has learned something from this and taken steps to support sudden and massive traffic spikes. My 2-cents, I’m not worried about zombies but being prepared just makes sense. Blog for us Everyone will be happy to know that we will have a zombie readiness plan as well as hurricane, blizzard and tornado. The user must take control of their food supply. Contribute to our site Media is screwing up our children’s natural instincts. because, as you all know, the brain is liable for EVERYTHING we do. It made me look harder and I usually don’t read the comments. Using zombies as a metaphor for a serious disaster was a good call. And zombies (my favorite horror monster) are a potent reminder of the effects of societal breakdown – replace zombie w/”terrorist” and hopefully, you get my point. Thinking I am totally insane for even considering a Zombie Apocalypse as a possibility. Regardless of your take on “zombies”, this is a great way to look at emergency preparedness & survival. Who cares how fast they are you can clear the streets till the cows come home LoL. This ain’t no flash flood, or earthquake. Speaking of Gear, you can have all the best instrumentality in the world, but if you don’t have a workable plan, it’s useless. Unfortunately, natural disasters may not seem ‘cool’, but that doesn’t give anyone the right to exploit public media to attract an mass. Your supply list is very good and has helped me with my plan. Finally, a notional way to get us (at least me) to read about preparing for a disaster. For all of you who did not read the entire article, it was not about a script with a zombie apocalypse, it was to get people to do something to prepare for a likely disaster that may face them. Please stay us up to date like this. This was actually fun to read and that is something, coming from a government agency. The Walking Dead is a fantastic series. Want to write for i say, bring em, this country is in a ressesition and zompoc would be the perfect thing to 1: universe controll(survival of the prepared) 2: open up ALOT of job opprotunities after the eruption and 3: zompoc would be a hell of alot more fun than sitting around at a 9-5 job or online doing job apps for jobs that dont exist by the time they are seen anyway. It’s great! Thanks for making disaster preparedness actually fun to read about! 🙂. Just wanted to share that Kings Mountain Historical Museum (in Kings Mountain, NC) hosted a free public program this week based on the CDC’s model – in conjunction with our current exhibit: “Say Ahh! The Incredible Medical History of Kings Mountain,” and in human relationship with our local library’s Summer Reading Program. You really have to check your assumptions: think about the little things that you take for granted. this doesnt make any sense y would u have the cops or fire division or something like thts # they would have probabaly have left town ive thought about wat i would do if a zombie cataclysm happened for years so if it really happened i would be ready and i no it its very complicated plan but not really. Teamwork is ESSENTIAL in a zombie outbreak. Get out of big cities 7 days of food and water for each single in your party find most secluded area useable and become as self ample as possible been prepared since 1981. I was woefully unprepared, and so were all of the businesses, urgent cares and everything else in my area; the local hospitals’ power didn’t return until over 3 days afterward. Thanks again, Herman Garcia, Captain,U. It’s rare that you see a federal agency do thing clever. I would like to say that i think its a smart idea to prepare even tho its not necessary right now but im happy to be spread. Guest contributor guidelines It’s a joke people , laugh every few years, it should release your sphincter muscle and make you hate a little less. My daughter has the gist of it: a good crossbow with as many crossbow bolts as you can manage. That was quite mayhap the only way you could have gotten me to visit the CDC website and actually read an exigency preparedness blog!!. That ends these days: Thanks mate!. the only side affect was that 50% of their bone tissue had to be taken in order to cure them. is almost the same why not put a creative spin on the issue of making sure citizens are prepared for Zombies? I for one have now included an metallic element baseball bat to my emergency supply kit. Sponsored post by I REALLY BELIEVE BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WUD BELIEVE IT ENOUGH. ” You’ve all just been conned into being prepared for actual threats ^O^. i just have to say that the CDC better invent a cure if a zombie apocalpse really did happen. If any of you are interested in seeing a sequel, contact the Center for Preparedness Response. I can’t tell you all of the details (confidentiality stuff) but I could share a few tips that could potentially save your life. if ur bitten don’t go to ur kit ask someone to kill u… cuz thats how they spread fast. Guest poster wanted Also some pots and pans and soap. I think it is great and I hope everyone Byzantine keeps up the great work. This is a fun way to knowledgeable people and the overall message is valid. Guest posters wanted See references to hurricanes, fires, tornados etc. I love the idea of linking preparedness with current pop culture and getting the message out through social media. Also some pots and pans and soap. The CDC is talking about “What If” Situations and to prepare for them They are using Zombies as what they comprehend as a light hearted way to imagine some sort of disaster scenario.


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Another is a refuge a camp in the middle of no where that a stock pile of ammunition and \”living essentials\” would be located. Throw your hat in the ring for NASA's astronaut training program, start thinking about where you'll live on Mars and get ready for a very long commute (with a lot of naps). ZOMBIES WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, think about the human body, since zombies are dead, they have no heart beat, no blood or oxygen is going to the brain, how would the brain function…why would have to shot the zombie in the head and destroy the brain, the brain is already extinguished. Some may think it’s a waste of tax dollars, but I don’t. This post was written by A good set of chains will solve this problem. think you guys are really taking this to serious and if it does happen all of us will die nobodys going to live you cant be the resident evil girl. The “undead” are entertainment, disaster preparedness is not- or at least shouldn’t be. and for all of those that get it an understand this artical good for youll be the ones too survive. What a fun way to get people thinking about real devastation preparation. despair is a motivation to kill for comfort. Its good CDC coverd this for other emergencies. This is absolutely an EPIC post! Definitely sharing. I love the thought of zombies and what will happen. *****I actually think it is there we just are not paying attention to it yet. Most people take it for granted that the government will take care of them in case of any emergency. Plus look at what’s natural event to the earths magnetic poles plus the galactic plane Earth is going to go through before zombies are thought of as a problem. (At least no more of a waste than normal government spending). Now let me count the number of people who complained that you are “wasting funds” because they don’t have a clue what your true intentions were. I am still scared but I am pretty excited for a 12 year old. Idk when but with all the newly free technology and all these experiments it wouldn’t surprise me if a zombie apocalypse actually happens. Personally anyone at the CDC could have made this article for fun while still having a purpose, to send a message, besides I doubt this article took much effort to publish or any money in that case. We are having carnival games, food, music, raffles and a zombie walk through town. WAKE UP, your birth certificate did NOT say that life will be fair. If a zombie apoclypse happens it won’t be this year;) Wonderful days breh

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I can’t tell you all of the details (confidentiality stuff) but I could share a few tips that could potentially save your life. Regardless of your take on “zombies”, this is a great way to look at emergency preparedness & survival. cool!! can you make a Z-Virus? lol XD,cause my dream is killin’ all the zombies XD. Want to write an article This is the very reason why people does not believe thing anymore coming from the CDC. i really think that if a zombie apocalypse does happen i know that would be one crazy thing to really get your mind around it and react to it, when it comes to something that crazy i really think there is chemicals that could be launch into out atmosphere and gives the population some kind of weird sickness and such thing could cause the humanity group to actually turn out to be like zombies running around waiting to get a piece of your flesh and rip it apart but if does happen i hope that the C. Contributing writer Last, you need an adequate vehicle to get you anywhere you need to go. Guest article Great post i must say and thanks for the information. I’ve been saying that for years, and felt so strongly about it, I decided to start a business providing people with a source to Stay safe. Submit blog post It’s about preparing for ANY emergency, fictional or not. ‘In the UK the older generation are generally good at prepping. I don’t even understand how I painted up here, but I assumed this submit used to be great. The CDC uses comedy to relate to those readers who have not yet experienced events with such impact. if they were just posting on what to do AGAINST zombies, i could say, ok you have a point. the best weapons in case of zed are ones that are easy to find and replace as well as light so frying pans, hardwood 2×4, pointed sticks, and good old baseball bats work best if you have fire arms save them in case of the living who are evil. if you love them dont decide not to kill him or her they’re already dead, and their in a better place so no matter what dont hold back. Guest author And i have’t read all the somments but whoever said an aluminum bat is good for killing zombies is wrong, it’s bend quickly. I agree with some of the lower comments but you should always carry a flash light. —Solego, Zombie Outbreak Response Team (ZORT) Member #42. Brilliant and much appreciated. Being prepared is something that doesn’t require a degree, education, or a special talent, just common sense and an insignificant amount of time. but if the cdc is saying this there could be somthing true about it!!!…. Want to write for I foresee the better future, where people and Zombies live together in peace and brotherly love!. Zombie are coming back for Halloween 2011 in few days now. This is awesome! my buddies and i have talked about this happening for years now and we have our plan near perfected for what we’ll do if a geological phenomenon like this happens. you need doctors, soldiers (preferably armed civilians), a radio, tons of fresh food and water, medical supplies, a place for a base (i have a design for a colony. Guest post i just want to know what other people are doing. i would take this as a joke if it were on a preparedness website. Nice waste of my hard earned taxpayer money. pleased! Useful data especially the leftover part I keep this kind of data a great deal. You can always get supplies suggested above, but ofcourse, you won’t get far with alot of weapons!!! start collecting now!. I’m not upset that some of my taxpayer money went to the creation of this page. that’s amazing may god will never do this to this period. I have always thought that this could be possible. This post was written by I agree with the CDC using zombies or a so called “zombie apocalypse” to attract the attention of the otherwise uncaring people who don’t pay magnet to what can really happen and then when it does they are crying to others and begging for handouts because they weren’t smart enough to actually think for a change and always be prepared. Guest author After watching this, someplace in the back of my mind I wonder, “what would i do at a time like that:. I do wonder if the person who wrote this is in need of an assistant? I would enjoy working for such a forward thinking and unique individual. How much is that? About $300? $500 total? That’s a payment. Guest contributor guidelines So many kids today really get hyped up for teh zombie appocalypse… Yeah i’ll admit that running around killing zombies without having to worry about going to prison sounds alright to me to at first anyway. I didn’t like the end turned out but still sick??. Guest author Everyone in major cities, evacuate immediately! haha. take high vantage points to scope out your route and to see whats around…. Submit content My English teacher assigned us a “survival project” and this was the most reliable source she gave us…. Submit post They are the Center for Disease Control, after all. If you’ve played The Walking Dead, you would know why. Zombies are a good example to get everyone prepared for a disaster, it makes the idea of being fitted out fun and get your entire family involved. The key is find help, set up a team and work together. Want to write a post By definition, zombies are revived corpses. Blog for us Whether it be a bat, pistol, shotgun, bazooka, tank or a slingshot, you need something to keep the pesky zombies off your front lawn. Wow are you serious, thew cdc posts this up. ther are 9 categories… rules where/how you should live types of clothes who should be in your group where you should and shouldn’t be did you spot a zombie? weapons? type of car and what you should do in any building And Finally… your diet so that is all i have to show you for now… bye! 😀. Zombie Apocalypse is to an old people. Ok, first of all, does everyone really think that a goverment agency would make a web page on how to live against zombies just for our amusement? Really think about it, they are “putting a pretty face on it” so to speak. Great job guys! I´m from Brazil, I was wondering… A zombie apocalypse, would be very good for the world, because whould be a chance to we back to a zero point. As a soldier, i’ve BEEN on the short side of supplies many times, even in war, so plan, plan, and Prepare. I guess these workers and humans are delusional like Morgellons patients. Can you imagine going through life without the ability to discern and enjoy all things funny? What small, sad lives they must lead! I feel sorry for them. Do notice the kit mentioned covers many sorts of natural disasters. Nice to see that there are some in our government activity that have both a brain and a sense of humor!. And its rural location places it far away from city-dwelling marauding hordes. i don’t think many ppl realize this but the cdc isn’t actually taking zombies seriously, it’s just there joking way of grabbing our attention so they prepare us for a natural bad luck. This article is honestly just a waste of taxpayer dollars and government time. The average person doesn’t think about if the power goes down mainstream, you can’t flush the toilet. I appreciated the metaphorical intent of the CDC. There would be no way for the body to continuously maintain itself whilst buried cloak-and-dagger with no food and water. Though zombies may not be real, there are real emergencies that should be taken into consideration by all citizens and making this site is a good way to put some “fun” into a serious scenario. Prescription drugs and other supplies should be stocked at all times. Zombies??? Really?? Wow… I never thought I’d see the day. Also some pots and pans and soap. If a zombie virus was transferred through bodily fluids would it make any sense to smack a zombie with a bat and get blood all over yourself. Wow this is serious isn’t it?. It might be useful, in case of a zombie apocalypse Knoworm. Zombies made operative inroads in the society already. Want to write an article Congratulations CDC! You have now lost all credibleness with this garbage. But despite the constant signs of climate change -- devastating fires in Australia, snow turning green in Antarctica, rising seas heavy Venice, the hottest five year stretch on Earth, ever -- humanity is well and truly dragging its feet on doing anything about the problem. Become a guest blogger Thanks for the apocalypse zombie subject. I just stumbled upon your blog and wished to say that I have truly enjoyed reading your blog posts. Dartnell pointed out that in a world without hospitals or antibiotics, avoiding corruption would be one of your top priorities. Submitting a guest post Very good visual appeal on this computer network site, I’d rate it 10. A freaking joke, that is what they are. I can’t tell you all of the details (confidentiality stuff) but I could share a few tips that could potentially save your life. In the event you become ill such as an infected cut or injury not incurred from a zombie bite, you’ll need some antibiotics of some type. Your website is extremely great … carry on the work!. This article reminds me a lot about storm shelters people have in areas that are more frequent to tornados and other natural disasters. Stock up with big jars of cheap wine. This is really a waste of time. But if you have to, destroy it’s brain and get running! (that’s the only way to kill a Zombie I hear) Believe it or not this is all news to me and I thank you for the Informative info!. Because My Worst Fear Are zombies. Bring back the shirts!!! If you make them, they will sell. In response to people who think the list from CDC and myself is “excessive” or “unneeded” in the case of a natural disaster not involving “infected” humans/animals, don’t you think the evil people in this country will be looking to lie, steal, and kill to survive at will? ALSO, I think the CDC should add Nuclear Fallout to the list of “disasters” and should add more items such as gasmasks to the list. I would just go around acting like a zombie!. They're the front-line health care workers putting their lives on the line to look after us in our time of need. the zombie apocalypse is for real and we are preparing for it. Make a farm on the roof for an unlimeded supply od food and use weapons from the hunting section and finally use large buckets/ bens to catch rain water to drink. The safest place to be in a zombie infestation is patently an area with no zombies and where zombies would have trouble to get to. It’s just a shame that so many people think they were being serious when they said Zombie planning. The story is entertaining and also provides educational ways to be prepared for not only a natural disaster, but a zombie Revelation of Saint John the Divine as well, for those who believe. I’d been examining frequently this unique site using this program. That’s what this zombie orientated article, as well as the comic, is about. Anyone who forgets that important part of the Z plan will be the bait and food for the zombies so everyone else can escape 🙂 Thanks for taking care of that part of my plan for me CDC. I guess “zombie prepareness” also falls under the spectrum of containing serious urban unrest. Wonderful post! This post has exposed hidden treasures on blog commenting. Say the electrical grid takes a big hit no power. I would have never read this post if it didn’t involve zombies. You should all be fired for this gimcrackery. In a way it sorta is because of that drug MDPV aka Bath Salts. Submit article As “cool” as it may sound, and how fun it is to talk about; there could never be zombies. like great mind have said before i shall say it again. I think that maybe they are just trying to get our basic cognitive process by using zombies as and example because we are in an pandemic 😷 and they want us to take caution as if there was a zombie apocalypse. either that or they were working on thing and something went wrong but they stopped but since it was a close call so again they made this article. That water then needs a means of reaching a viable location. Become a contributor I have thought about what I would do if there ever was such a pandemic. So, its good to be prepared for any scientific disaster…. Education is definitely a sticky subject.


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Guest posts wanted and then what oh Yeah we can live minute to minute like the characters on “The Walking Dead” waiting for the moment we will be eaten by Zombies. Brilliant and entertaining way to bring attention to such an important issue. Guest contributor guidelines It provides some really helpful information measure which can also be used for natural disasters. My brother and I talk constantly aobut A Zombie Apocalypse. Become an author BEAUTIFUL site and great info! BRAVO to the CDC for making catastrophe preparedness relevant to those who might never really “get” the urgent need to always be prepared for a natural or (worse) man-made disaster that lasts longer than a few hours. If water pumps can’t move the water our indoor plumbing quickly stops working. Really? I have to be the one to point out that atomic number 34 is an element in the periodic table and solanum is the zombie virus?. The zombie apocalypse is coming and we all better watch out. It’s idiot tightwads like you that make this country hell for the rest of us. I guess you’ll also need guns&baseball bats you know to shot or hit their head. So make sure your own emergency kit isn’t sorely lacking in this most-fundamental of protections — because once the zombies rise up from their newly gaping graves, online mail-order may be a bit limited. I praise the CDC for using zombies in their informative comic book style novel. Needless to say, the traffic llights didn’t work, so you were really taking your life in your hands to venture out in a vehicle. Is any of your accusal available in printed form? Can I buy copies of your info or is only open thru file formats?. CDC has a fun way of teaching about emergency preparedness. Examples of this are abundant throughout history, most recently in the violence that ensued in the days after hurricane Katrina in the United States, and in Haiti after the earthquake there. you all say you’re gonna be prepared for a zombie apocalypse. ” don’t recognize the fact that there will be few, if any, police available and they will be very thinly spread. They have helped me be ready for all eventualities. There have been several more cases reported since. Brilliant and entertaining way to bring attention to such an important issue. The zombies would be easier to kill than you think… Also if they 28 Weeks Later then I’m outta here. Writers wanted This needs further explaining, investigating and attention from the executives from CDC. Contributing writer Zombie defense can only be accomplished through application of accurately directed objects via kinetic energy as a function of the ejection of lead from a metal tube caused by a gaseous explosion. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. I am always investigating online for tips that can benefit me. Nowadays a zombie is a person who subscribes to the fearmongering of the virus and will give up their personal liberties and freedoms in the name of safety and security, while condemning everyone around them who doesn’t conform with them. There are seven types of gear that should go into a starter bug out bag. The CDC is not going to talk about a virus or disease that they think is “fake”. The cartoon is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. Guest posting rules I myself made a 6 page research paper on how Bank Bailouts may be good scheme to stabilize an economy by artificial means in about 5 hrs. Sponsored post It easy to grasp the threat of a zombie war; beside, we live in a digitally-lobitimized world were we have an ever increasing average BMI feeding on a starving world. The job of the CDC amongst other things is to reach the widest masses about readiness and in creating a clever and humorous operation more people will prepare for emergencies and more lives will be saved. Watergen builds an region Water Generator capable of generating up to 211 gallons of clean water a day from the air. Using the zombie apocalypse is a fun way to get people thinking about the basics of being prepared for an pinch. WOW…that’s all I can say! Take it for what it is, just a good article about emergency readiness. This is not the time to go it alone. I can’t stress this enough, in a high stress situation don’t flip out an go intense to the floor No matter if its a fire fight, or u missed placed ur keys just remember SLOW IS SMOOTH SMOOTH IS FAST. Nicely this article that i’ve been waited for so long. get a sense of humor guys………. These comments do not state the official views of CDC, and CDC does not guarantee that any information posted by individuals on this site is correct, and disclaims any liability for any loss or damage resulting from reliance on any such info. do u really believe ur taxes went up because of simple informational website? U can stop speaking now. In Night of the Living Dead, when the apocalypse is happening, Ben uses the resources available to him in the house and since there is no preparation kit, it makes it harder to survive. This is a great way to get youths interested and involved in preparing for an emergency. Gather and keep on hand the lumber and/or materials necessary to secure your position. Submit a guest post I write manuals for equipment and I use humor to keep the subject gripping to the reader, such as a allegator lasso in the spare parts list. It is a clever and cunning way to sell messages. Let alone the normal rotting under the sun. I myself made a 6 page research paper on how Bank Bailouts may be good scheme to stabilize an economy by artificial means in about 5 hrs. Thanks, CDC!! I only wish I’d thought of this first!!!. You discover what should be in an emergency kit and teach us how to be willing for any disaster, no matter how unlikely it seems. But proponents say it could be a way to gain a second life. lots of bottled water and beef-a -ronie will get you through the worst of it. They’ve also encouraged people to gather outside of their home in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps CDC knows that zombies are possible because CDC (or some friends) are creating the zombie virus. in other words, DOWN WITH THE ZOMBIE-HATERS!!. Then going up Maslow’s Hierarchy, they would likely seek food and water, health, and eventually reconnection with civilzation. While Texas hill country well water is hit or miss, rainwater solicitation is the ticket given the area’s verdant rainfall. well i read many of the comments some people do not get that the CDC is just using this as a main-stream media way of informing people. This is hilariously awesome and very well thought out. ha me and my friends strted talking about what we would do if this ever happend. Ok, first off, this “Zombie” thing is a ruse that the CDC is using to promote safety in real life situations. Become an author If you look “too” prepared, you can make yourself into a target. Guest article because, as you all know, the brain is liable for EVERYTHING we do. Want to contribute to our website Hooray for the MIW (men in white)! Thanks again CDC. The first thing you need is a suit of armor so if you had to you could fist fight your way out. I have witnessed first hand the effects of drug abuse…insanity, suicide attempts, dead children and the list goes on and on. Become an author This is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! There are No zombies. I used o be scared but now I am semi ready because all of the beef jerky and venison will be free. I have a n 8th grade son and a 10th grade son. Guest post courtesy of LO AND BEHOLD I’ve picked up some more tips on safety/disaster preparedness, and that I can also point out this link to loved ones and friends !! All wrapped in an entertaining package! It’s about educating ourselves… –MISSION ACCOMPLISHED CDC–. Comments above mention how incredible a zombie calamity is, but how unlikely is a disaster such as a hurricane, tornado, bombing, or blizzard? Most will argue that it’s a one in a million chance that it could happen, and they won’t attempt to prepare for the worst. Thanks for the possibleness to learn good tips via humor. sorry there is an error in the above. Guest post- lol I always liked the conecpt of zombies, though I think I won’t survive if this ever happens. Harvard psychiatrist Steven Schlozman wrote a (fictional) medical paper on the zombies presented in Night of the Living Dead and refers to the condition as Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome caused by an infective agent. ‘It is wise a thing to do and shouldn’t be demonised. Contribute to our site Overall the article was very informative and intriguing. If an average doctor or company made these breaches, they would be sued and tried for criminal sloppiness. officals say the attack was brought on my “cocaine psychosis” but we all no wat the truth is…. Drug abuse is not a joke…just ask the families of the victims. Guest post opportunities If I get any zombies, I’ll just sick my horses on them, they are tough! I never really thought of this topic till now. I appreciate that the CDC originally posted this a year ago with the intention of getting people thinking about being prepared for all kinds of emergencies, but I personally can’t help but ask myself with all the recent ‘zombie’ activities in the news, “Do they know something they’re not telling us?” To all you people who are fussing over the CDC waisting time and money on this blog: If it helps teach people how to prepare for devastation, then how is it a waste? It has served its purpose. This is a 48 hour aliveness kit listed in this article, and contains everything you MUST have to survive 48 hours on foot. Like four year old zombies, it’s beginning to rot and will eventually collapse, but while it was around it managed to spread pretty far. When the CDC first discharged the Zombie materials in 2011, I incorporated some of the ideas in my emergency bodily process and safety activity for an aerospace company I worked for. Natural disasters like the ones I mentioned above are occur frequently, especially nowadays, and people need to be knowledgeable on the ways we can prepare for them to keep ourselves, and our families safe. Unlike the first two world wars, technology will play a factor. While Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies make news, many preppers are quietly packing their bug-out bags with rolls of pre-1965 American dimes, lodging or half-dollars, which are 90 percent silver and available from coin dealers and precious-metals websites (silver is currently about $17 an ounce). While this article is fairly light-hearted, it draws proper attention by a demographic that would not normally think of such preparedness techniques. Kudos CDC! A large part of your usefulness is advertising and learning to amount the public sentience. It wasn’t hard for me to prep for that stuff, everyone can. After watching this, somewhere in the back of my mind I wonder, “what would i do at a time like that:. I think that weapons of any kind would be more useful. Thanks for sharing information. all the other aliveness kit stuff should be a “no brainer” to most people. Become an author I don’t even understand how I painted up here, but I assumed this submit used to be great. Bring back the shirts!!! If you make them, they will sell. I would also recommend adding a couple of “friends” to your emergency rations. There are many comments about if they will run, walk or even be scared of water. News Flash!!! Zombies are not real. I know that zombies is dangerous but the thing is how long can a zombie live without food and drinks because all living things required energy to survive and my other question is can zombie survived from physical phenomenon shock?. Write for us I THINK THAT’S WHEN GOD WILL STEP IN………. Well it seems a lot of people think this is just unlikely…. Thanks to CDC for this useful article, (although some stupid ppl would just laugh and make fun of it …). zombies DO exist this is the 5th attack in miami alone (many more around the world) JUST TWO DAYS AGO and even though there WAS a victum submited in the medical building AND on the news, the hospital DELETED all records of the Victum being submited after words and is no word about the victum. like our motto says BE PREPARED. If there is a zombie apocalypse coming I suggest you head out to sea but dont go as 1 group, maintain distance at all times. Worthless without a recommendation for a means of self defense. ” Like how do you kill a zombie” I guess I have to watch the movies to fnd that out.